Merry Cryptmas guys and ghouls! It’s the 3rd annual AYSOTS Scaremas! As Russia invades the United States, the members of the Scary Storytellers Society pass the time by telling each other spooky Christmas stories about spiders, time travelers, and clip shows. Special Guest: Santa Claus and his tactical reindeer assault unit. www.aysots.com facebook.com/areyouscaredofthesestories instagram: AYSOTS twitter: @aysots
The Scary Storytellers face the wrath of Zatarains Baby Kane, an inter-dimensional creature that will do whatever it takes to turn one of the scary storytellers into a dark crystal. To fight Zatarains, one member of the scary storytellers society reluctantly enlists the help of a time-traveling vaudevillian that's summoned by a Casio keyboard. www.aysots.com Twitter: @aysots instagram: aysots firstname.lastname@example.org
The Scary Storytellers try to win the grand prize on America's Funniest Home Videos only to discover that Bob Saget uses AFV as a front for his snuff video ring involving Hollywood's 90's sitcom dad elite. www.aysots.com Twitter: @aysots instagram: aysots soundcloud.com/areyouscaredofthesestories
The Scary Storytellers hear a terrifying story about a mad man named Dr. Jeff Blaze who is so obsessed with burning people alive that he's turned his house into a fucking oven. aysots.com twitter: @aysots instagram: AYSOTS
Calculator salesman Mark Mallowcup is turned into a cyborg by Japanese physicist Michio Kaku before teleporting through time and space to the soon-to-be Lost Colony of Roanoke in the year 1588 AD. The only thing standing between the Colony of Roanoke and the army of sentient, blood-thirsty Gatorade Machines hell-bent on its destruction, is a half man, half calculator with a score to settle.
For the most heinous of prank phone call offenses, criminals against the American way of life who commit these phone related acts of terror are sent to a black site used by the F.C.C.'s Special Anti-Prank Phone Call Enforcement Squad (S.A.P.P.C.E.S.) located beneath sunny Guantanamo Bay, Cuba where officers acting on behalf of the United States government enact brutal corporal and psychological punishment. The Scary Storytellers prank a fellow member who turns them into S.A.P.P.C.E.S. and...
Joan Osborne's immortal classic "What if God Was One of Us?" was probably written about a homeless man named Roofus who loves to eat beans, party with malt liquor and crap his pants. Unfortunately for the members of the scary storytellers society, the almighty Roofus has staked claim to their campfire spot and will fight off anybody who tries to "blow up his spot" with his trusty cursed knife.
The Scary Storytellers quickly learn the true power of Surge after being sucked into an action-packed episode of a show that's sponsored by the fully loaded soda. Surge Rangers Theme performed by Johnny Dicarlo of Neverwake and Josh Revels of Chaos Killed
After one of the members of the Scary Storytellers loses half of his family in a horrible accident, he inherits a collection of Al Hitchcock films that inspire him to follow his dreams of being a filmmaker. He tells the guys the plot of his upcoming film, the story of Walter Pith...Perth a man who watches the world with eyes that pop out of his skull like the lady from Ripley's Believe It or Not!
Cross country calculator salesman, Mark Mallowcup, enters a world beyond natural, dare we say, supernatural. When Mark attempts to quench his thirst, he gets more than he bargains for and falls prey to a living, breathing Gatorade machine.