Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Nice family gets along great. Approachability: 3/10 ( Violent, scary, funny, creative ) Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Home invasion; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

We came here to talk about They Live and chew bubblegum… Approachability: 9/10 ( Creepy but not graphic. An A-list B-movie. ) Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Police brutality; Gun violence Next Week’s Film LIVE STREAM: Sat Apr 20 @ 3pm ET - THE WAILING (2016) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

Looks like someone didn't read the Live Laugh Love sign in the family room… Approachability: 3/10 ( Scary and unsettling. Lots of visuals to haunt your dreams. ) Content Warnings: Animal/child death; Jump Scares; Creepy faces/imagery; Strong Depression narrative; Extreme high pitch noises Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

This is why I dress like Winnie the Pooh Approachability: 6/10 ( Over the top agitprop comedy. Gory, not scary ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Child death; Labor exploitation Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

Hey, do you think it smells like inthebox around here? Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! Approachability: 3/10 ( Dark, bleak, gross, and creepy ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Graphic rape/torture description; Suicide; Fatphobic, homophobic, ableist slurs; Kevin Spacey Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

Sometimes you gotta do more than just punch N*zis. Approachability: 1/10 ( Gore fest w plenty of jump scares & creative deaths ) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Animal death Next Week’s Film LIVESTREAM Sat Mar 23 @ 3pm: His House (2020) only on our Patreon! RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

He's just a brat. Don't lose your head. Approachability: 7/10 ( A couple of classic horror-y deaths, but pretty campy overall ) Content Warnings: Child death; Suicide; Jump scares; Over the top death scenes Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

Dirtbike shitheads are at it again Approachability: 5/10 ( Not as gory & we thought; More fairy-tale horror than gloopy/gloppy horror ) Content Warnings: Child death; Jump Scares; Blood/Gore; Suicide; Domestic Abuse Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

Maybe don't buy a Plymouth Special Guest: Chris Brown Approachability: 9/10 ( Made-for-TV drama-thriller ) Content Warnings: Road rage tension; jump scares. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

What goes around comes around. Approachability: 8/10 (Good-hearted (but still exploitative), dark morality tale) Content Warnings: Ableist caricatures/epithets; body horror Next Week’s Film LIVESTREAM Sat Feb 24: TEETH (2007) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

The title is the plot. Special Guest: Jen Brown Approachability: 1/10 ( Scary as shit ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Creepy shit; Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

Hollywood's a cutthroat business Approachability: 6/10 (Bloody and twisted, but super fun ) Content Warnings: Animal death; Jump scares; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

What if a city… but also a giant monster? Special Guest Brie Williams Approachability: 4/10 (Action-packed found-footage with scares and some gore) Content Warnings: Disturbing disaster footage; Shaky camera; Aggressive spiderlike creatures; Blood/Gore; Jump scares. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

Salesman of the Year: Cheech Marin Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 4/10 (Splattery action/comedy; Not scary, but pretty gross) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Gun Violence; Blood/Gore; Ableist/Racist/Sexist Language Next Week’s Film LIVE STREAM Jan 27: A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors Join us live on Patreon. RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

Welcome to Nun Island Approachability: 3/10 ( The scares are clunky, but it gets gory when it wants ) Content Warnings: Stabby murders; Blood/gore; Animal Cruelty; Body Horror; Creepy kids Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

Look, ma! Two hands! Approachability: 4/10 ( Arty as hell but when it goes Horror it goes Hard ) Content Warnings: Slashery Blood/gore, Animal death, Rape, Suicide, Child abuse Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

PSA: Always wear your seatbelt! Special Guest: Julia Schifini Approachability: 9/10 ( Campy satire; A couple of gory scenes but far more comedy than horror) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore For an episode about Vacaciones de Terror (1989), check out ¡Uy Que Horror!'s really fun episode on this wild-ass film. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

This movie is about f*ckin' cars. Approachability: 2/10 ( Dark, tragic, and Cronenberg-level body horrors ) Content Warnings: Body Horror; Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

There's a metaphor in this film somewhere. I'm sure of it. Approachability: 8/10 ( Way more 90s action/sci-fi than horror ) Content Warnings: Animal harm/death; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

Throw a party worthy of the end of the world Approachability: 10/10 ( Beautiful and campy and creepy) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Mild blood; Cruelty Next Week’s Film LIVE STREAM: Sun Dec 17 ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE (2018) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents