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Jim & A.Ron watch movies and review them. We like gonzo action flicks, dark comedies and character-based dramas. It's a lot of that.

Jim & A.Ron watch movies and review them. We like gonzo action flicks, dark comedies and character-based dramas. It's a lot of that.
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United States

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Jim & A.Ron watch movies and review them. We like gonzo action flicks, dark comedies and character-based dramas. It's a lot of that.

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@baldmove

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English


Episodes

The Foreigner (2017)

10/12/2017
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A.Ron and Jim saw Jackie Chan's return to action form in The Foreigner, a Taken-esque revenge film where a grieving father takes it upon himself to avenge the death of his beloved daughter at the hands of IRA bombers. It's great looking, featuring great performances from both Chan and Brosnan, and Jackie hasn't lost more than a step or two when it comes to the action, fearlessly throwing his 63 year old body all over the screen. What he might have lost in athleticism he makes up for in a...

Duration: 00:15:45


Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

10/5/2017
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Jim and A.Ron went to see Bladerunner 2049 tonight, what did they think? A.Ron thinks it's amazing, absorbing, and needs multiple viewings to unravel all of it's mysteries, while Jim thinks the same but wishes they'd cut about 20 minutes of Gosling walking down sidewalks and starring off into the distance. And that's probably fair, but then again a somewhat stately, almost glacial pace is kind of a Bladerunner hallmark, no? Enjoy our spoiler free review, and discussion of upcoming movies for...

Duration: 00:11:56


Batman Begins (2005)

10/2/2017
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Special thanks to Ethan and Allison for commissioning Batman Begins, the first in the Nolanverse Batman trilogy (you can see our podcast on Batman: The Dark Knight here). This is a fantastic comic book movie that also happens to be a fantastic film in it's own right. We love the fusion of gritty realism with the strong emotional core and exploration of Bruce Wayne and his struggle to walk the narrow path between justice and vengeance. Excellent casting, excellent performances, and while...

Duration: 01:20:38


American Made (2017)

9/28/2017
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Jim and A.Ron have seen the latest Tom Cruise vehicle, American Made, and it's pretty good! If you haven't seen the past three seasons of Narcos or a "hey, it's fun to watch charming people do really bad things until the third act when it all falls apart" kind of movie you might call it a great film. But we're about weary of the concept and wary of the "based on a true story" nature of the film. But it's pretty good. And Jesse Plemmons reprises his role as "Fat Damon" from Fargo Season 2...

Duration: 00:16:12


IT (2017)

9/28/2017
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A.Ron and Cecily file a belated report on the smash hit horror movie based on the best selling Stephen King novel of the same name, "IT". Please enjoy our spoiler free review, but if you want our spoiler filled complete analysis of the film, you'll have to be a Club Bald Move member!

Duration: 00:08:28


Reservoir Dogs (1992)

9/25/2017
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Special thanks to Steven Sprague, celts77, Laura Hamilton, ztziemke, and Don C for commissioning this podcast, on the 1992 Quintin Tarantino crime drama, Reservoir Dogs. We discuss the writing, the performances, our opinions on the true meaning of Madonna's "Like a Virgin", the insights QT has on crime and society, and debate it's place in the Tarantino pantheon. Thanks again to all of our commissioners, we couldn't do it without you!

Duration: 01:03:02


Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)

9/21/2017
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Jim and A.Ron saw Kingsman: The Golden Circle tonight, and pronounce it stupid, but fun. Maybe ever so slightly less stupid than the first one, but also maybe not reaching quite the dizzying heights of crazy either. But everyone in the movie looked like they were in on the joke and having the time of their lives, which helps tremendously. Everyone looks like a million bucks, the stunts are awesome and entertaining, and there are great cameos and dare we say smart payoffs to stupid jokes...

Duration: 00:16:18


Mother! (2017)

9/14/2017
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Jim and A.Ron have seen Darren Aronofsky's newest film, Mother!, and A.Ron hates it while Jim isn't sure. But it's rated 78% on Rotten Tomatoes, so don't let us put you off it. It's a piece of art, and it makes you feel things, that's for sure. Oh, by the way, if it hasn't been clear, me -- that is to say, A.Ron -- is the guy who writes all of these little stub articles that no one reads and I'm still kind of angry and raw that I sat through this film, so I'm going to see myself out. Enjoy...

Duration: 00:17:26


The Dark Tower (2017)

8/3/2017
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We have seen The Dark Tower, being the latest attempt to adapt the works of Stephen King to the big screen. How did it fair? Well... Neither of us have read the novel series that the movie is based on, which seemed to be a plus, because I think we liked it more than most, certainly more than die hard Tower fans. Idris Elba is very, very good, and looks the business as the Gunslinger, and has excellent chemistry with the young boy who holds the fate of multiple worlds in his hands, while...

Duration: 00:19:12


Atomic Blonde (2017)

7/27/2017
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We saw the new action spy thriller Atomic Blonde tonight, starring Charlize Theron and James McAvoy. We give universal praise to the action and the stars for delivering great performances and believable stunt work. The visual flair of the movie is incredible too. But, we're just not sure about the plot. We might be having a slow night, but we're not sure everyone's motivations and spy stuff work out. And, I'm at least a little bummed that this movie was more gritty and introspective and...

Duration: 00:19:10


Dunkirk (2017)

7/20/2017
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We've seen Christopher Nolan's new film, the war epic Dunkirk, and found it hard to immediately react to. It's a very visceral, claustrophobic, unflinching, and moving film, epic in scale, but equally effective in zooming in to focus on a small number of actual human beings to focus on and care about. It offers views of the best and worst of humanity, and constantly dares you to both judge and empathize with the men dealing death and narrowly avoiding it. Another fantastic film from Nolan.

Duration: 00:15:56


Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)

7/13/2017
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Special thanks to our twin commissioners, Steven S. and Mozbeet for commissioning one of my very favorite films, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, directed by Peter Weir and based on the Patrick O'Brian series that is my very favorite books of all time. Thank god Jim thinks it's awesome too, or there might have been bloodshed. We discuss the film's historicity and verisimilitude, the unique relationship between Captain Jack and Doctor Maturin, life aboard an 19th century Man...

Duration: 01:34:11


Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

7/6/2017
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Hello, true believers! We have seen Spider-Man: Homecoming, and we pronounce it good. Really, really good. It's kind of amazing how Marvel seems incapable of making anything less than a top level comic book film, and do enough with casting, set piece design, and slight tweaks to their formula to have even cynics like Jim wanting more. Like I said, it's amazing. Spectacular, even. We talk briefly about the greatness of the film in a non-spoiler way, talk a bit about upcoming films, and then...

Duration: 00:24:16


Baby Driver (2017)

6/27/2017
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Jim and I got to see Edgar Wright's newest action/comedy/musical, Baby Driver. And it's glorious. Jim calls it the most entertaining movie of the year. High praise. I was blown away by the nerdy charm and magnetism of Ansel Elgort as the titular Baby. Seriously, he's the perfect young Harrison Ford. I can't believe they apparently cast someone who can't act in the upcoming Han Solo movie, but what are you going to do? See this movie, and imagine if Ansel were cast instead of some...

Duration: 00:18:26


Shutter Island (2010)

6/15/2017
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For this week's commissioned podcast, we got to watch one of the many great collaborations between Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio, the 2010 psychological thriller, Shutter Island. While neither of us think this movie cracks the top 5 of either gentlemen's work, it is an effective film with a pretty good twist, and features a solid Leo performance that drifts into "great" territory later in the film, and has great supporting performances in Ben Kingsley, Mark Ruffalo, Max von Sydow,...

Duration: 00:46:24


The Mummy (2017)

6/8/2017
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Jim and A.Ron checked out the summer action/horror/Tom Cruise vehicle, The Mummy. A.Ron thinks it's dumb, but fun, and draws comparisons to Stargate, American Werewolf in London, Hellboy, and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Jim thinks it has the kind of fun, swashbuckling, scoundrel flavor found in the Uncharted video game series. So is it a successful start to Universal's ambitious interconnected monster saga, Dark Universe? We'll have to see how much money it makes. Please enjoy our...

Duration: 00:13:55


The Fugitive (1993)

6/5/2017
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Special thanks to DrKen (previous commissioner of The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance) for commissioning this great thriller from the 90's, The Fugitive, starring Harrison Ford as brilliant doctor wrongfully accused of the murder of his wife evading the dogged pursuit of Tommy Lee Jones as U.S. Marshal. This is one of the tightest films you'll ever see, effortlessly moving from one set piece to another, drawing strength and vitality from the charisma and presence of it's two brightest stars,...

Duration: 00:57:10


Wonder Woman (2017)

6/1/2017
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Hey everybody! DC has made a good post-Nolan superhero movie! Wonder Woman isn't perfect by any stretch of the imagination, but Patty Jenkins directs Gal Gadot as a powerful avenging war goddess striding across the battlefield, but instills the heroine with enough human-scaled heart to keep us emotionally engaged. The film looks and sounds great, and Chris Pine is very good as a gender-bent damsel in various distress. Please enjoy our spoiler-free review and discussion of upcoming movies,...

Duration: 00:12:18


American Gangster (2007)

5/28/2017
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Special thanks to our commissioner Josh "Anubus21" from Saxapahaw, NC. This time he has something special to celebrate, his marriage to sweetheart Jessica. Congratulations, you guys! Josh selected American Gangster, the 2007 Ridley Scott crime drama starring Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe. Jim and I have never seen it, but it immediately fit right besides other greats like Godfather, Goodfella, Casino, and Scarface in the pantheon of films about the criminal underworld. It's a great...

Duration: 01:00:25


Alien: Covenant (2017)

5/18/2017
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Jim and A.Ron have seen Alien: Covenant, and declare it to be gorgeous, ambitious, and filled to the brim lofty ideas, but that it's also really, really stupid. Which is a shame, since that's a flaw that mired it's predecessor, Prometheus. Ridley Scott still knows how to shoot a film, no doubt, but has he forgotten how to put smart, sharply defined characters in peril without them being the dumbest, pettiest humans alive?

Duration: 00:09:26

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