A is for assplay. MMbye gotta go watch Norbit. Don’t tell mom, the babysitter looks like the old lady from the Goonies. That Death Eater punched a kid on a swing set. Khia vs. Nicki Minaj -- whose butt wins? No, George Takei was not in this. Black magic on Brandon’s Mic. Uncle Ben?! Nooo, my rice! Juiced Belmont! Vere ist meine combf? They peeled my dick like a banana!
Double Boba Fett. Movies, Videos and My Programs. R. Kelly and Chris Brown should be banned from Earth. So many Batmen flossing. Wet dog rot. We’re going porkin’. Kia Soul and Acropolis. Sarah Jessica Horseface. Buckle your butthole it’s the Murder Bathub! This is the Smash Mouthcast.
Throat larynx flapping in the wind. A painting of a lady and her boobs out. I feel bad for your pubes. A maze of sinks and lockers. Bad poop cleanups. We found a witch, may we burn her? Let the bass line getcha, let the stuntman hitcha. We’ve secured the Arthur. Orichalcum. My goblet for blood is in the girls bathroom!
They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard! Pasta dicks. Asparagus spears exiting my peehole. Wrestling rings full of dumb zombies. Scat heavy metal. Mario knows how to water. You got the shinin' boy! Underworld in underwear. A tail is just an ass of yourself. What is ‘No’. Magic the Gathering Online made my credit bad.
Mix Master Mike and Hype Man Brandon! Well I heard there was a secret cord. Snow cone dick. You should probably propose. Galadriel visits Disney World. Kracker Mart. Everyone was in Black Hawk Down. My bird laugh is on point. Big titted sunflowers. Spaghettios. Brandon plays games, just not in 2001.
More cereal talk! Chocolate milk ratios. What’s a Cincinnati steamer? Iggy pop has weird torso bumps. That’s how I beat Shaq. Tomb Raider: Revolvolution. Charlie Day, but less drunk. GTA3 Sparks Notes. Silent Hill needs a deep clean. That voice crack though.
It’s a like a unicorn swamp. Great story about dog sausage. Fortnite dance or Fight?! Wahlberg of the Apes. Pringles Regional Flavor. Whale Vomit. Gotta pocketful of rubbers and a vacuum that sucks up ghosts. He’s basically a Pumba.
SEMEN?! Why do we always talk about cereal?! Shine a flashlight on the ham. Canadian Elon Musk. Rub it on your snitch. CSI Pigeon Forge. That 10 year old is in charge of an army! Noble gas snake. Terrorist group Soft Cell. Italian Christopher Walken. It’s when your hernia hibernates for six months.
Handjobs signals in the air. Milkiness. Zero to beefy in 2 seconds. I’m concussed and I want a new girlfriend. Scott Stapp destroys your false idols. We made the blood taste like sugar. Conditioner doesn’t make your pee hole burn. Wazowski, ride that snowboard.
It’s gonna get psychedelic. It tastes like a dentist’s office. I ran out of haggis so I had an apple. Los Ringers. Dyaa movies, boss! Cannon chunk. Mario and Luigi are married? Nipple clamps. Iguana birds. Shit whirlwind, oh no! Taco Bell cast 2000. Oh it’s Feral Collin.
Mr. miyagi has a volleyball friend. Pastor Rico Suave. The Vengaboys passed Brandon by. Andre 3000 and Adrien Brody shaved. Bruce Willis is strong as hell. Demon hotdog with legs. Rate, then cuss. I put an 8 in the notes. My Sim got old, went to the gym and showed people his balls.
Cerealcast 2.0. Pluck ‘em, shuck ‘em and F*uck ‘em. I don’t understand Shaggy. 7uigi. Coin and Boot. My head pimple hurts. Waluigi is my Dhalsim. Once the giants are united or whatever, stop the moon. Someone sat on my bagpipes. Jncos embarrass me SO BAD. Knockoff Goldeneye?
Hey its national, IcecreamsandwichIPAcoloringbookday. Somebody put steak in my cashews. Skeleton feet makes you evil. Geordi laforge and Green Lantern had sex. Dumbo wins! I put an L in the story. I am going cheese. We were fairly alcoholed. Jagwires are terrible dogs.
I made a sludge. Vodka, cinnamon and zombie groans. Brandon makes a funny ‘Hay’ noise. Excuse me, I sent in that bag of dust. Mating and maggots. Ozzy had fly carcass juice all over his face. Toejam and Earl visited flat earth. Axel Stone is really….sexual.. Delusion scarabs. I had to find Paul Rudd.
Brandon’s chili recipe? Apple, can of tuna, and a mango. Fuck video games, cerealcast is way better. Cover yourself in the mud/poop. Oh HI goose. He mentions peeners. Joan of Arc or Aphrodite? That monster has no lips or nose. His leg is somewhere in the world.
Christmas Sprankles. Falco garbage. Zippered Abs. Kid Johnsons. Smash Mouth is like subcutaneous scarabs. Armenia's number 2 Playstation magazine. Punch the ceiling fan. Ants aren’t people. Hwang = Stewie penis. The Mulan of the bunch. Wendy’s Dave Thomas is Cliff from Cheers.
Most professional intro ever. Blue man goop. Sisqo. Two pube references in the first half hour. They stole the idea for Funky Kong. Brandon’s all time favorite game! Thumpy dong. Giggle giggle, lets share a giggle.
Russian drug skin falls off. Toothing in the tubes! Best transitions yet. Dankey Kang. ♪London Calling, dabadee dabadaa♪. Blow up 5 children. Hot dog. Sarah connor is on facebook. Final Steve. Fear of fog and static. Tasted like ♪Dog Pee♪.
Quit smellin it! E3 a bit with us. Babies have gator jaws. I’m gonna tase myself in the gonads. It’s the FPS episode. Gym shorts are stiff. Foxtrot. I can’t drive 1000kmh. It’s fun gettin’ into trouble. Follow us at the following.
Accidentally awesome. That man was blind! More nipples and penises. Memeions! Metal gear 0 had creepy legs. Somebody get me my woodwind. What’s a Merkin? Racdym, damn near killed ‘em. My chest hair holds me together. My Pronouns. You gave us a werewolf?!