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Episode 44 ~ New Year Extravaganza: The Second One

Geronimo demands that everyone list off everything that they have ran over with their car, but is distracted by talk of Beastars. Also, everyone talked about the fucking Capitol raid, because this was recorded a few days after that happened. Happy New Year. Jesus Christ Music by Joshua.


Episode 43 ~ New Year Extravaganza (Part 1)

What if you were a little molten man, a melty boy, and it made you sleep but then your aunt got you too much kitchenware and that made you mad? damn


Episode 42 ~ The Christmas Special

Geronimo's secret game developer and corrupt workplace lineage becomes unveiled as a result of Joshua's constant poking around. It's the episode where they all talk about Christmas. They talk about Christmas. It's Christmas. Corbin's phone is old or something, he bitches about it, fuck you, Corbin. Music by Joshua.


Episode 41 ~ Not the Christmas Special

Haunted by ghosts of religious school sermons past, just about nothing has changed. There is little good news, besides Joshua getting a house. Corbin got a nice keyboard, so he can keep making his little songs. We get political. We're a political show now. We talked about a political thing. We're adults. We're serious now. Also, late as usual, given that we're talking about Cyberpunk 2077's anticipated launch. Music by Joshua.


Episode 40 ~ Three Hundred Middle-Aged Men

Corbin learns what a “live-action Mulan” is and holds back tears while explaining his perception of Pewdiepie’s fan base. Geronimo tries to rationalize his way through the situation while Joshua obsessively explains the problems behind Yandere Simulator. Music by Joshua. Check out Corbin and Joshua's band here!


Episode 39 ~ Ellie Falling Down the Stairs

Black Lives Matter - ActBlue Charities: The Bail Project


Episode 38 ~ Ghost in the Snell

Corbin and Geronimo's lackluster mourning is interrupted by the arrival of a strange visitor. Everything is still burning.


Episode 37 ~ Corbin’s Virginity

Despite the recent declassification of information regarding UFO's and the like, Corbin and Geronimo remain blissfully unaware of the menace known as Krevin (a space ape)- Corbin is too preoccupied with reverting his body back to its former state of unhindered purity to be concerned. Joshua was found dead of gunshot wounds in his car on the night of May 5, 2020. Music by Joshua.


Episode 36 ~ Where are They Now?

Oh, god, we're not dead. Geronimo has lost his life, because he gives himself to Persona 5, but he's not technically dead. Corbin is pleasant and consistently creative in times of stress and decay. He has a cute laugh. Joshua has gone through a whole-ass story arc and has a scar and eye-patch now, with longer hair to match. Breathe. Music by Joshua.


Episode 35 ~ Give Thanks to the Meme Truck – Thanksgiving Special!!!

Joshua, Geronimo, and Corbin get real thankful and discuss and make fun of people online with much larger followings than them. Corbin defeats his cycle of isolation. A mouse wheel is broken. Music by Joshua . . . and Corbin.


Episode 34 ~ Please Pretend It’s Last Week

Corbin suffers from nightmares of social cancellation. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic th Music by Joshua.


Episode 33 ~ Halloween Special 2019

On a spooky edition of Scattered Afterthoughts, Corbin, Geronimo, and Joshua curate the worst creepypasta in the world. All's well until Squidward commits suicide . . . again, Mario gets haunted, and placentas rupture. It's the Scattered Afterthoughts Halloween spooktacular. Music by Joshua


Episode 32 ~ We Want YOU to Be a Part of BROCKHAMPTON

Geronimo resigns himself to his anime game corner to avoid the bad energy emanating from Joshua's many ongoing personal crises, all of which he copes with through his remarkable JUICE WRLD impression. Wanting to get in on the rap game as well, Corbin gets his ear pierced, being contacted soon after by his heroes in BROCKHAMPTON. Music by Joshua.


Episode 31 ~ Luke Skywalker is a Stand User

Joshua tries to make a funny observation, but the conversation devolves into Corbin grasping at straws to cash in on a bloated anime meme, then sits in the corner as Joshua and Geronimo ponder aimlessly over new Fire Emblem mechanics and fiction's fixation with cousin-based incest. Music by Joshua.


Episode 30 ~ Volcel: Corbin Anew

Corbin finds a purpose in life through a Runescape membership, to Geronimo's dismay and Joshua's support- the era of peace is brought to an abrupt halt, however, when Ben Shapiro breaks into Joshua's apartment with the intention of engaging in debate. Shaken up by the trauma of the invasion, the trio examines their social lives in the midst of the blossoming but likely ill-fated marriages of their peers, culminating in Corbin's decision to lead a life of celibacy. Joshua holds out due to the...


Episode 29 ~ Racist from the Nth Dimension

Joshua finally digs his way to freedom after being trapped for six months in a hole he accidentally fell into, only to find that he’s been replaced by a racist ethereal being from dimensions beyond our comprehension. As Corbin, Geronimo, and “Paul” discuss MORE upcoming Marvel movies and the Kyoto Animation fire, Joshua fights desperately to preserve the integrity of the show. Donate to victims of Kyoto Animation attack:...


Episode 28 ~ Gettin’ Swung at Anime Expo

In the wake of Michael Jackson's death, Corbin, Geronimo, and Joshua come together to discuss Corbin's time in Japan studying abroad, Joshua's education crumbling marriage, and Geronimo's time at Anime Expo playing the Kingdom Hearts III demo. Also discussed are Corbin's dream about being murdered by Neil Degrasse Tyson, Geronimo's budding stock market. Music and sound effects by Joshua.


Episode 27 ~ Minecraft Glory Days

It's a brand new and shiny episode after a not-so-short break! In this episode, Geronimo gushes about persona 5, Joshua fails to move on from 13 Reasons Why, and Corbin remembers the good old days of Minecraft. We also discuss PC ports of console games, the new Nightwing and Batgirl movies, James Comey, and zombie-survival games. P.S: Sorry about the audio quality this episode. Local recording corrupted, so we needed to use backup recording.


Episode 26 ~ Shingeki no Middle Class Gangster

Brought to you by white ambiguously racist rappers, Geronimo admits that he accidentally ingested his copy of Persona 5 while delirious from eating an extra Flinstones vitamin. That doesn't stop him from talking about his favorite 2D girlfriend JRPG series, though, an interest that Joshua accepts due to Corbin's vow of silence giving him no choice. Also of interest is the season 2 premiere of Sword Art Online x The Walking Dead: Attack on Titan, full of fun stuff like mom consumption and...


Episode 25 ~ Breath of the Wild is a Good Game

Despite the new Mass Effect's legion of undead , there have been some great games this year, and there are more to come. Joshua mentions this while blinking back tears as Geronimo brags about how he works not because he NEEDS to, but because he WANTS to. Corbin is distraught over being unable to sell his blood, but they all bond over just how good Breath of the Wild is, which only Joshua has put a lot of time into.