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Episode 33 - Maw Maw Said Lock You In

6/2/2018
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More delicious than a bowl full of pudding and crackers, it’s a brand new Sabrina’s Witch Trials! On this edition, join Alex and guest Cris Araujo (CrisConquers.Com), as they meet Sabrina’s backwoods brethren, and attempt to analyze their hillbilly humor (and OVERT RACISM), its “Witch Trash”! From pork rinds, to outhouses, and even poor grammar, this episode packs in all the classic yokel tropes, and throws in the drugging of mortals and mortgage talk to boot! All this, plus the triumphant...

Duration:01:35:41

Episode 32 - A Witch in Time

4/25/2018
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Grab your flux capacitor, and your love beads, because on this psychedelic installment of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, Alex is joined by noted child of the 80s, Fil Araujo, to analyze what happens when Salem Saberhagen’s sardine scented sleepy time snack sends the Spellman’s to the sixties, its “Inna Gadda Sabrina”! Will Sabrina be able to regain her magical Time Ball from Salem, and send Westbridge back to the 90s? Will Hilda and Zelda put down the bong long enough to look for it? Will our...

Duration:01:44:28

Episode 31 - Children of the (Candy) Corn

3/14/2018
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Sabrina’s Witch Trials is back to HAUNT your headphones and SPOOK the shit out of you (sorry, but candy corn does that)! On this eerie edition of the show, the ghostest with the moistest, Alex Araujo is joined by the macabre media maven from www.CrisConquers.com, Cris Araujo to break down what happens when Valerie’s desire for Halloween hipness gets Sabrina a whole lot of TOIL and TROUBLE, its “A River of Candy Corn Runs Through it”! Also, TALKING FURNITURE!!! Remember, you can always...

Duration:01:38:00

Episode 21 - You Just Got Stoned

3/10/2018
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More mysterious than a brooding janitor with an eyepatch, it’s a brand-new Sabrina’s Witch Trials! Grab a cold compress, because on this edition of the trials, Alex is joined by media maven Cris Araujo to dissect all of the romance, backstabbing, and wasps wrapped into episode 21 of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, “As Westbridge Turns”! After Sabrina pops the top on a magical can of worms, her life goes from dull to dramatic. But, when she’s accused of stealing the engagement ring Mr. Pool...

Duration:01:29:01

Episode 20 - Ted-beat Dad

3/10/2018
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It’s a family affair on this edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, as host Alex Araujo is joined by noted child of the 80s (and 90s) Fil Araujo to break down Sabrina’s behemoth bitchiness, its “Meeting Dad’s Girlfriend”! When our teenage witch friend is blindsided by her father’s new bae, will she welcome the charming and sweet Gail into her life, or will she simply knock her asshole knob up to 11? (I mean, really?) All that, plus more of the Spellman’s trademark racial sensitivity, on this...

Duration:01:13:51

Episode 19 - A Cauldron of Purr-uption

3/10/2018
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Curl your whiskers, and brush your kitties, because on this edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, Alex is joined by media maven Cris Araujo, to analyze all the feline fun in episode 19 of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, “Cat Showdown”! When Salem and Sabrina enter the “Greater Boston Cat Show” in search of quick cash, will the duo have a PAW-sitive experience, or will the seedy underbelly of cat competitions, and an intricate blackmail scheme, leave them in a CAT-atonic state?! All that, plus an...

Duration:01:25:07

Episode 18 - Libby Nabbed My Nanna

3/10/2018
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Bitches and Biddies collide on this elderly edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, as Alex is joined by Media Maven Cris Araujo to analyze our resident teenage witch’s orgy of community service, self-service, and old man eviction, its “Sweet charity”! When her time masquerading as Libby inadvertently leads Sabrina to lose her adopted grandma to Westbridge’s mean girl, will she accept her Nana’s newfound happiness, or upset two other people in order to please herself? (Take a guess) All that,...

Duration:01:25:30

Episode 16 - Strife On Mars

3/10/2018
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Grab your skis, and your Mitten Minders, because on this interplanetary installment of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, Alex is joined by Noted Child of the 80s, Fil Araujo, to analyze Sabrina’s run in with martian man candy, its “Mars Attracts”! Will our resident teen witch’s winter ski trip to the big, red planet lead to her relationship with Harvey permanently hitting a rough patch? Will Hilda’s rendezvous with apparent spy Chris Elliot lead to a love connection, or an abduction? Will Salem go...

Duration:01:29:47

Episode 15 - Let’s Youth-anize Ourselves

3/10/2018
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More appetizing than a bag full of hard boiled eggs, it’s an all new edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials! When Sabrina’s aunties transform into teens, with INCREDIBLE names, to chaperone her friends’ midnight trip to Boston to meet the DEFINITELY still relevant Violent Femmes, will our resident teen witch’s voyage be ruined by Hillary and Zellary’s assaulting police officers and inadvertent flirting, or will she end up having a rocking good time?! Join host Alex Araujo, as he, along with...

Duration:01:34:44

Episode 14 - A Flan New Attitude

3/10/2018
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More enticing than a Baltimore Orioles’ sideburn, its an all new edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials! When a chronic bad mood makes Sabrina flee the mortal realm for the other side of her mirror, It’ll take an MLB icon and talentless actor, not to mention a dump truck sized dessert, to help get her back to Westbridge. Join host Alex Araujo, as he flies solo, and head on into the orgy of monkey puppets, indoor rainstorms, and horrible haircuts that is episode 14 of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch,...

Duration:01:04:29

Episode 13 - Drell-rose Place

3/10/2018
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More controversial than the Shipping News, it’s an all new Sabrina’s Witch Trials! On this installment of the trials, noted child of the 80s Fil Araujo joins Alex to explore Jennifer Kelly’s creepy crawly adventures through the other realm, its “Jenny's Non-Dream”! With telekinetic brains, calypso music, and lint gremlins galore, this episode has something for everyone, especially if you’re a fan of 80s music heartthrobs and half naked blondes! All that, plus an intricate analysis of the...

Duration:01:20:11

Episode 12 - All About that Base Times Height

3/10/2018
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A bit of easy math for you, 1 easily distracted teenage witch + 1 argumentative algebra teacher + 1 ridiculously rotund rump = 1 terrific new edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials! This time, Alex is joined by “Ace Photographer” Brayan Casas to analyze Sabrina’s prosecutorial prowess, its “Trial by Fury! Will Sabrina and her aunties manage to convict her cantankerous math teacher Mr. Rothwell (Ed Begley Jr.) of being a big meanie, intern serving him his JUST DESSERTS? Will Salem convince his...

Duration:01:26:51

Episode 11 - Homies for the Holidays

3/10/2018
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Deck your halls and dawn your gay apparel, there’s an all new Sabrina’s Witch Trials! With dumpsters, contortionists and 90s rap icons abound, this joyous edition of the trials delves deep into Sabrina’s holiday hijinks, as media maven Cris Araujo joins Alex to unwrap a tale of a Christmas cat-napping, its “A Girl and Her Cat”! Will Sabrina manage to rescue Salem from his lispy abductor, and bring him HO HO Home? Will the Spellman’s irritating, foppish cousin Monty turn their holiday into...

Duration:01:23:25

Episode 10 - A Big, Throbbing Ch'i

3/10/2018
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Less honorable than the deadly art of Foosball, it’s an all new Sabrina’s Witch Trials! If you like cartoonish Kung Fu, unnecessary thanksgiving decorations, and confusing moral lessons, then you’re in for a treat, because on this edition of the Trials, media maven Cris Araujo joins Alex to chat about Sabrina’s brief but spectacular entry into the worlds of martial arts and casual racism, its “Sweet and Sour Victory”! Remember, you can always follow Sabrina’s Witch Trials on... Facebook...

Duration:01:31:10

Episode 9 - Geek You Up Real Good

3/10/2018
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Cannons? Cheerleaders? Fig Newtons?! What more could you want from an episode of Sabrina’s Witch Trials?! On this dorky edition, Alex is joined by friend and Chancellor of Germany, Mike Casas, to find out what happens when that BITCH Libby gets a taste of her own Tang, its “Geek Like Me”! If you love lazily conceived morality tales, and Super Mario themed blouses, you won’t want to miss a second of this intellectual installment of Sabrina’s Witch Trials! Remember, you can always follow...

Duration:01:19:49

Episode 8 - Fifty Shades of Joel

3/10/2018
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More interesting than teenage beekeeping, it’s a new Sabrina’s Witch Trials! On this edition of the Trials, noted child of the 80s, Fil Araujo joins Alex to dissect “Magic Joel”, and its patently psychotic protagonist, the fledgling teen magician, Joel! Will Sabrina’s new job as Joel’s beautiful new assistant help to make Harvey jealous, or will it just leave her a corpse in the magician’s garage? Will Zelda’s date with her old college chum (not Galileo) lead to a BIG BANG? Will Salem’s...

Duration:01:40:25

Episode 7 - Guilt Her with Fun

3/10/2018
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More delicious than that sweet, sweet, Parisian gum, it’s a brand new episode of Sabrina’s Witch Trials! Get ready to shake your whammy fanny, because on this INCREDIBLE edition of the trials, media maven Cris Araujo joins Alex to basically gush over Raquel Welch’s plethora of eccentric outfits, Its “Third Aunt from The Sun”! Will Sabrina’s thirst for freedom, and belly button rings, drive her permanently out of her Hilda and Zelda’s house, and into her aunt Vesta’s pleasure dome? Will Mr....

Duration:01:38:36

Episode 6 - Let’s Be Losers

3/10/2018
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Dreamier than an athlete, dare-devil, rock musician, its an all new Sabrina’s Witch Trials! On this edition of the show, Alex and special guest friend, and undisputed champion of inadvertently inappropriate comments, Sami Rivera don their green satin shirts and drink their milk (to fortify their bodies and build healthy teeth and bones), as they check out the Spellman family’s half-baked adventure in the worlds of dating, dancing and dough, its “Dream Date”! If you like overly enthusiastic...

Duration:01:26:15

Episode 5 - The Stripping Hour

3/10/2018
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More appetizing than a bathtub full of Cheez-Its, it’s an all new Sabrina’s Witch Trials! On this edition of the Trials, host Alex Araujo is joined by both the (apparent) Chancellor of Germany Mike Casas, as well as new guest, and undisputed champion of inadvertently inappropriate comments, Sami Rivera to analyze the James Dean filled inaugural Halloween episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, aptly named “A Halloween Story”! After the Allure of Harvey’s hair causes Sabrina to try and double...

Duration:01:29:38

Episode 4 - Lumpy Golden Showers

3/10/2018
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It’s time to stuff your ballot boxes and drink your protein shakes, because on this edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, host Alex Araujo is joined by TWO special guests, beauty blogger Cris Araujo & noted child of the 80s Fil Araujo, to Analyze the 4th installment of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, its “Terrible Episode” … sorry, “Terrible Things”! After magically doing nice things for her friends lands Harvey in a cast, Jenny in a Tom Clancy political thriller, and Sabrina in deep trouble With...

Duration:01:40:51