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S1E54 - The Fabled Ferguson Pine

1/9/2019
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Years from now, rumors will spread of an oasis. A small refuge in the mid-western United States where a strange and beautiful forest grows. They say that in the center of the forest, every December 25th, a traveler visits the oldest tree and grants a single wish to those who can find him. It's only a story, of course. Funny how things get twisted with time.

Duration:01:29:32

S1E53 - The Yuletide Tradition of Zombies on a Train

12/25/2018
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There are occasionally events that defy explanation, any words you attempt to put to it never seem good enough to put the madness into context. This is one of those times. And if the Infiniteers are really, really lucky, dealing with the zombie horde as their train rolls through no man's land will be the only thing they have to deal with today.

Duration:01:21:15

S1E52 - Ridin' The Rails

12/12/2018
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Given the chance to see the old US rail system in its prime should be a gift. But given all that's happened and what the Infiniteers are riding towards...it's difficult to enjoy the journey when the destination is so grim. But they try their best, it is the holiday season after all. A good hot dog always helps too.

Duration:01:09:49

S1E51 - Say Hello to the Bean Bandits

11/28/2018
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It's been a while since things have calmed down enough to even have a decent conversation with everyone that's usually left behind at the Cafe. Everyone seems to have some kind of agenda to take care of, but at least we all got to sit down and share a meal together for the first time in a long while. And then it's time for the next mission, which takes the Infiniteers to a brand new universe!

Duration:01:29:37

Coffee Break 6

11/20/2018
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What did the gang think of FATE Accelerated? And how did we manage to put together a Musical? Find out in this optional review episode! Everyone gives their two cents on the system, shares stories about developing the Musical episode, and we also answer some questions from the fans. Plus, a sneak peak at the system we're going to in next week's episode!

Duration:01:01:58

S1E50 - The Musical

11/14/2018
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In our 50th episode, a strange woman named Penny shows up at Cafe Nowhere, and the Infiniteers set off on an epic quest through Nowhere to help her out - all the while dealing with some seriously insane side effects brought on by her arrival.

Duration:01:54:43

Previously On: A Musical Recap of the First 49 Episodes

11/7/2018
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To prepare everyone for our upcoming 50th episode, here's a special Previously On recap song featuring our special guest star Penny. This will get you all caught up and ready to jump into the podcast when Tales of Nowhere The Musical premieres!

Duration:00:04:02

S1E49 - Getting The Band Back Together

10/31/2018
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Part Four of Three. I don't want to say that there's no hope, but I think I could get away with saying things don't look so good right now. Here's hoping someone comes up with a better plan than what I've got right now, which is nothing. What we really need is to get the band back together...Hey, that's the name of the episode!

Duration:01:16:45

S1E48 - Strange Lands: Our Best Laid Plans

10/17/2018
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Part Three of Three. It's been a long road, but it looks as though just about every one of the Infiniteers has found a mission they're so close to accomplishing. What could possibly get in their way at this point? Well, if you've been listening to these adventures as long as I have, you'll know that when it comes to the Infiniteers, nothing is ever easy.

Duration:02:07:45

S1E47 - Strange Lands: Days of Our Lives

10/2/2018
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Part Two of Three. It seems a little unfair that the only solid piece of information Nowhere gave out about the Infiniteers is entirely useless at actually bringing them back to the Cafe. Still separated, they each attempt to navigate their new lives and relationships in a way that won't get them killed before help arrives.

Duration:02:01:19

S1E46 - Strange Lands: On Our Own Again

9/19/2018
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Part One of Three. Some might call this little misadventure a mistake, I prefer to think of it as a simple oops. Separating the only four people in the entire multiverse capable of preventing its destruction can't be the worst thing ever, right? ...Right?

Duration:02:00:57

Coffee Break 5

9/12/2018
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What did the gang think of Tales from the Loop? Find out in this optional review episode! Everyone gives their two cents on the system, some thoughts on the podcast in general, we also answer some questions from the fans. Plus, a sneak peak at the system we're going to in next week's episode!

Duration:00:36:30

S1E45 - Turning Point

9/5/2018
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Saying goodbye can be tough, especially when what you're running from is the simple act of spending time with friends and family. But there are times when refusing to let go can be even harder. And it's a lesson that a couple people have to learn this week. What am I talking about? Why is it so cryptic? Tune in and find out. As for me? After everything that happens, I think I need to lie down.

Duration:01:22:28

S1E44 - The Battle of Cankywampus

8/22/2018
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It's amazing how much we've been able to get away with at camp this year, but nothing tops what the Infiniteers go through today. Revelations are made, answers are found, the usual generic stuff that tends to happen as we near the end of these adventures. There's something special about this one though, and I think it's that despite all their recent shortcomings, the Infiniteers get one last stand to make it all right.

Duration:01:27:57

S1E43 - Apparent Trap

8/8/2018
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Even as kids, it's nice to have a way for everyone to come together and resolve their differences. Because without justice, where would we be? Or should I say, where would Hondo be? But there's more togetherness going on today around the camp, as the Infiniteens find a clever way to get back across the lake to discover more of this strange summer conspiracy.

Duration:01:24:50

S1E42 - Stick Day

7/25/2018
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They say you are what you eat. Mostly grandparents and annoying people, but hey the phrase is said. It's put to the test today, after one of the Infiniteers has an incredibly odd meal at breakfast. Even more weirdness is discovered miles away, as the rest of the gang literally take a hike up to Hawke's Peak. It's just as spectacular as they all imagined, and changes the course of their time at camp forever...Didn't mean that to sound overly dramatic. There's also GORP.

Duration:01:57:38

S1E41 - It's Not Called A Snowglobe

7/11/2018
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There's a strange thing that happens when you're a kid at camp. I think it's probably instinctual, but you end up missing your parents. Probably not all that strange...unless you're actually a full grown adult trapped in a kid's body. Those feelings are incredibly unexpected, and what's even more unexpected is being confronted with someone who you don't recognize as family, only to completely recognize them as family. I guess it's a unique problem for the Infiniteers, but it's so weird I...

Duration:02:09:03

S1E40 - They Know

6/27/2018
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I know the title of this one is kind of ominous, but that shouldn't take away from the fact that we're still having the time of our lives at camp. Fighting monsters, getting stranded in the woods, almost dying. Plus we feel a little responsible for a group of children running deeper into said woods, seeing as we're adults and maybe shouldn't have scared them so badly, so we decide to undergo a rescue mission...and try and trap a monster in a pit. Like I said, the time of our lives.

Duration:01:30:48

S1E39 - The Strong Boys Wager

6/13/2018
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You know, I was skeptical at first. But I really think this monster trap thing is going to work out. Children have this inate ability to strip away all aspects of the problem that adults are clouded with, which makes finding a good solution so much easier. Who cares if trying to put a monster into a giant hole is logistically and practically improbable at best, not to mention the trouble they have to go through...but there I go thinking like an adult again. Like I said, this is going to be...

Duration:01:05:16

S1E38 - Hondo and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Swim Test

5/30/2018
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Of course, we all knew we'd have to face our fears eventually. We just didn't know who would be first. It's a tough thing to confront, especially when you're trapped in the body of a twelve year old. At summer camp. Which is not a sentence I ever thought I'd be writing again. In any case, I guess it's nice to take a step back from all the save-the-multiverse stuff and just concentrate on the important things in life, like who can swim the fastest in the lake, or who has a crush on who.

Duration:01:54:48