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Episode 12 : Chet and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Chet deals with customers, employees, family, and his own shortcomings as manager. Please support us on PATREON! Go to to get bonus episodes, early access to new episodes, Stickers, Wallpapers, Music and more! Follow us on social media!

Duration: 00:31:18

A Cold Christmas In Hell

It's Christmas Eve and Emily arrives in town with no money, no job and a terrible apartment. Will a christmas miracle solve all her problems? Maybe she'll be visited by jolly old St. Nick! It's another holiday flashback episode and this one has special guests! Rob and Slim from The Rob and Slim Show are here as KHEL Drivetime DJs. You can find them at Robert Chauncey, creator of The Tunnels Podcast, guest voices...

Duration: 00:21:35

Holiday Schedule Announcement

Attention HellMart Shoppers! Thoreau here! This is just a quick update on our schedule for the holidays and the remainder of season 1. Our Christmas special is coming Monday, December 18th, and will be the only episode released in December, and our last episode of 2017. That does not include patreon bonus mini episodes. Or patrons will continue to get bonus Episodes through December! As for regular episodes, our next release, Episode 12, is coming January 8th, and we will then resume our...

Duration: 00:00:51

Epsode 11: Chicken Little Big Man

Daniel uncovers a nefarious scheme at the chicken farm, but is it too late for him to escape? We are entirely listener supported. Help support us and get great bonus content at follow us on twitter @thehellomart like us on facebook at

Duration: 00:25:06

Episode 10: All The Unborn Chicken Voices In My Head

Daniel struggles to make friends at his new job. Plus more chickens. We are listener supported! visit our patreon for tons of great bonus content! follow us on twitter @thehellomart like us on facebook at

Duration: 00:26:54

Chet's (Mini) Halloween Spooktacular! 3

Chet must face the Pumpkin Kng one last time...alone! Visit our patreon to see all the great bonus content available to you now! Follow us on twitter @thehellomart Like us on facebook at

Duration: 00:04:39

Jimmy and Chets (Mini) Halloween Spooktacular 2

Guess who's back! Jimmy and Chet face the Pumpkin King again. Will it be a grim battle to the death? Probably not. Go to our Patreon to get extra episodes and tons of great perks and merchandise! Follow us on twitter @thehellomart Like us on

Duration: 00:05:53

Jimmy and Chet's Halloween Spooktacular!

It's 2005 and Halloween brings a visitor and a new employee. With special guest star Rhiannon McAfee! We are Listener supported! Visit You too can get bonus episodes, early acces to new episodes and so much more! Attention HellMart Shoppers is part of the Fatecrafters Network. Visit for more info. If you like our show, check out Lake Clarity.

Duration: 00:12:05

Big News!

Big News, Everyone! We are launching our PATREON! I love making this show. It's a true passion of mine, and I'd like to make as much of it as I can! That's where you come in! What do you get out of becoming a Patron? BONUS EPISODESMERCHANDISEMUSICHD WallpapersScriptsMORE Plus we have goals! Would you like a full series spin-off of the show? Would you like to get the show in your ears weekly and hear all new shows? Well, you can help make all of that happenby contributing at...

Duration: 00:02:37

Episode 9: Mommy's Little Monster

The gang is interviewed about the goings on at the store. Jimmy has a choice to make and Emily prepares for the joys of motherhood. Stay tuned, our PATREON launches in ONE WEEK! Keep up to date by following us on twitter @thehellomart Like us on Attention HellMart Shoppers! is part of the Fatecrafters Network, as is Atheist Apocalypse. You can find Atheist Apocalypse at or wherever you listen to podcasts. ind...

Duration: 00:34:53

Episode 8: Dante's Disco Inferno - Part II

Zombie Dance Party! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on twitter! Go to Attention Hellmart Shoppers! is a part of the Fatecrafters Network. We reccomend other high quality and entertaining Fatecrafters shows such as The Tunnels!

Duration: 00:27:03

Episode 7: Dante's Disco Inferno - Part I

It's Sample Day! The store is extra busy, Emily deals with a delicate situation and it's a party in electronics! Please leave us an itunes review! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter! Visit our website at Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a proud member of the Fatecrafters Podcast Network.

Duration: 00:25:38

Episode 6: Love Will Tear Us Apart : Part !!

Jake feels like Chicken Tonight. Everyone else wants to get some Armando Ferrari and no one seems especially worried about the interdimensional pirate attack. Review us on iTunes, follow us on twitter, like us on facebook!

Duration: 00:28:13

Episode 5: Love Will Tear Us Apart - Part I

The guys meet Valerie's fiance, who may not be entirely on the up and up and Chet bakes some cookies. Evil Cookies. Review us on itunes! Follow us on Twitter! Like us on Facebook!

Duration: 00:23:50

Episode 4: The Phantom Shoplifter - Part II

The gang searches for the Phantom Shoplifter's hoard and have an unexpected meeting in the basement while Jimmy and Ruth deal with the murderous Leprechaun. Please consider leaving us an iTunes review, following us on twitter @thehellomart or liking us on facebook.

Duration: 00:25:31

Episode 3: The Phantom Shoplifter - Part I

Daniel and Emily are hungover after a night out and a customer is looking for a toy. Also there's a thing with a leprechaun. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @thehellomart and review us on iTunes!

Duration: 00:29:59

Episode 2: Chekov's Shoelaces - Part II

Daniel has an unfortunate phone conversation and spills a little blood. He may or may not find those shoelaces. Please leave us a review on iTunes and follow us on twitter @thehellomart

Duration: 00:23:30

Episode 1: Chekov's Shoelaces - Part I

Daniel Richmond was living the good life in the elite world of New York finance when he took the fall for his firm's dirty dealings. Now he's out of jail on work release and he has to figure out how to make it at HelloMart, a big box store in the middle of nowhere, unfortunately built on top of the buried gates of hell. After alienating his fellow employees, his boss, and possibly a serial killer he's still not sure what's worse; The supernatural threats or the customers. Please consider...

Duration: 00:32:22

Season 1 Trailer

Daniel Richmond was living the high life in Manhattan when he was convicted of a few dozen counts of securities fraud and some light treason, but he served his time. In fact he's out of prison early and enrolled in a work release program. What he didn't count on was being forced to work at HelloMart, a big box super store in the middle of nowhere that was constructed on top of the buried gates of hell. Now he's just trying to survive, and he's not sure what's worse; the demonic forces of...

Duration: 00:03:16


Join the adventures of the staff of HelloMart, a big box super store, unfortunately situated above the gates of hell. These retail wage slaves battle the forces of evil while bringing you the best in minimum wage customer service.

Duration: 00:00:26