Cobra Kai Never Dies
Arts & Culture Podcasts
A podcast about Cobra Kai and a chance to process all your complicated feelings about the 1984 under 18 All-Valley Karate Championship. Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.
Location:
United States
Genres:
Arts & Culture Podcasts
Description:
A podcast about Cobra Kai and a chance to process all your complicated feelings about the 1984 under 18 All-Valley Karate Championship. Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.
Language:
English
Episodes
The Next Karate Kid
12/15/2023
Travel back in time with us to the suburbs of Boston to witness Hilary's Swank's angsty misspent youth and Miyagi's last stand against a high school paramilitary group! You may not get Kreese or a plot, but you do get an aging paramilitary group and falcon shenanigans!
Duration:01:14:18
5.10 Head of the Snake
3/11/2023
There comes a time when we must face our greatest foes and do battle....against false imprisonment, dojos with way too many students, and yes, even slow buffering surveillance footage. It's the season finale, and we're doing it OUR WAY.
Duration:01:13:15
5.9 Survivors
2/25/2023
Get into our limo for a wild night of Dungeons 'n' Dojos with a side of historical revisionism from resident grifter Chozen! Wherever you are Kumiko, RUN.
Duration:00:56:49
5.8 Taikai
2/19/2023
Another day, another karate tournament we're just now learning about, and there's no way Miyagi-Do is going to be left out even if they do no karate! Not on our watch. And definitely not on sketchy Gunther's watch!
Duration:00:54:53
5.7 Bad Eggs
2/12/2023
This week: we go back into Terry Silver's mysterious back office to examine our souls/teen karate drama, Chozen spends money he doesn't have ($3.99) on a training exercise, and Prison Kreese tries to cut an honest deal with huckster Daniel LaRusso.
Duration:00:50:34
5.6 Ouroboros
2/5/2023
Miyagi-Do's child army reforms under Daniel to fight Terry Silver's hot new cabal of international ringers. Prison Kreese shanks his way towards some beautiful inner truths and we're all ready to give up our jello cups! JOIN US.
Duration:00:47:58
5.5 Extreme Measures
12/11/2022
This week: our Millennial comrade/kept man Stingray returns, Amanda gets out of dodge, and Daniel's divorced energy hits a series peak. Join us (and Terry Silver) in the chimney!
Duration:00:53:17
5.4 Downward Spiral
12/4/2022
This week: Johnny is drafted into the gig economy, agent of chaos Daniel and Terry Silver do a little bonsai-flirting at the auction, and we all hurtle down the water slide of life in a sabotaged inner tube!
Duration:00:56:02
5.3 Playing with Fire
11/27/2022
Join us as we enter our own sensory deprivation pod to contemplate round 85 of the Sam/Miguel breakup cycle, the return of one Mike Barnes, and the best version of Terry Silver: Sauna Silver. Is it getting hot in here?
Duration:00:40:48
5.2 Molé
10/30/2022
What's in the molé mix this episode? Robby willing to risk death by chili for his dad's love, 007 aka Chozen spends some quality time with Terry Silver, and Miguel's Mexico adventure draws to a close. Just like Hector Salazar, we regret nothing!
Duration:00:32:48
5.1 Long, Long Way from Home
10/23/2022
It's a post Miyagi-do era, and we're just over here trying to join Terry Silver's sweet new flagship dojo! Join us as we kick off season 5 with roadtrip hijinks, Miguel stalking potential dads, and Grifter Chozen living his best life at casa LaRusso.
Duration:00:46:35
CKND Mailbag #2
5/24/2022
Coming in hot: it's our second mailbag ep! We talk season 5 and answer the important questions of our time! What will become of Terry Silver's beautiful cobra kai franchise schemes? Who's helping Kreese with his prison break? And how many of these poor teens can truly call Mike Barnes DAD?!
Duration:00:39:17
4.9 and 4.10: The Fall & The Rise
4/10/2022
It's the 51st All Valley Karate Tournament and, like Carrie Underwood, we don't know how we got here but we're pumped! Join us as we go into sudden death overtime full of vicious betrayals, moments of truth, and even actual karate.
Duration:01:56:54
4.8 Party Time
4/3/2022
We love a comeback! Beloved fellow Millennial Stingray has been banished from Cobra Kai but no one is going to stop him from gate crashing dojos or...a high school prom. Also spotted at the party: peak Cocaine Silver, karate pys-op campaigns, and the resurgence of ...Wheel Technique?! You had to be there.
Duration:01:00:26
4.7 Minefields
3/26/2022
The wait is over: we get a peek into the secret inner life of Anthony and it's full of moody literature, Miyagi FOMO, and preteen angst. Who knew! (We did). Also in the minefields: passive aggressive former Nam' BFFs, Miyagi murder mystery plots, and Miguel drift.
Duration:00:53:31
4.6 Kicks Get Chicks
3/19/2022
This week, on a very special episode: Sam goes on a soul-searching journey to visit her most cherished childhood acquaintance, the dojos get thirsty for new recruits, and those scamps at the All Valley Committee throw out the rule book and let chaos reign. May god help us all.
Duration:00:49:47
4.5 Match Point
3/12/2022
We're ready to step into Terry's world and start asking the hard questions: Is Kreese dead weight? Does anyone in this one-horse town actually care about karate? Is Cocaine Silver the REAL Silver? Join us as we gatecrash Miyagi-Do and interrogate LaRusso karate privilege!
Duration:00:54:28
4.4 Bicephaly
2/26/2022
Heyyy, jealousy! This week: Daniel finds a new audience for his Miyagi-isms, Amanda may be in the market for a different karate daughter, and Carmen...continues to be the third wheel in her own relationship.
Duration:00:59:18
4.3 Then Learn Fly
2/19/2022
Get in, losers! We're doing a ride-along for Miyagi-Fang/Eagle-Do training montages, extracurricular karate bonding, and all the SILVER you can handle. And once again, we find ourselves at the edge of Daniel's koi pond, wondering what it all means.
Duration:00:41:33
4.2 First Learn Stand
2/12/2022
Big episode for fans of #AnthonyWatch, simmering sexual tension while grocery shopping, and middle-school catfishing! And unlike Anthony's sad crew of child bullies, we are NOT phoning it in.
Duration:00:42:54