Piano Teeth

Hello gorgeous creeps. I am back from a little hiatus with an audio delight, fresh and ready to be dripped into your ears. In this episode we meet Terry. Who has decided to become a Pirate. A land Pirate. The terror of the motorways. He's got a crew, a car and a cannon. What could possibly go wrong? I also explain my hiatus, try and sell you some disgusting sparkling water and teach you how to make friends. Enjoy you sexy scumbags. Website: https://www.pianoteeth.co.uk/ Insta:...

Hello gorgeous creeps. Here is the final part of the Billie Piper trilogy. In this episode, Billie & Keeley make their way to Stonehenge, where they meet Uther Pendragon and the Druid army. After sacrificing Noel Fielding and activating the stones they then face the celebrity horde for a final showdown that will decide the fate of Earth. Enjoy scum. Featuring Billie Piper, Druids, Stonehenge, Noel Fielding, Alistair Campbell, Tokyo, Pop-songs, excessive violence, Sean Bean, Idris Elba,...

Hello there gorgeous creep1 Here we are, once again, with a brand new audio delight. Ready to fling merrily down your ears and run riot round your mind. Aren't you lucky! In this episode, we hear the second part of the previous episode (duh). So if you haven't listened to Part 1 yet...then obviously do that. Billie Piper and Keeley begin making their way to Stonehenge and some very serious truths are revealed. A horde of celebs are laying in wait for them. And they get some help from a...

Hello gorgeous creeps. Did you miss me? I have returned to your heads with a marvellous audio delight, featuring none other than former popstar, turned actor, BILLIE PIPER. In this episode Jasper is getting ready for his annual Bunga-Bunga party and we hear an overly emotional advert for a car. Then we're sucked down the plughole and meet a taxi driver called Keeley, who meets her idol Billie Piper, holding a gun and stood by a burning car with dead celebrities at her feet. This begins...

Hello my sexy scumbags! Here's another, brand spanking new audio delight for you to trickle into your ears and allow to run riot round your mind. And what a riot it is! This episode sees a gang of littering youths being chased through the woods by a vengeful forest Goddess. On top of that, Jasper tries to go on strike and I reveal my new crypto-currency. BleachCoin! Follow me on the socials @the_piano_teeth. Send something into the Scribble Gallery :...

Hello Gorgeous Creeps! It is I, Piano Teeth, that voice inside your head. Back once again with an eargasm that'll leave you desperate for me. I'm sorry I was away for so long. I've been on the run you see. But I'm back now and don't worry. You'll never have to do without me for so long ever again as I shall now be releasing a new audio delight once a month! That's right, you'll have a brand new, original, marvellous, hilarious adventure to put in your ears and allow to run riot round your...

Hello Gorgeous Creeps! It is I, Piano Teeth. The voice inside your head. Back once again with a barnstorming audio-delight that will completely and utterly blow your socks off. Unfortunately, I'm going to have to take a short break after this one. You'll hear why but I need to lay low for a little while. But don't worry, I have grown fond of trickling into your ears and I know how much I mean to you. I will be back my sexy scumbags. I will be back. In this episode, I discuss therapy with...

Hello gorgeous creeps! Here we are once again with a brand new audio delight for you to trickle into your ears. My apologies for the delay in this one. After a big night on the bleach Jasper the Toad swallowed the microphone. Had to wait a couple of days for it to make its way out. And you can't rush these things. In this marvelous episode, we take a departure from the usual and rather than me just telling you a tale, we end up in the midst of three voices, all talking to each other. One of...

Hello Gorgeous Creeps. I hope this finds you as well as you possibly can be. We are back with a story bang and this one is an absolute brain cracking banger. In this fantastical audio delight we throw ourselves down the plug hole and end up in the town of Cliffton, which is apparently a lovely place in summer. There we meet Taylor the Tailor who won't let his son, Darren out of his sight. However, due to tragic circumstances, Darren's opportunity arises and after an excitable first...

Hello gorgeous creeps. How are your minds? Ready for me to launch in and deliver my weekly eargasm of audio delight? I hope so. We will be taking a departure from the usual as thanks to the disco biscuits provided by my friend Captain WillyFingers, I'm in far too delicate a state for a bleach soaked helter-skelter into a brain cracking story. Instead, I answer some of the questions sent into me by the sexy scumbags that put me in their ears. You, basically. I then put on a vinyl sent...

Hello my gorgeous creeps! It is I. Piano Teeth. Your bleach sodden, bath dwelling, skinless storyteller. Back with another audio delight for you to put in your ears and run rings round your mind. Forgive me, Jasper the Toad interrupts my introduction to this episode. However, he gets put in his place and I soon bring it back on the premium track that you're used to. In this fantastic episode, we encounter Sir Cecil Gubbington, running for his life through some woods. He's being...

Hello Gorgeous Creeps! I hope you are well. If this is the first time you've clicked on my face then allow me to introduce myself. My name is Piano Teeth and I am the voice inside your head. I have no skin and so sit in the bath drinking bleach all day, with a toad called Jasper. After a bottle or two my brain cracks and I am plunged into a story. Which I would now like to share with you. In this wonderfully funny, surprising episode, we are introduced to Steve, who doesn't look like a...

Hello gorgeous creeps. My name is Piano Teeth. The bleach sodden, skinless storyteller, and the voice inside your head. Thank you for having me. Roll-up! Roll-up! In this week's marvelous eargasm we journey to Hector's Circus and meet its eponymous, machiavellian, black-clad, Ringmaster. Hector always puts on a good show and tonight's entertainment involves a viscous boxing match between two men dressed as a Mummy & Baby. The crowd loves it. You will love it. So sit back, grab the bleach,...

Hello sexy scumbags. My name is Piano Teeth and I'm the voice inside your head. Thank you for letting me into your mind. In this first episode, I introduce myself and Jasper the Toad, and then the bleach kicks in and we launch headlong down the plughole into a fantastic tale. It involves a dancing Orangutang called Gus and his friend Maria Ave-Tia, who hatch a murderous plot to enter the National Ballroom Competition. Featuring Jean-Claude Winklepicker, ecstasy, a bucket of sand, the large...

Hello, my name is Piano Teeth and I'm the voice inside your head. Here's a teaser trailer to wet your whistles for my upcoming audio delight. I can't wait to trickle into your ears. Enjoy. Sound design by Matteo Musetti (@4get2eat) Artwork by Chris R. Wright (@chrisrwright)