SEMEN?! Why do we always talk about cereal?! Shine a flashlight on the ham. Canadian Elon Musk. Rub it on your snitch. CSI Pigeon Forge. That 10 year old is in charge of an army! Noble gas snake. Terrorist group Soft Cell. Italian Christopher Walken. It’s when your hernia hibernates for six months.
Handjobs signals in the air. Milkiness. Zero to beefy in 2 seconds. I’m concussed and I want a new girlfriend. Scott Stapp destroys your false idols. We made the blood taste like sugar. Conditioner doesn’t make your pee hole burn. Wazowski, ride that snowboard.
It’s gonna get psychedelic. It tastes like a dentist’s office. I ran out of haggis so I had an apple. Los Ringers. Dyaa movies, boss! Cannon chunk. Mario and Luigi are married? Nipple clamps. Iguana birds. Shit whirlwind, oh no! Taco Bell cast 2000. Oh it’s Feral Collin.
Mr. miyagi has a volleyball friend. Pastor Rico Suave. The Vengaboys passed Brandon by. Andre 3000 and Adrien Brody shaved. Bruce Willis is strong as hell. Demon hotdog with legs. Rate, then cuss. I put an 8 in the notes. My Sim got old, went to the gym and showed people his balls.
Cerealcast 2.0. Pluck ‘em, shuck ‘em and F*uck ‘em. I don’t understand Shaggy. 7uigi. Coin and Boot. My head pimple hurts. Waluigi is my Dhalsim. Once the giants are united or whatever, stop the moon. Someone sat on my bagpipes. Jncos embarrass me SO BAD. Knockoff Goldeneye?
Hey its national, IcecreamsandwichIPAcoloringbookday. Somebody put steak in my cashews. Skeleton feet makes you evil. Geordi laforge and Green Lantern had sex. Dumbo wins! I put an L in the story. I am going cheese. We were fairly alcoholed. Jagwires are terrible dogs.
I made a sludge. Vodka, cinnamon and zombie groans. Brandon makes a funny ‘Hay’ noise. Excuse me, I sent in that bag of dust. Mating and maggots. Ozzy had fly carcass juice all over his face. Toejam and Earl visited flat earth. Axel Stone is really….sexual.. Delusion scarabs. I had to find Paul Rudd.
Brandon’s chili recipe? Apple, can of tuna, and a mango. Fuck video games, cerealcast is way better. Cover yourself in the mud/poop. Oh HI goose. He mentions peeners. Joan of Arc or Aphrodite? That monster has no lips or nose. His leg is somewhere in the world.
Christmas Sprankles. Falco garbage. Zippered Abs. Kid Johnsons. Smash Mouth is like subcutaneous scarabs. Armenia's number 2 Playstation magazine. Punch the ceiling fan. Ants aren’t people. Hwang = Stewie penis. The Mulan of the bunch. Wendy’s Dave Thomas is Cliff from Cheers.
Most professional intro ever. Blue man goop. Sisqo. Two pube references in the first half hour. They stole the idea for Funky Kong. Brandon’s all time favorite game! Thumpy dong. Giggle giggle, lets share a giggle.
Russian drug skin falls off. Toothing in the tubes! Best transitions yet. Dankey Kang. ♪London Calling, dabadee dabadaa♪. Blow up 5 children. Hot dog. Sarah connor is on facebook. Final Steve. Fear of fog and static. Tasted like ♪Dog Pee♪.
Quit smellin it! E3 a bit with us. Babies have gator jaws. I’m gonna tase myself in the gonads. It’s the FPS episode. Gym shorts are stiff. Foxtrot. I can’t drive 1000kmh. It’s fun gettin’ into trouble. Follow us at the following.
Accidentally awesome. That man was blind! More nipples and penises. Memeions! Metal gear 0 had creepy legs. Somebody get me my woodwind. What’s a Merkin? Racdym, damn near killed ‘em. My chest hair holds me together. My Pronouns. You gave us a werewolf?!
My cords are all tangled up. Last of the moonshines. Did you dry heave or not? I think we met a time traveler. Sexual Tyrannosaurus. Everything talks in a series of burps. Boo might bite you in hard to reach places. See you on the ice, Bombay! Hamburger helper creature is...scary. I don’t wanna die.
I got alligator elbow. Are you deaf or do you have a cold? The entire 16 years of my existence grown up into the dirtiest milk mustache. Mirror image movies. Steven Tyler’s toes are the gnarled old branches of a haunted oak tree. Deborah Cox is hot ‘n juicy. Bio Greeks. Satan’s fetus was in that blow pop. The ice water conundrum. It’s Pappy o’Daniels old timey radio show coming ‘atcha.
Is it really bassy? Peachy, bye bye. Here’s a sperm whale that fried. It’s his anime hair and grey dead eyes. You saw her anise. JLO is the Jean-luc Picard of Hispanic women. Pipebomb that german teacher! This game got to second base, it touched my peepee. This game is for small weinered males. The tetris situation. Squiggly yoshi. Kwm-z.
Word of the day “jealousisly”. I was very drowned. Kidney infection and blood piss. Tommy Lee Jones is air bud. I never think to purell my own self. Toyota corolla with a handle. Hannibal4U@aol.com DDP had a possum in the back of his truck at all times. Cary Elwes, Ewels, Ews, Eels. Business in the front, red bulbous ass in the back. Ball of corpses. We ruin sci fi movies with one sentence.
Do bushes grow up into trees? Everything was grey, on fire or dark blood. A big orbital grub. Leeloo multipass was the mom in the shining. Turok killed a guy! It’s a juicy ring of flavor, will you marry me? I find the road runner attractive. Hey, how big is YOUR blood? Wrong Barry you’re foyer.
She turned his mushroom into a portobello. Gang fight: The Accidental Dreadlocks vs. The What’s This Foot Sores. Tubthumping IS gross. Chicka Cherry Cola. 10,000 hours measure a year? Pluck my feathers out of my vagina ass. I can eat a Fox for hours. He said “Croc just grew.”
I ___, you ___, we ___. It’s Kirby vs. NFL Blitz. Jeeze...calm down Donkey Kong. I’m gonna drink some of my gerbil drink. Oh wait whoaaaaaaaaaaa, it’s a boy. J-Bomb likes ass play. Take me, sweet mechanical god! Bad 90’s hot wheels. Abe is just a purple shaved gorilla with tortured face and feet.