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Episode 36 - Yas Queen, Sleigh

12/5/2018
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Wrap those gifts and hang that mistletoe, because on this festive edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, the show’s resident Grinch, Alex Araujo, is joined by Kris Kringle himself, Fil Araujo, to break sown Sabrina’s less than silent night in Santa’s boots, its Sabrina Claus! When Sab’s severe case of Egotitis leaves Saint Nick on the injured reserve list, Sabrina has to saddle up the Dirt Devil and take his place (with a little help from Salem, the red nosed reindeer). Will Sabrina be able to...

Duration:01:33:18

Prepare a Magic Potion to Determine Your Sabrina Character - The Challenge of the Quizmaster

11/28/2018
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The Challenge of the Quizmaster is back! This time, Quizmaster Al brings in a new contestant, as noted child of the 80s, Fil Araujo, stops by to throw together a MAGIC POTION, and determine which "Sabrina, The Teenage Witch" character he is! Will his choice of cauldron make him a Libby, or will his preference towards ridiculous ingredients lead him to Drell’s seat on the Witches Council?! Find out now, on this booze-soaked edition of the Challenge of the Quizmaster! Take the quiz for...

Duration:00:20:10

Which Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Guy Should You Date? - the Challenge of the Quizmaster

11/14/2018
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Brush your sweet tooth, because on this edition of “The Challenge of the Quizmaster”, Al breaks out the MAN CANDY, as he teases the brain of media maven Cris Araujo (www.CrisConquers.com), to determine which Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Guy she should date! Will Cris be cuffed to a Kinkle, or will she spend eternity getting into Nick Scratch’s dingy undies? Listen now, and find out! Take the quiz for yourself on...

Duration:00:27:19

Are You More Like Hilda or Zelda from CAOS? - the Challenge of the Quizmaster

11/7/2018
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Grab your Tannis root, and put on your obscure cigarette holding ring, because on this installment of “the Challenge of the Quizmaster”, Alex vexes media maven Cris Araujo with questions regarding colors, crystals, and interior design, all with the goal of finding out if she’s more Hilda or Zelda from "The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina"! will she be more romance novel loving ditz, or chain-smoking sibling killer? Check out this incredible installment of “the Challenge of the Quizmaster”...

Bonus Episode - Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Season 1 Review

10/31/2018
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Core the pumpkin, ghosts come play! On this special Halloween episode of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, host Al-HEX Ara-BOO-jo is joined by media maven Anticrist-ina Ara-BOO-jo to chat about the first seson Netflix’s spooky new series, the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina! With the latest interpretation of the Sabrina character finally here, they break down the season’s satanic storylines, discuss which characters they enjoyed the most, and analyze who the bigger puss is, Salem or Nick Scratch! All...

Duration:01:15:49

Bonus Episode - Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Trailer Breakdown

10/8/2018
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The first FULL trailer for Netflix’s new series, “The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina” is here! Alex is joined by media maven from www.CrisConquers.com, Cris Araujo, to analyze all the witchcraft, cake, and vaguely spooky shit it has to offer! They’ll also chat about the new characters we get our first looks at, how the series might diverge from its source material, and most importantly… NEIL SEDAKA!!! All that, plus witches playing basketball, on this special trailer breakdown from...

Duration:00:35:01

Bonus Episode - Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Teaser Breakdown

9/16/2018
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The first Teaser for Netflix’s new series, “The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina” has landed! Alex is joined by Fil Araujo to breakdown all the witchcraft, dancing, and swimmer’s build Devils in this shockingly short trailer. They also discuss the casting decisions, how this show came about, and analyze what the first season may bring based on context from the comic series its based on. All that, plus an INSANE story about how Salem becomes a cat, on this special trailer breakdown from...

Duration:02:19:57

The Challenge of the Quizmaster: the Trials of Cris, pt3

9/14/2018
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Set your phasers to STUD, because on this edition of The Challenge of the Quizmaster, www.CrisConquers.com’sCris Araujo returns to take Quizmaster Al’s (and BuzzFeed’s) sauciest quiz to date, “Which TGIF Hunk Should You Go Back In Time And Bang?”! Will Cris be matched with the ABC Adonis of her dreams? Will she be stuck doing the Urkel dance the rest of her days? Will Al ever let a video game grudge from 1996 go?! Answers to these and other questions lie ahead, on this DADDY-tastic...

Duration:00:30:46

Episode 35 - (Everything I Undo) I Undo It for You

9/5/2018
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Start tossing your dough, because on this edition of Sabrina’s Witch trials, Sabrina gets into trouble by the slice, when her vague incantations lead to dangerous situations, its “Oh What a Tangled Spell She Weaves”! Join Alex and guest host Fil Araujo as they take a bite out of Sabrina for her abominable pizza production, and attempt to bring logic to this honestly ridiculous episode of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, complete with a pointless B plot, and an appearance from very 90s comedian,...

Duration:01:33:10

The Challenge of the Quizmaster: the Trials of Cris, pt2

8/29/2018
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We all know that Cris Araujo, media maven from www.CrisConquers.com, is a Sabrina, the Teenage Witch fan, but… is she a Sabrina, the Teenage Witch EXPERT?! On this quizzical edition of The Challenge of the Quizmaster, Alex finds out, as he administers “The Hardest Ever Sabrina the Teenage Witch Quiz”, to determine if Cristina digs Sabrina, or if she’s a pineapple head when it comes to STTW trivia! All that, plus a bitter sibling rivalry gets drudged up, on this installment of The Challenge...

Duration:00:29:46

The Challenge of the Quizmaster: the Trials of Cris, pt1

8/1/2018
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Call the witches Council and avert your eyes, because THERE'S A NEW QUIZMASTER IN TOWN! The first episode of Sabrina’s Witch Trials’ supplemental podcast, “The Challenge of the Quizmaster” has arrived! Each episode, our Quizmaster in residence, Alex Araujo, will be joined by a guest, to test them with the internet’s hardest and most ridiculous sabrina related quizzes! On this premiere edition of “The Challenge of the Quizmaster”, Alex quizzes that media maven from www.Crisconquers.com,...

Duration:00:28:00

Episode 34 - Closet Drama

7/11/2018
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Sabrina’s spilling the tea on this edition of the Witch Trials! Its Friday, the 13which means she’s free to tell Valerie and Harvey she’s a Witch! But, when Libby overhears, and Valerie and Harvey’s day in The Other Realm leads them directly into the center of a vortex, will Sabrina’s secret, and friends be gone forever? Join Alex and guest Cris Araujo (WWW.CrisConquers.com), as they analyze all the corn dogs, pomegranates, and ex Baseball players that makes “To Tell A Mortal” such a...

Duration:01:32:40

Episode 33 - Maw Maw Said Lock You In

6/2/2018
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More delicious than a bowl full of pudding and crackers, it’s a brand new Sabrina’s Witch Trials! On this edition, join Alex and guest Cris Araujo (CrisConquers.Com), as they meet Sabrina’s backwoods brethren, and attempt to analyze their hillbilly humor (and OVERT RACISM), its “Witch Trash”! From pork rinds, to outhouses, and even poor grammar, this episode packs in all the classic yokel tropes, and throws in the drugging of mortals and mortgage talk to boot! All this, plus the triumphant...

Duration:01:35:41

Episode 32 - A Witch in Time

4/25/2018
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Grab your flux capacitor, and your love beads, because on this psychedelic installment of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, Alex is joined by noted child of the 80s, Fil Araujo, to analyze what happens when Salem Saberhagen’s sardine scented sleepy time snack sends the Spellman’s to the sixties, its “Inna Gadda Sabrina”! Will Sabrina be able to regain her magical Time Ball from Salem, and send Westbridge back to the 90s? Will Hilda and Zelda put down the bong long enough to look for it? Will our...

Duration:01:44:28

Episode 31 - Children of the (Candy) Corn

3/14/2018
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Sabrina’s Witch Trials is back to HAUNT your headphones and SPOOK the shit out of you (sorry, but candy corn does that)! On this eerie edition of the show, the ghostest with the moistest, Alex Araujo is joined by the macabre media maven from www.CrisConquers.com, Cris Araujo to break down what happens when Valerie’s desire for Halloween hipness gets Sabrina a whole lot of TOIL and TROUBLE, its “A River of Candy Corn Runs Through it”! Also, TALKING FURNITURE!!! Remember, you can always...

Duration:01:38:00

Episode 21 - You Just Got Stoned

3/10/2018
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More mysterious than a brooding janitor with an eyepatch, it’s a brand-new Sabrina’s Witch Trials! Grab a cold compress, because on this edition of the trials, Alex is joined by media maven Cris Araujo to dissect all of the romance, backstabbing, and wasps wrapped into episode 21 of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, “As Westbridge Turns”! After Sabrina pops the top on a magical can of worms, her life goes from dull to dramatic. But, when she’s accused of stealing the engagement ring Mr. Pool...

Duration:01:29:01

Episode 20 - Ted-beat Dad

3/10/2018
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It’s a family affair on this edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, as host Alex Araujo is joined by noted child of the 80s (and 90s) Fil Araujo to break down Sabrina’s behemoth bitchiness, its “Meeting Dad’s Girlfriend”! When our teenage witch friend is blindsided by her father’s new bae, will she welcome the charming and sweet Gail into her life, or will she simply knock her asshole knob up to 11? (I mean, really?) All that, plus more of the Spellman’s trademark racial sensitivity, on this...

Duration:01:13:51

Episode 19 - A Cauldron of Purr-uption

3/10/2018
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Curl your whiskers, and brush your kitties, because on this edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, Alex is joined by media maven Cris Araujo, to analyze all the feline fun in episode 19 of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, “Cat Showdown”! When Salem and Sabrina enter the “Greater Boston Cat Show” in search of quick cash, will the duo have a PAW-sitive experience, or will the seedy underbelly of cat competitions, and an intricate blackmail scheme, leave them in a CAT-atonic state?! All that, plus an...

Duration:01:25:07

Episode 18 - Libby Nabbed My Nanna

3/10/2018
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Bitches and Biddies collide on this elderly edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, as Alex is joined by Media Maven Cris Araujo to analyze our resident teenage witch’s orgy of community service, self-service, and old man eviction, its “Sweet charity”! When her time masquerading as Libby inadvertently leads Sabrina to lose her adopted grandma to Westbridge’s mean girl, will she accept her Nana’s newfound happiness, or upset two other people in order to please herself? (Take a guess) All that,...

Duration:01:25:30

Episode 17 - My Froggy Valentine

3/10/2018
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Prepare to get a “Heart On”, because on this emotional episode of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, host Alex Araujo is joined by noted child of the 80s, Fil Araujo, to break down our resident teen witch’s first, frog filled valentine’s Day, its “First Kiss”! When she discovers that kissing Harvey could have disastrous results, will Sabrina be able to deflect his thirsty advances, or will her first kiss spell death for smoochy? All that, plus a well-hidden Vesta reference, lie ahead, on this...

Duration:01:26:08