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Yet another retro podcast that reviews movies, books, games, comics with a splash of terrible life advice.

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United States

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Yet another retro podcast that reviews movies, books, games, comics with a splash of terrible life advice.

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English


Episodes

25 - Black Panther Wakanda Forever (2022) Movie Spoiler Review

11/12/2022
I have risen partially from the dead to give you a spoiler review of the disappointing MCU movie Black Panther Wakanda Forever. Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Hope you enjoy.

Duration:00:32:15

24 - Venom: Let There Be Carnage Quick Movie Review and Fortnite War Stories

1/14/2022
Congratulations! On finding thee single worst, unfocused, low-quality substandard podcast episode ever of any podcast from any wannabe podcaster...EVER. Every diddy-damn time I think we can't possibly top ourselves....I shock nobody but ourselves in proving that we can - in fact - stoop lower than we ever thought possible. Worst episode ever! We begin reviewing the 2021 DC movie, "Venom: Let There Be Carnage" and end up talking about Fortnite and our best round. COVID-19 is karate-kicking our collective asses to start off the 2022 New Year and boy can you tell! Take care of yourself and each other and enjoy the terrible episode before you!!!

Duration:00:21:40

23 - Browncoat Sunday - Firefly - Episode 4 - Shindig Review

12/27/2021
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" There may be a lot of Ho's in Christmas but not one is as fine as Inara, LOL. Boom. Roasted. Ah Hoy Ladies and Gents! and in-betweens! I, Retro Ghost, am SOLO yet again today as I fear Jade may have one or two too many eggnog. So today's episode of Browncoat Sunday is me and me alone reviewing Episode 4 of Firefly titled, "Shindig." Enjoy and Take care!

Duration:00:26:50

22 - Browncoat Sunday - Firefly - Episode 3 - Bushwacked

12/20/2021
Sam can suck a fat one. Jade is Missing (like that atrocious "Mario is Missing" SNES game) and therefore I can go on and on about how much I hate Sam Tam. Today, I go at it alone, like the supremely intelligent, sexy, overly muscular, unbelievably heroic and courageous Ghost that I am and review the 3rd episode of Firefly titled, "Bushwacked" all by my cool and badass self. Once again Sam can suck it. Endure this solo effort by yours truly and may you win the lottery of Life and the actual Powerball Lottery for actually listening to me go at it alone.

Duration:00:24:09

21 - Browncoat Sunday - Firefly - Episode 2 - Train Job Review

12/13/2021
BLUE GLOVES IS EVIL! The Illuminati are in full-effect tonight folks! They are here spreading their evil message that blue gloves is normal! Do Not Buy Into That False Narrative! It is evil, wrong, disgusting and downright B-A-D. God just came down and said, "Let there be light....and do not trust anything or anyone who is pro-blue gloves. Like EVER!" Today on Firefly, I and Jade review Train Job the second episode of the short-lived classic TV show starring the great, Nathan Fillion. Enjoy and take care!

Duration:00:52:57

20 - Browncoat Sunday - Firefly - Episode 1 - Serenity - Review

12/6/2021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xoho1T3qnQY --- Give Props to baronvg for the "Charles In Charge" Piano Instrumental Bada Bing! Bada Boom! We are switching on over from Cowboy Bebop to Joss Whedon's short-lived TV Classic "Firefly." Here Jade makes me come out of the closet, transforms into a toaster and reveal my crush for Mal and Jayne...I mean Zoe and Inara! Please forgive me and Jade as we have absolutely did a terrible job reviewing such a wonderful Pilot episode "Serenity." Spoilers, we both gave this particular episode an "A+" Take care and enjoy!

Duration:00:56:29

19 - Bone Thugs -N- Harmony vs 3 6 Mafia Verzus Battle Review

12/5/2021
"I'm gonna tell everybody and gonna tell everybody and I'm gonna tell everybody" That FINALLY a brand new episode of Retro Ghost is here (Wooo!) and we are poppin' our collars in this episode today as well as poppin' my back cause I'm getting old. Today, I review each round of the Bone Thugs -N-Harmony vs 3-6 Mafia Verzuz Battle that happened on Dec 2, 2021! Heads up everybody, I am Day One unapologetic Bone Thugs -N- Harmony fan and so keep that in mind as I try my best to stay unbiased in my review of the Verzuz battle. Hope you enjoy and Stay Fly!

Duration:01:27:12

News Quickie - Update on Sunday Bebop

11/29/2021
Hello my afterlife homies! I, the lowly Retro Ghost, is here with not a new episode but just an update on what is changing regarding Sunday Bebop and our flimsy idea of reviewing the live-action Netflix version of Cowboy Bebop (Spoilers - it ain't happening!)

Duration:00:08:38

18 - Cowboy Bebop - Episode 24-26 Review (Finale) and Netflix‘s Cowboy Bebop Premiere Spoiler Review!

11/22/2021
SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS FOR THE PREMIER EPISODE OF THE LIVE-ACTION NETFLIX COWBOY BEBOP. "I am as high as a kite, I can fly twice as high...if you take a look, it's in a book...a reading rainbow!" - Geordi LaForge Keep that riveting lyric in mind if you dare listen to the ULTIMATE REVIEW OF THE LAST THREE EPISODES OF COWBOY BEBOP and also the dreadful newly released live-action version from Netflix! SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS. Unedited (save for 16 seconds and dead-air) This episode is truly and completely RAW, absolutely free, unfiltered, uncensored, un-anything including PC, woke or sensible. I, the one and only true original Mr. Retro Ghost, have lost my little bitty mind in this long as hell episode. Alongside my somewhat trusting SUNDAY BEBOP co-host, Jade, we helplessly take a deep-ass dive off the "Cliffs of Insanity." It is inconceivable! Nonetheless, I believe it is worthy of this overall AWESOME ANIME and the crappy first episode of the Netflix version! Enjoy and take care fellow Cowboys (and Cowgirls)!

Duration:02:40:14

17 - Ghostbusters Afterlife (2021) Spoiler Movie Review (Take 2)

11/19/2021
SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS "Yes, it's true. This Retro Ghost has no dick." (Sorry my loyal listeners! My previous upload had the audio quality equivalent to drizzling diarrhea. So I had to completely redo my review because I didn't trust that the original recording could be fixed.) Hello, everyone and anyone....anyone....anyone? Well, whoever is out there listening to this podcast thank you and to show you my eternal gratitude, I will now punish you with yet another long-winded episode! Wooooo! Today, I will be reviewing the newly released film, Ghostbusters: Afterlife. Enjoy and take care! Please remember to like and subscribe!

Duration:00:50:01

16 - Cowboy Bebop - Episodes 20-23 Review

11/15/2021
What is up Cowboys, Cowgirls and ...Cows!?! It's that bloody time again for good ol' Sunday Bebop to rear its ugly head and give y'all a high-five! I and Jade tackle 4 more episodes of the 1998 Cowboy Bebop anime show. Leaving us with just 3 wonderful episodes left. I hope you enjoy and take care!

Duration:00:45:34

15 - Rocky 4: Rocky Balboa vs Ivan Drago Directors Cut SPOILERS (2021) Movie Review

11/12/2021
SPOILERS....SPOILERS....SPOILERS....SPOILERS "...To the End" - Says no one when listening to my long ass rambling reviews. I shoot off the cuff here and just spit. I didn't edit this episode...so I am sorry. But I believe I can change, and if I can change, then you can change....everybody can change! Just don't change podcasts, OK? Cool. Hello one and all! It is, I, Mr. Retro Ghost here with a completely unedited, Raw (is War!...Anyone? Anyone?...No. OK. Whatever.) I review the newly released Director's Cut --by the main man himself Sylvester Stallone-- of the all-time 1985's classic, Rocky IV. A masterpiece of popcorn entertainment that manages to elevate itself by toning down its elevated testosterone. I ramble on like a drunkard here and didn't bother to edit it. I apologize to anyone and everyone who manages to get through some of my rants and make it to the end. This movie is the lick and I just had to hurry and share it with all of you poor souls who actually listens to me. It's very much appreciated though! Thank you for the support. Enjoy your day and take care!

Duration:00:51:06

14 - Cowboy Bebop - Episode 17-19 Review

11/8/2021
"What time is it!?" "Game Time OOMPH!" No, no, not quite. But it's the next best thing, it's Sunday Bebop time! Here, Jade and I review (very quickly I might add) episodes 17-19 of the very popular 1998 anime series Cowboy Bebop. Enjoy and take care!

Duration:00:28:53

13 - Cowboy Bebop - Episode 14-16 Review

11/2/2021
It's that time again! SUNDAY BEBOP --- well, actually --- it's MONDAY BEBOP (just this once) because we had one hell of an unexpected busy ass Halloween! So, I deeply apologize to my one and only fan out there who actually listens to this oh-so-lovely podcast. Thank you for waiting patiently and may you have plenty of delicious candies to tear through for the entire week. Today, ladies and gents, we not only present you with a day late edition of Sunday Bebop where we "review" Episodes 14, 15, and 16 but we also present to you thee single worst episode to date! No lies, no exaggeration, no jokes. This is by far my worst episode to date baby! In this Craptastic episode we learn about High Heels, Alex Jones, Transgender Ghosts, European pure bloodlines, Yetti and the Himalayas all while snorting coke in the women's bathroom. Enjoy and take care!

Duration:01:12:53

12 - No Country for Old Men (2007) Movie Review

10/28/2021
"Hi-dee-Ho!" - Mr. Hanky (South Park) How's it going, friendo? In this episode we review No Country for Old Men...a true classic from the extremely talented Coen Bros. I am joined by the under-the-weather co-host Bubbaleesha and together we sing our praises for this great piece of cinema. Sit back and enjoy and for the love of money (2 million to be exact) please have a nice day and take care!

Duration:00:27:36

11 - Cowboy Bebop - Jupiter Jazz (Part 1-2) Review

10/25/2021
It's that bloody time again my oh-so- loyal four to five listeners! Sunday Bebop! Yes, indeedy. Pull out a cold one and sit your stank worn-out butt on that equally stank worn-out couch, pop a cheap, cold one and enjoy today's Cowboy Bebop review! I and Jade will happily take you through Jupiter Jazz (Episodes 12-13). Please like, review and subscribe. Take care and enjoy!

Duration:00:44:52

10 - No Time to Die (2021) Movie Review MAJOR SPOILERS!

10/22/2021
Hello fellow Nobodies! I, Retro Ghostx, am reviewing Daniel Craig's final James Bond film "No Time to Die." I somehow manage to rein it in pretty good this time. I had actually seen this movie opening night but decided to only now post a review about it. Enjoy and take care.

Duration:00:42:08

09 - Cowboy Bebop - Ep 11 Review - Toys in the Attic

10/18/2021
Holy trainwreck Batman! Backstabbers and traitorous business partners revealed and briefly outed!!! The new episode pic is a pinpoint accurate summary of this monumental Retro Ghostx episode - No Lie, folks. No Lie. This Podcast Episode should really be titled, "COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE!" This episode is all over the bloody place! We talk about "Karens" and its oddly specific definition. We some how, some way, briefly discuss an apparently SUPER-FREAKIN'-SEXY as hell actress named, Alicia Silverstone. We go deep into the Mandela Effect and somehow stumble our way to finally giving a letter grade to this FILLER Cowboy Bebop episode titled, "Toys in the Attic." Enjoy and take care!

Duration:01:15:29

08 - Halloween Kills (2021) Movie Review MAJOR SPOILERS

10/17/2021
Download it 5 times! Download it 5 times! Was that the boogeyman? No, in fact, I think that was Retro Ghostx You let him out! You let him out! The rage! The blackest eyes! I am sad to hear most peeps online are bashing this film. I thought it was on par with the 2018 reboot. I go on and on about this movie and so if you actually get through this episode, you deserve to treat yourself to some good food and drink and whatever your heart desires. In the wise words of Jerry Springer "Take care of yourself and each other..."

Duration:02:08:43

07 - SUNDAY BEBOP - Cowboy Bebop - Episodes 6 -10 Review

10/11/2021
It's that time again! Sunday Bebop is here to bop its way through your waxy ears and into your brain! Today we review episodes 6-10 and although the quality of this batch of episodes is a little bit of a dip from the first 5 awesome episodes they are still for the most part -- boppin'! (Whatever the hell that means) Take care and have a great one! Please don't forget to subscribe and review....I'm desperate baby!

Duration:00:56:22