Kraken Cove - The Podcast That Shines a Beacon onto The Bizarre!

Welcome to episode 111 of Kraken Cove Podcast!!! This week we check out a grim guest at a woman's funeral, a corvid that is either friend or foe of a whole community, a bloke with a dick on his arm offering to take Kate Beckinsale out for a different sort of sausage, Lichtenstein's perfect army and much, much more!!

It's episode 110 of Kraken Cove Podcast and we have a doozy for you!! In this episode we check out the latest METAL MONOLITH! Dumped dead animals at local shop! Daddy Knock Door Run! Bringing more shame to a famous name! Lightning Strikes Christ, is Christopher Walken Evil? and much, much more!

It's episode 109 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and this week Benny & Matt examine high street snail farms, a quick book review of Something Wicked This Way Comes, Wooden Satellites, botched moon landings, high speed aping around, some badly judged Valentines cards and the incredibly strange story of THIS MAN!

It's episode 108 of Kraken Cove and this week Benny & Matt delve once more into the lucky bag of nonsense that is KRAKEN COVE PODCAST! They investigate Brian Blessed's wrestling habits, they delve deep into the pineapple mines, Benny describes his pseudonym Diablo Blanco and we find out what to do if you get a fairy in your bed!

It's happened!! Benny has edited his first episode of Kraken Cove! What a wonderful way to start 2024. In this show we take a look at the truth behind Benny's claim the Nazis loved Margarine, a bloke who chops off your bollocks for sexy thrills, a battery that will run your phone for 50 years without a single charge and much much more!!

It's Christmas down Kraken Cove and things have got a little loosey goosey as far as format is concerned! While wh have a bit of casting from Matt, Benny tries his hand with the light and... well... see what you think! We also continue the Christmas Cove tradition of a Spooky Story for Christmas! Matt has written a traditional story especially for Kraken Cove called One for Sorrow, so hopefully on either Christmas Eve or Christmas Day night you can settle down with a glass of something nice and enjoy a traditional Christmas tale, courtesy of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST! Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Welcome to Christmas at the Cove! We had to try get a slightly more festive episode in, and hopefully we can record a Xmas Day Special! In this episode, Benny 'coaxes' Matt back to Kraken Cove for a spot of casting. The lads look at Bat Knobs, a pig pit death, a strangling by a vegetable machine, a terrifying Christmas Witch and various goings on in Space! Oh, and we have a little Yule Cat giveaway too!

It's episode 104 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and we appear to have accidentally produced an ANIMAL SPECIAL! Obviously it all gets a bit cock heavy, so we do apologise, but it's all relevant and there's lots to learn! About animal cocks. Animal tits get a look in too, so there's something for the lads - everyone is happy! We look at shagging hippos, fucking crocodiles, bats cocks, tapir cocks, bull cocks, a woman who collects her own piss and THE HAIRY HANDS OF DARTMOOR!!!

Welcome to the Halloween Episode of Kraken Cove Podcast! This week Benny and Matt investigate the fresh Bigfoot sighting in the the US but also hark back to a hairy man who haunts the hills a little closer to home! We have a blood soaked animal attack of an unusual kind, a story of redemption from our flippered friends, a rumoured Hamas attack on... Doncaster? There's the stripy haunting on the Wirral Peninsula and a brace of seriously spooky tales brought by Benny himself! So gather around the campfire, dress as a sexy cat or a hot witch or maybe just put on a bin bag and throw eggs at your neighbours house, but whatever you do this Halloween make sure you listen to KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!!

It's Cove O'Clock, Krakenheads! Benny and Matt are back at the lighthouse talking, amongst other things, MASSIVE DRAGON DILDOS, Gynaecological Gymnastics from Outer Space, Cockaigne the Mediaeval Utopia, strange migrations and a strange drain Benny found in the arse end of Leeds. Thanks Benny! All this and much more at KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!

Join Benny and Matt on location on Ilkley Moor, Yorkshire, where they investigate the strange carved stones that dot the landscape! While investigating possible theories around the stones, they also so test the theory that dowsing rods can tap into the power around these locations. Join us and find out what happened!!!

Welcome to the 100th episode of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!! It's tough times at The Cove with the Orca effectively keeping Benny & Matt hostage on the island, with no Rowboat Pete (RIP) to replenish the the stores! Some Black Magic and a spot of casting might be just the ticket... This week the lads examine the strange death of Garry Hoy, there's the bizarre tale of Operation Fantasia, some real life Goblin Encounters and how a set of reluctant assassins were rumbled! All this and much, much more at KRAKEN COVE!!

It's episode 99 of Kraken Cove and this week we have another freewheeling (NOT RAMBLING) episode covering multiple subjects, such as Britain's Yeti, the Woodwose, and have we found his tools? Weird alien abduction style sex assault, Crossbow Jedi queen Hunter, Alien Gadget Fragments found in Sea, more Time Slips and the strange practices of the Bodi Tribespeople... All this and more at KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!

Benny and Matt look deep beneath the waves of Kraken Cove this week, to find out what the Holy Heck the Sea Pandas are playing at!! Oh, and if you know of any stinky old drunkards called Pete, drop us a line!

Benny returns to the lighthouse after some kind of health scare, but Matt gets straight down to business with the question - is AI going to kill us?

After a short break, Benny and Matt are back with a look at proof of Anomalous Big Cats, Monkeys in the post, wedding day golfcart disaster, Victor Noir, praying for snow and WHAT THE F*CK IS SCAMPI???

Join Benny & Matt on wild trip to our nearest neighbour... THE MOON! Obviously they're no experts, but the keepers of the strangest Lighthouse in Yorkshire take a skim through the stories that are popping up with increasing regularity regarding our return to the moon after an absence of around 50 years. Why has the whole world decided to back? What technology is needed for such a venture? Who is involved? What might be waiting for the astronauts on the lunar surface? Find out the answer to all these questions and more at KRAKEN COVE, THE PODCAST THAT SHINES A BEACON ONTO THE BIZARRE!!!

It's a special episode of Kraken Cove - it's Matt's Birthday! The Lighthouse Crew take a picnic on the island shores and chat all things strange! This week, Benny & Matt look at the wonderful Lewis Chessmen, Russ Kellett the Alien Super Soldier, Travis the Chimp and (unfortunately) we finally have our first repeat story!! Oh well, it was bound to happen!

It's Easter at Kraken cove, and once again that Easter Bunny is wreaking havoc! Luckily Benny & Matt have got it covered. After the mayhem, the lads settle down to a spot of casting! This week they look at speedy man-made objects, sex ponds, murder bears, nuclear shenanigans and much, much more! Rate and review wherever you can, help the Cove! Contact us at @krakencove on socials or email krakencovepodcast@gmail.com

Welcome to Episode 92 of Kraken Cove Podcast! Benny and Matt have dreams, and they are VERY weird!! Are you a dream expert? If so, please get in touch! This episode is full of other strangeness - a Disney fanatic, a strange sky death, A not so saintly Saint, a Shark Shock and much, much more!!