Piano Teeth

Hello Gorgeous Creeps! It is I, Piano Teeth. The voice inside your head. Back once again with a barnstorming audio-delight that will completely and utterly blow your socks off. Unfortunately, I'm going to have to take a short break after this one. You'll hear why but I need to lay low for a little while. But don't worry, I have grown fond of trickling into your ears and I know how much I mean to you. I will be back my sexy scumbags. I will be back. In this episode, I discuss therapy with...

Hello gorgeous creeps! Here we are once again with a brand new audio delight for you to trickle into your ears. My apologies for the delay in this one. After a big night on the bleach Jasper the Toad swallowed the microphone. Had to wait a couple of days for it to make its way out. And you can't rush these things. In this marvelous episode, we take a departure from the usual and rather than me just telling you a tale, we end up in the midst of three voices, all talking to each other. One of...

Hello Gorgeous Creeps. I hope this finds you as well as you possibly can be. We are back with a story bang and this one is an absolute brain cracking banger. In this fantastical audio delight we throw ourselves down the plug hole and end up in the town of Cliffton, which is apparently a lovely place in summer. There we meet Taylor the Tailor who won't let his son, Darren out of his sight. However, due to tragic circumstances, Darren's opportunity arises and after an excitable first...

Hello gorgeous creeps. How are your minds? Ready for me to launch in and deliver my weekly eargasm of audio delight? I hope so. We will be taking a departure from the usual as thanks to the disco biscuits provided by my friend Captain WillyFingers, I'm in far too delicate a state for a bleach soaked helter-skelter into a brain cracking story. Instead, I answer some of the questions sent into me by the sexy scumbags that put me in their ears. You, basically. I then put on a vinyl sent...

Hello my gorgeous creeps! It is I. Piano Teeth. Your bleach sodden, bath dwelling, skinless storyteller. Back with another audio delight for you to put in your ears and run rings round your mind. Forgive me, Jasper the Toad interrupts my introduction to this episode. However, he gets put in his place and I soon bring it back on the premium track that you're used to. In this fantastic episode, we encounter Sir Cecil Gubbington, running for his life through some woods. He's being...

Hello Gorgeous Creeps! I hope you are well. If this is the first time you've clicked on my face then allow me to introduce myself. My name is Piano Teeth and I am the voice inside your head. I have no skin and so sit in the bath drinking bleach all day, with a toad called Jasper. After a bottle or two my brain cracks and I am plunged into a story. Which I would now like to share with you. In this wonderfully funny, surprising episode, we are introduced to Steve, who doesn't look like a...

Hello gorgeous creeps. My name is Piano Teeth. The bleach sodden, skinless storyteller, and the voice inside your head. Thank you for having me. Roll-up! Roll-up! In this week's marvelous eargasm we journey to Hector's Circus and meet its eponymous, machiavellian, black-clad, Ringmaster. Hector always puts on a good show and tonight's entertainment involves a viscous boxing match between two men dressed as a Mummy & Baby. The crowd loves it. You will love it. So sit back, grab the bleach,...

Hello sexy scumbags. My name is Piano Teeth and I'm the voice inside your head. Thank you for letting me into your mind. In this first episode, I introduce myself and Jasper the Toad, and then the bleach kicks in and we launch headlong down the plughole into a fantastic tale. It involves a dancing Orangutang called Gus and his friend Maria Ave-Tia, who hatch a murderous plot to enter the National Ballroom Competition. Featuring Jean-Claude Winklepicker, ecstasy, a bucket of sand, the large...

Hello, my name is Piano Teeth and I'm the voice inside your head. Here's a teaser trailer to wet your whistles for my upcoming audio delight. I can't wait to trickle into your ears. Enjoy. Sound design by Matteo Musetti (@4get2eat) Artwork by Chris R. Wright (@chrisrwright)