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The Shy Kids are three nerdy awkward man-children that meet once a week in a garage full of spiders that may or may not be poisonous to talk about nerdy awkward stuff that may or may not be interesting. Introducing: Doc Wheatley is a videogaming Anglophile with a knowledge of media trivia bordering on autism. Dean Bottino is the hipsterish funkateer on the verge of discovering self-confidence. And, Cory Cooke, an only child, who spent most of his developmental years unsuccessfully teaching himself magic and the bass guitar, actually managed to impregnate a woman once.

The Shy Kids are three nerdy awkward man-children that meet once a week in a garage full of spiders that may or may not be poisonous to talk about nerdy awkward stuff that may or may not be interesting. Introducing: Doc Wheatley is a videogaming Anglophile with a knowledge of media trivia bordering on autism. Dean Bottino is the hipsterish funkateer on the verge of discovering self-confidence. And, Cory Cooke, an only child, who spent most of his developmental years unsuccessfully teaching himself magic and the bass guitar, actually managed to impregnate a woman once.
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New York City, NY

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The Shy Kids are three nerdy awkward man-children that meet once a week in a garage full of spiders that may or may not be poisonous to talk about nerdy awkward stuff that may or may not be interesting. Introducing: Doc Wheatley is a videogaming Anglophile with a knowledge of media trivia bordering on autism. Dean Bottino is the hipsterish funkateer on the verge of discovering self-confidence. And, Cory Cooke, an only child, who spent most of his developmental years unsuccessfully teaching himself magic and the bass guitar, actually managed to impregnate a woman once.

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English


Episodes

SKP Ep. 69 “Cory’s Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Week” or “To Blow Little Ducks”

1/31/2015
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This week Doc, being the handsome prince that he is, listens patiently and supportively as Cory vents about his terribly...

Duration:01:56:40

SKP Ep. 68 “The Kids Who Kicked the Tumblr’s Nest” or “It’s Just Jokes”

1/17/2015
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This week the kids answer a listener email about gripes they might have. After talking about people who customize their...

Duration:01:08:23

SKP Ep. 67 “Where’s The Peanut Butter?” or “Isn’t She The Dishwasher?”

1/10/2015
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This week the boys talk about Cory’s stupid naked face, a homeless woman that banged a dog, and a sexist list...

Duration:01:11:19

SKP Ep. 66 “2014 In Review” or “The Listisode”

12/27/2014
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This week Doc and Cory talk about the best and worst of 2014: tv shows, music, movies, and video games. This download...

Duration:02:14:21

SKP Ep. 65 “The Hoax with the Moax” or “Gawker Shocker”

12/20/2014
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This week Doc and Cory talk about Beetlejuice 2, why Gawker sucks ass, the Top 11 Hoaxes for 2014, and...

Duration:01:57:49

SKP Ep. 64 “It’s All About Shy Kids Supershow” or “Part 2”

12/15/2014
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This is Part 2 of a joint-show we did with Hollz & Rorschach from “It’s All About Me”. You can download...

Duration:01:52:36

SKP Ep. 63 “Grimace the Baptist” or “A Pun to Chill For”

12/8/2014
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This week is Cory’s birthday and the boys discuss a terrible crowdfunding campaign, Britain’s banned porno sex acts, and Mr....

Duration:01:55:25

SKP Ep. 62 “Because Living” or “Yes All Penguins”

11/24/2014
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This week the boys discuss Antarctic sex crimes, terrible ideas for sequels that actually exist, and two celebrity siblings who...

Duration:01:53:10

SKP Ep. 61 “And On That Note” or “Vocal Confrontation”

11/17/2014
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Cory and Doc have been fighting (hence the two weeks with no new episodes) and they finally get back together...

Duration:00:54:16

SKP Ep. 60 “Super Ninja Turtle Bros” or “The Amityville Hustlers”

10/27/2014
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Back from their one-episode hiatus, the boys briefly discuss last week’s fill-in hosts before diving into listener emails. Doc talks...

Duration:01:54:39

SKP Ep. 59 “The Sick Kids” or “Butch and Burst in the Morning”

10/20/2014
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Cory and Doc were sick this week, so they asked local shock jocks, Butch and Burst, to fill in for...

Duration:00:34:17

SKP Ep. 58 “Dry Bob, New Style” or “Shrug Life”

10/13/2014
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Doc and Cory welcome guest co-host, Quinton Brown, as they talk about embarrassing mothers, TV pastor pedophiles, prostitutes from the...

Duration:01:28:32

SKP Ep. 57 “Oscar The Douche” or “Saturday Mourning Cartoons”

10/6/2014
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The boys start off talking about douche bags that live in dumpsters and douche bags that rage against machines. Then...

Duration:01:09:44

SKP Ep. 56 “An Unfortunate Announcement” or “What Happens Now?”

9/29/2014
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This week the boys share some sad news and discuss the future of the show. Hear them try their damndest...

Duration:01:51:32

SKP Ep. 55 “Dean and Doc’s Nice Dreams” or “Cory Is A Weirdo”

9/15/2014
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Have you ever had lucid, recurring, or super vivid dreams? Dean gets screamed at by fuzzy people, Doc visits his...

Duration:01:51:29

SKP Ep. 54 “Because I’m Fappy” or “Dean’s Not Here, Man”

9/8/2014
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When the Dean is away the Shy Kids will play. Doc and Cory talk about the Fappening and Taylor Swift’s...

Duration:01:52:32

SKP Ep. 53 “Super Zeroes” or “Butch and Burst”

9/1/2014
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When their guest cancels at the last minute, the boys attempt to recover by talking about what super powers they’d...

Duration:01:38:22

SKP Ep. 52 “Game Boys” or “Awww… guest”

8/25/2014
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Video game tester and Cory’s cousin Trent comes into the studio for a chat about games and stays for the...

Duration:01:58:13

SKP Ep. 51 “The Live Kids” or “Year One”

8/18/2014
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The Shy Kids are live! The boys celebrate a year of awkwardness by awkwardly setting up a live stream and...

Duration:01:44:36

SKP Ep. 50 “State of the Podcast” or “Creepy Pesto”

8/11/2014
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Have you ever had anything creepy happen to you? Cory makes a sad announcement concerning our recording equipment, leading to...

Duration:01:56:44