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Not Even Almost

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A manic funny-girl with anger issues and a lovable psycho who makes questionable choices just trying to figure out life. From learning about a Roth 401K to getting your first DUI. Take this journey with us while we try to navigate through the fuck boy and girl filled, financially unstable, it's either Uber or rent part of life. We hope you like it!

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United States

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A manic funny-girl with anger issues and a lovable psycho who makes questionable choices just trying to figure out life. From learning about a Roth 401K to getting your first DUI. Take this journey with us while we try to navigate through the fuck boy and girl filled, financially unstable, it's either Uber or rent part of life. We hope you like it!

Language:

English


Episodes
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QUITTING.......BUT LETS MAKE IT QUIET PT2

2/28/2023
This week’s episode is a part 2 of last weeks topic on quiet quitting. My special guest Shaiya and I discussed quiet quitting in relationships and how it effects you growing up. Whether it's a relationship with a significant other/spouse or relationship between an adult and child, these bond tend to have an effect on how you are in life(positively or negatively). Sit back, kick your feet up, and enjoy!

Duration:00:28:12

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QUITTING....... BUT LETS MAKE IT QUIET

2/21/2023
Glad to announce that I finally have. guest on the show! A very special guest; My best friend 17 years Shaiya Williams!! On this episode we discuss our thoughts on quiet quitting jobs, our family dynamics, and where our work mentality stems from. So sit back and enjoy the good vibration!!

Duration:00:38:47

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RHIANNA, THE BABY, AND THE CHIEFS

2/15/2023
On this episode I talk about all things Rihanna, The Superbowl, and hacks for the hallmark holidays!

Duration:00:23:19

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BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE DIET

2/8/2023
Season 2 only had one episode then a very long hiatus but for real this time we're back! This episode I discuss what a diet means to me as well as updates on my life! Just the start of what i have in store this year. relax and enjoy the ride

Duration:00:33:27

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ICKY VICKY

6/3/2022
HELLLOOOOO THERE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!!! We are here, ready and coming in hot!!!! The Not Even Almost girls had to take a few months off due to mental health issues and life getting chaotic. For our comeback episodes we talk about things that just doesn’t sit right with us, more famously known as “The Ick”. Relax and turn your radios up and enjoy our passionate rants of our icky vickys!
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WE’RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE!

3/18/2022
If you asked anyone in their mid to late twenties; “how did going out to the bars change for them?” they would all agree it’s a rough one to say the least. You go from being able to rage any day of the week to needing a two weeks notice just to do a happy hour. On this week’s episode we discuss how we dealt with the transition in our behaviors at social events!
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CALLING OUT AINT JUST FOR WORK ANYMORE!

3/4/2022
Apart of growing is knowing your boundaries but also learning to navigate them so you can properly express to others what they are. As you get to your young adult stage of life your tolerance for certain behaviors becomes less forgiving. So what do when the people closest to you are the ones pushing them? In this episode we discuss how we handled situations that forced us to call out people we loved/ had to deal with everyday.
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A BALANCING ACT

2/26/2022
Have you ever brought your stressors from one aspect of you life into another? Whether it's a bad day at work or a fight with your spouse; that negative energy tends to carry over and effect the dynamic in a different aspect of your life that wasn’t the initial cause. On this episode we dive into how we handle negative dynamics and keep a healthy balance in different relationships in our lives! So grab a small snack, kick your feet up and enjoy this mini banger!!!
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BLAST FROM THE PAST

2/19/2022
IN THIS EPISODE WE GO BACK IN TIME AND SHARE OUR COLLEGE STORIES!
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The “BULLY” MENTALITY

2/11/2022
When you’re in grade school getting bullied by other kids is probably one of your biggest fears . You’re stuck in between should you go tell an adult or should you fight back. As you get older there’s a switch, you no longer fear getting bullied by others and starting bullying yourself. On this episode we open up about how we mentally bully ourselves and the steps we take to fix it!
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THAT SHOULD BE ME

2/4/2022
Have you ever seen someone else’s successes and thought why couldn’t that be you? Whether you seen someone on social media buy a new Benz or get married, you kinda get this envy of a particular lifestyle that you didn’t put the work in to get. On this week’s episode we open up about our early childhood experiences and how they mold us into early adulthood. Grab a snack and kick your feet up as you join us in this coming of age journey!
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TILL THE WHEELS FALL OFF

1/21/2022
When you’re younger every adult tells you the sky’s the limit. You’re encouraged to be anything you want to be but, as you get older there’s a shift. Dreaming big is no longer the goal and doing what makes sense becomes the realistic thing to do. On this episode, we discuss if giving up your dreams for “reality” is really the reality you want to be living in.
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STILL DATING……

1/16/2022
Dating in adulthood is just rough, and to experience it is a different beast. On this episode we update you guys on how adulting and actively dating has been going….. lets just say you can’t make this shit up!
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THANK YOU, CUM AGAIN

1/8/2022
CALLING ON THE LADIES! Have you faked one too many orgasms? Do you hate all the empty trips to your sneaky links house? Well you’re in luck! In this episode we divulge our experiences with orgasms and the lack there of. Grab your lube, vibrator, headphones to enjoy this one!
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NEW YEAR NEW YOU?

12/31/2021
Ain’t no year like New Years! Ladies and Gents its that time of year again and we know what you’re thinking, new year new me. A time a year where as soon as the clock strikes 12, "you have a chance to a fresh start". On this weeks, episode we share our past stories, present plans, and future goals the New Year. So gather round and Pop some bubbly and enjoy the ride!
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TO NEW BEGINNINGS

12/24/2021
Hey ya little fruity pebbles! The Not Even Almost girls are back and better than ever. After a two week break of a hectic schedule, an exciting giveaway, and living life. We'd like to present you episode 14! This episode, we catch you up on current events in our lives and get into this week's talk on self realization as you get older. Park your reindeer and enjoy this week's episode!
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BRINGING SEXY BACK

12/3/2021
ITS NOT A PHASE MOM!! When you start getting older and really start to figure out the dos and donts of your body society popularizes something called The Hoe Phase". We all hear adults and friends say everyone goes through it at some point of your early adult stages. Simply get it out of your system and then settle down. In this episode we talk about our experiences with our sexual life and share our opinions on the hoe phase!
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OOPS I DID IT AGAIN

11/26/2021
Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days! On this weeks episode we discuss how mistakes you made in life shape how you are as a person and your perspective on things. We also dive into what does "changing" actually mean and can a person really change. Put on some headphones sit back and enjoy the ride!
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BE SELFISH BITCH!

11/19/2021
PUT YOU FIRST! In life we tend to put ourselves on the back burner because helping others is seen to be the right thing to do. The years go by, you get older and suddenly you lose yourself. You have all this pent up baggage waiting to be address but you just "don't have the time" to deal with it all. Kick your feet up and grab a coffee as we dive into why being selfish is beneficial to our growth in all aspects of our lives!
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KEEPING UP WITH THE CONFIDENCE

11/5/2021
As our comeback episode for this week we bring to you updates!! Not only on how life is going in this stage of life but how we apply the confidence we preach in past episodes to our current situations. Anywhere from the work place or, our favorite, being drunk at a social event. Grab some hot cocoa tap into our life updates from a very hectic but eventful week