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Mike and Justin discuss the Donald Trump dumpster fire, trending social media clickbait, stupid memes and weird art.

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Mike and Justin discuss the Donald Trump dumpster fire, trending social media clickbait, stupid memes and weird art.

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English


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Episode 112: Glowing in the Light of a Two Girls One Cup Subreddit

1/27/2018
A twenty-something Reddit user discovers not every household is equipped with a poop knife, former Facebook VP apologizes for initializing the downfall of civilization, and a Thai cosmetic surgery shop makes headlines for its penis bleaching.

Duration:00:46:02

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Episode 111: “Kick ‘Em While They’re Dead”

1/9/2018
Trump reassures the nation of his mental stability through a series of unhinged tweets, the New York Times throws shade at deceased Mormon president, and Mike and Justin discuss media bias and echo chambers.

Duration:00:48:50

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Episode 110: ‘Morality Chicken’

12/31/2017
Russian immigrants “ruin” grits, Justin corrects his philosophy on tipping, Mike introduces a new pornographic genre to a crowd, and Donald Trump eats like a poor person’s idea of a rich person.

Duration:00:54:34

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Episode 109: ‘Marble Play and Rowboating’

12/23/2017
Mike and Justin discuss the ethics of onanism, patriotism and various other isms.

Duration:00:55:20

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Episode 108: “Schrödinger's Hot or Not”, with Special Guest John Buttram

12/14/2017
Mike visits a gay bar and learns exactly how hot (or not) he is, Roy Moore almost becomes a senator, woman claims she’s had sex with 20 ghosts, and John learns to use food to assert his control over a Boy Scout.

Duration:01:08:12

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Episode 107: ‘Fudge Punking’

12/4/2017
Trumped Up returns.

Duration:00:49:02

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Episode 106: ‘Well-behaved Bobblehead’

11/29/2017
Mike and Justin discuss birth, death and hypothetical gay sex.

Duration:00:34:19

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Episode 105: ‘Impossibly Flirtatious’

11/20/2017
Roy Moore, Louis C.K., Boy Scout miscellany and 280-character tweets.

Duration:00:53:59

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Episode 104: ‘I Don’t Care to Discuss This’

11/11/2017
Mike describes a faith discussion cut short with an estranged friend and the Boy Scouts of America’s new policy allowing girls to participate.

Duration:01:00:19

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Episode 103: Mike’s Mission Journal Ep. 3

11/5/2017
The guys take a week off and fill the void with an episode from our Patrons-only podcast, Mike’s Mission Journal.

Duration:00:23:00

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Episode 102: ‘Meatloaf Mondays’

10/29/2017
Mike and Justin explore the line between honesty and provocation.

Duration:00:52:16

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Episode 101: ‘The Performer’, with Special Guest Joshua Leigh Wolfe

10/18/2017
Trump offers his thoughts on the Las Vegas massacre, Mike defends politicizing a tragedy, California school flutes get contaminated with semen given to California students, and an historic grain silo is converted into cylindrical art galleries. Special Guest: Joshua Leigh Wolfe.

Duration:01:06:04

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Episode 100: ‘Trypophotastic’, with Special Guest Avery Ash

10/12/2017
BYU students get caffeinated soda, NFL players’ protests are contrasted with Tim Tebow’s prayerful touchdown celebrations, and ‘hepeating’ is the new mansplaining.

Duration:00:49:22

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Episode 99: ‘Bishopric Pies’, with Special Guest Kael Alden

10/1/2017
Trump calls out racists on Twitter, the Mad Pooper terrorizes Colorado Springs, 12 ways to know you’re brainwashed, sign language interpreter falls back on gibberish, and subversive MTA ads make a point. Special Guest: Kael Alden.

Duration:00:59:40

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Episode 98: ‘Modified Basset Hound’, with Special Guest Konrad Vernor

9/17/2017
Ted Cruz’s Twitter account likes a porn video, Florida sheriff warns against shooting into the hurricane, alt-right violence is compared to “communist flag wavers”, a date goes south after a bathroom mishap, and Katerina Kamprani creates utterly useless art objects. Special Guest: Konrad Vernor.

Duration:01:04:20

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Episode 97: ‘Cripple Dogs’, with Special Guest Bo Quintana

9/9/2017
Bo shares his dogspotting philosophy, Trump makes a repeat visit to Houston, Mayor Elijah Daniel outlaws heterosexuality in Hell, Mike argues about ghosts with an old acquaintance, poorly delivered package traps couple in apartment, Bored Panda finds art in worn-out everyday things. Special Guest: Bo Quintana.

Duration:01:03:27

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Episode 96: ‘Angel’s Advocate’, with Special Guests Cognitive Dissonance

9/3/2017
President Trump gives a jaw-dropping speech in Houston, non-religious people are more likely to drop f-bombs on Facebook, Ann Coulter blames Hurricane Harvey on Houston's lesbian mayor, Justin Bieber unfollows Floyd Mayweather in the name of Christ, and Michelangelo sketches in a secret chamber. Special Guests: Cecil and Tom.

Duration:01:08:51

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Episode 95: ‘Those Black Hankie Guys’, with Mark from The How-To Heretic Podcast

8/26/2017
Trump gives an unhinged speech in Arizona; llama jumps fence to chase bear away from farm ducks, then goes to golf course; flat Earthers resolutely stare directly into the sun; New York cops keep corpses in MTA break rooms; and Fernando Abellanas builds a secret work studio. Special Guest: Mark.

Duration:01:12:08

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Episode 94: ‘The Opposite of Asmeer’, with Special Guest Michael Stemle

8/20/2017
Trump blames “many sides” for the nation’s racial turmoil, YouTube becomes overrun with fake Peppa Pig videos, the Egyptian pyramids are compared to confederate statues as symbols of slavery, crown shyness is explained, and Mike reveals his Achilles’ heel. Special Guest: Michael Stemle.

Duration:01:11:13

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Episode 93: ‘False Equivalence’, with Special Guest E. Nicholas Mariani

8/13/2017
Mariani chastises Mike for the texting in a theater of it all, President Trump visits the Boy Scouts of America, Utah man kills his wife on cruise after she laughed at him, nuclear warfare is compared to “big government” policies, and the Ottomans build ornate birdhouses. Special Guest: E. Nicholas Mariani.

Duration:01:19:34