We made an A.I. Grow a pair and drink this. Sweet precious. Men are idiots and men are idiots. Shit me baby one more time. “Gonna have you goatse by the end of this song”. I love you more than bunnies! A.M.A.N.D.A. needs a cookie! Draw me like one of your anonymous marines. Pezzo from Nedews.
I am Brandon and full of snot. Your my boy blue, I mean Cracky. Madonna filled the wrong crack. Karaoke neighbors. Blackmouth vs. Midget Toss. I’m Batman and I take these supplements. Raikoh likes his didgeridoo. Games so bad Mike punches his desk. GASP! A little pee pee. So much balsam. #catfishETmustacheface
Mike’s mom knows parties. Swiss Piss with water. Bad Mark Wahlberg makes a return. Big Oaf. Dead hair cylinder creature. Volleyball made my P.P. feel weird. Don’t give Rodman the eggnog. Sorry about all the moaning. Worst physics for pee. Yes, mustache!
Squid, armadillo brains, and mozzarella. A pastry bag of mayonnaise. What’s your name? Femur. Pop pop and Gaggy. Gaggle of Amanda’s and the three longest pubes. Santa don’t dock me! Nut Brown Hairs. The Tampa Red Tide. At least Mike played video games. Oops went Swedish. Documentarians are not good at fighting. This music’s lame. It’s Zelda...if you took acid first. Subdued Walker. Nokia N-Eh...Gage.
Milk of the Month. Can Disney make a CGI stupid hyena? Just making earthquake noises mom! Vegeta vs. Goku with sunglasses. I love beatin’ up ladies. Not American -- that means you’re British. I wish I got more Russians. Girl pop group -- with handguns.
National federation for the word truck. Cauldron of the week! The Rot Bandit strikes again. Spicy Hermit Crab Cookie Day. The lack of D means its a baseball maneuver.. What size is your scoop. Breaking Benjamin Bratt. John Mayer's dating history. That creep clown is coming for your soul! Amus-a-ment park.
A is for assplay. MMbye gotta go watch Norbit. Don’t tell mom, the babysitter looks like the old lady from the Goonies. That Death Eater punched a kid on a swing set. Khia vs. Nicki Minaj -- whose butt wins? No, George Takei was not in this. Black magic on Brandon’s Mic. Uncle Ben?! Nooo, my rice! Juiced Belmont! Vere ist meine combf? They peeled my dick like a banana!
Double Boba Fett. Movies, Videos and My Programs. R. Kelly and Chris Brown should be banned from Earth. So many Batmen flossing. Wet dog rot. We’re going porkin’. Kia Soul and Acropolis. Sarah Jessica Horseface. Buckle your butthole it’s the Murder Bathub! This is the Smash Mouthcast.
Throat larynx flapping in the wind. A painting of a lady and her boobs out. I feel bad for your pubes. A maze of sinks and lockers. Bad poop cleanups. We found a witch, may we burn her? Let the bass line getcha, let the stuntman hitcha. We’ve secured the Arthur. Orichalcum. My goblet for blood is in the girls bathroom!
They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard! Pasta dicks. Asparagus spears exiting my peehole. Wrestling rings full of dumb zombies. Scat heavy metal. Mario knows how to water. You got the shinin' boy! Underworld in underwear. A tail is just an ass of yourself. What is ‘No’. Magic the Gathering Online made my credit bad.
Mix Master Mike and Hype Man Brandon! Well I heard there was a secret cord. Snow cone dick. You should probably propose. Galadriel visits Disney World. Kracker Mart. Everyone was in Black Hawk Down. My bird laugh is on point. Big titted sunflowers. Spaghettios. Brandon plays games, just not in 2001.
More cereal talk! Chocolate milk ratios. What’s a Cincinnati steamer? Iggy pop has weird torso bumps. That’s how I beat Shaq. Tomb Raider: Revolvolution. Charlie Day, but less drunk. GTA3 Sparks Notes. Silent Hill needs a deep clean. That voice crack though.
It’s a like a unicorn swamp. Great story about dog sausage. Fortnite dance or Fight?! Wahlberg of the Apes. Pringles Regional Flavor. Whale Vomit. Gotta pocketful of rubbers and a vacuum that sucks up ghosts. He’s basically a Pumba.
SEMEN?! Why do we always talk about cereal?! Shine a flashlight on the ham. Canadian Elon Musk. Rub it on your snitch. CSI Pigeon Forge. That 10 year old is in charge of an army! Noble gas snake. Terrorist group Soft Cell. Italian Christopher Walken. It’s when your hernia hibernates for six months.
Handjobs signals in the air. Milkiness. Zero to beefy in 2 seconds. I’m concussed and I want a new girlfriend. Scott Stapp destroys your false idols. We made the blood taste like sugar. Conditioner doesn’t make your pee hole burn. Wazowski, ride that snowboard.
It’s gonna get psychedelic. It tastes like a dentist’s office. I ran out of haggis so I had an apple. Los Ringers. Dyaa movies, boss! Cannon chunk. Mario and Luigi are married? Nipple clamps. Iguana birds. Shit whirlwind, oh no! Taco Bell cast 2000. Oh it’s Feral Collin.
Mr. miyagi has a volleyball friend. Pastor Rico Suave. The Vengaboys passed Brandon by. Andre 3000 and Adrien Brody shaved. Bruce Willis is strong as hell. Demon hotdog with legs. Rate, then cuss. I put an 8 in the notes. My Sim got old, went to the gym and showed people his balls.
Cerealcast 2.0. Pluck ‘em, shuck ‘em and F*uck ‘em. I don’t understand Shaggy. 7uigi. Coin and Boot. My head pimple hurts. Waluigi is my Dhalsim. Once the giants are united or whatever, stop the moon. Someone sat on my bagpipes. Jncos embarrass me SO BAD. Knockoff Goldeneye?
Hey its national, IcecreamsandwichIPAcoloringbookday. Somebody put steak in my cashews. Skeleton feet makes you evil. Geordi laforge and Green Lantern had sex. Dumbo wins! I put an L in the story. I am going cheese. We were fairly alcoholed. Jagwires are terrible dogs.
I made a sludge. Vodka, cinnamon and zombie groans. Brandon makes a funny ‘Hay’ noise. Excuse me, I sent in that bag of dust. Mating and maggots. Ozzy had fly carcass juice all over his face. Toejam and Earl visited flat earth. Axel Stone is really….sexual.. Delusion scarabs. I had to find Paul Rudd.