Trash Rules Everything Around Me

Greetings, salutations, gudentag, JFC what a week eh? What a BLOODY week! This week we chat Casa Amor, sad lad Amy and Curtis the coffee fucker, Michael the bad boi of apologies spunking £50k up the wall (sorry, Joanna), Anna who got away with everything, and much, much more. As always please give us a cheeky tweet at @treampod and rate and review us wherever you find your podcasts. Stay hydrated. Keep it wet.

HALLOOOOOO! And we are back talking BIG dramas (danny are u ok r u okay r u okay danny??), BIG mouths (stfu Tom u idiot), and BIG, BIG BOIS (i can't remember the reference so find it urselves). As always, pls follow us on twitter @treampod and leave us a review wherever you can. Keep it wet x

Yo sup yooooooo After a big holiday and scheduling-induced delay we are BACK and worse than ever. This week we chat jealousy, rank mythologies, and wonder how anyone got to their twenties without learning how to make a cup of tea. As always pls leave us a review wherever you listen / can, tweet us @treampod, and keep it hydrated (stay wet).

Oi oi!!! And we're back, after an amazing 12 months during which the entire foundations of reality TV have been rocked to their very cores. We chat controversy, body posi, representozi, and finally get around to reviewing the new villa dwellers' chances at finding love in this, the year of our loyal lord, 2019. As always pls leave us a cheeky review wherever you can, and follow us @treampod if you fancy! Bai, keep it wet x

Nick and Josh chat everything from the last week of Love Island, including Georgia's position as matriarch of the Loyal Tenenbaums, Samira's absolute bodying by the producers, and how much we hate Laurie Penny. If you enjoy this lovely little podcast please tell your friends, leave us a tasty review, subscribe to our Patreon, find us on twitter @treampod, wait outside our houses playing Kiss From A Rose on a boombox, anything that shows you care, really. LOVE YOU x

Nick and Josh chat all things from the last week of Love Island, but specifically Old Alex's pre-cuck euthanasia, Laura's enduring wisdom, and OMG WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO SAMIRA??? WHY!? As always reviews are much appreciated, and telling your friends is even gooder imho. For hot Love Island memes and B+ observations follow us at @treampod on Twitter. LOVE YOU x

O.M.G. Josh goes away so Nick is left to edit and publish the episode. YES, everything has already happened. YES this is out of date and immediately irrelevant. Who cares when there's great chat? Just listen for God's sake. Like and subscribe and do bits. Peace x

So, bad news, Nick's audio cuts out around 7 minutes in to this episode, but because we don't want you to miss out on your favourite podcast / we need to get an ep out, you can listen to one half on an amazing unedited conversation about Big Dick Energy, Alex being a black hole, and some amazing jokes from Nick you'll never hear.

Josh is back after his trip to la francais and back to chat with Nick about all things Love Island, including night vision foot orgasms, Adam creating a national movement, and Georgia being an absolute madman. As always please subscribe / give us a tasty review for us to read out, follow us on twitter @treampod, and build your very own Love Island wherever you are. LOVE! x

We're officially in week two, and Josh and Nick have some #thoughts on the Wes/Hayley/Adam/Rosie debacle, Charlie being a shit action man, and Alex being one more desk move away from burning the building down. Thanks so much to everyone who's subbed and reviewed so far, please keep 'em coming, tell your friends, tweet about us, burn a bonfire in our honour, and make our dreams come true. LOVE YOU! x

Nick and Josh chat about Love Island 2018's first recoupling, including a confusing Independence Day tangent, scouse accents, and LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS! Thanks so much to everyone who's subbed and reviewed so far - we're eternally grateful for every one we receive, so if you want to make us even more grateful you know what to do. Oh, and remember you can follow us @treampod where we're livetweeting pretty much every episode and making / sharing some sick memes. SICK MEMES FOR ALL!...

Nick and Josh chat about the first 72 hours of Love Island 2018, featuring varying degrees of Alex-directed hatred, a potentially sueable slander saved by the word "allegedly" and some well-observed dinner party comedy. Thanks so much to everyone who's listened to our first two episodes, and helped us get into the top 50! We'll be reading out our funniest reviews from now on, so please make sure to leave them x Oh, and tell your friends. #StayMuggy

Nick and Josh go through the new contestants one-by-one, slowly realising that this isn't as good as Joel Golby's article.

Nick takes Josh through the twists and turns of the greatest reality tv show ever made... Love Island. Obviously. You can read.