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Beauty and Da Beast Podcast

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United States

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Joey "Coco" Diaz, a veteren stand-up comic who has appeared in the movies "Spiderman 2", "Taxi" and "The Longest Yard" is paired perfectly with stand-up comic Felicia Michaels who has appeared on Showtime, MTV and Comedy Central. Diaz and Michaels supply laugh out loud black and blue comedy that will arouse young and old audiences alike. Get off the Xanax, stop popping Paxils and download this podcast - it will change your life!

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English


Episodes

You Gotta Listen To The Audience - Episode 113 w/ Ritch Shydner

11/9/2012
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Hooray! Comic extraordinaire Ritch Shydner joins us! Uncle Joey's Party Tip #1: Never do coke with a guy wearing a wig, C*cksuckas!!!

Kickin' It Old Skool - Episode 112 w/ Joey Diaz and Felicia Michaels

11/2/2012
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First off, our hearts go out to our east coast listeners! Second thing, thanks to all our listeners for nominating us for a podcast award! Thirdly - stop making fun of Carney workers, it's really starting to hurt Joey's feelings. www.podcastawards.com Voting is open!

Failure To Appear - Episode 108 w/ George Perez

10/8/2012
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George Perez stops by the studio to chat about the struggles and triumph of getting off parole.

Can A Player Get Some Conversation!?! Episode 104 w/ Bert Kreischer

9/6/2012
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Bert "The Machine" Kreischer stops by the studio and reminds of us the first rule of comedy - what ever works, WORKS!!!

You're In No Danger Here - Episode 103 W/ Maz Jobrani

8/30/2012
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Beware of the man selling the rug, and if he offers you a cup of tea - RUN! With special guest Maz Jobrani!!!

I Gotta Get Organized - Episode 100

7/30/2012
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Actor Steven Bauer joins us to discuss all things SCARFACE! It's our 100th episode BITCHES!!!

Quick As You Can, Snatch The Pebble From My Hand - Episode 99

7/23/2012
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MadFlavor: Close your eyes, what do you hear grasshopper? Lil' Esther: I hear a drunk in the corner, and the other comics in the back waiting to go on. MadFlavor: Do you hear your own hearbeat? Esther: No. MadFlavor: Do you hear the laughter which is at your feet? Esther: Madflavor, how is it that you hear these things? MadFlavor: Cuz' I've been doing it long enough C*CKSUCKER!!! Hooray! Comic and all around sweet girl, Lil' Esther joins us for a roundtable discussion about loving your...

I Gotta Be Me - Episode 98

7/16/2012
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Look I'll play a phone booth, if you promise to call. There's only one man we know of, who's appeared on the Tonight Show 60 times and was Sinatra's opening act for well over a decade. Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Tom Dreesen. Brought to you by Audible.com and BallCancerSucks.com

Now You Got Me All Fired UP! Episode 95

6/28/2012
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Comedian Josh Wolf from Chelsea Lately, waxes poetic with us over wounded stingrays, peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches, and thewoman who loved to take pictures of her one horny broken eye. Psst...sometimes life loves to take little Joey Diaz for a ride!

We Got This! Episode 94

6/25/2012
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Looking for words of wisdom? Uncle Joey says, "You have to spread those legs to get some dick!" Honestly, I have no idea who that woman is climbing the fence and screaming, "JOS ANTONIO, YOU DIDN'T MAKE YOUR BED THIS MORNING!" We're kicking it old school this week c*cksuckers!

Helmet Juice and Water - Episode 93

6/18/2012
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Bert "The Machine" Kreischer joins us as we chat about Lobster Fra Diovolo being the ultimate leg spreader, who has the aim of a poet, and why "Wow, I really don't care anymore..." is a way better feeling then falling in love.

It's Getting Heavy Duty Up In Here - Episode 92

6/11/2012
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What does Marcus Aurelius, ball-gags, Buddha and crabs have in common you ask? Duncan Mutha F*ckin Trussell!!!

Pillgrimage Episode 91

6/2/2012
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Not for nuthin, but those are my balls you're squeezing - not a blood pressure machine. Um, I'm going to lay down on the floor, wake me up one minute before I gotta hit the stage. We were more then friends, we were each other's insurance policy. With special guest Josh Adam Meyers.

Just Sit Tight And Keep Playing Lynyrd Skynyrd!!! Episode 90

5/27/2012
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This ain't no Jimmy Buffet concert cock sucka, we're leaving NOW! And other things people yell during the middle of a grift. With guitarest extraordinaire Gary Myrick, who illuminates for us the Austin music scene of the seventies.

That's Just How My Head Works - Episode 89

5/19/2012
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I mean honestly, how many times do I gotta ask a California Douche bag to stop kicking the back of my chair!?! C'mon, we want to see your real album collection, the one in the closet near the bottom of the pile. With special guest Law and Order writer, producer and stand up comic Mick Betancourt. Last but not least, all the fun little places you can spritz a little Hai Karate in a pinch.

I Like The Way The Scene Is Playing - Episode 88

5/12/2012
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Let's cut to the chase. When Richard Pryor says to you, "After you're done wiping, do you think you could drive yourself over to Columbia Studios to help me work on a script?" You put the crossword puzzle down, flush the toilet and haul ass into Hollywood. Writer, Director, Producer Rocco Urbisci drops by and chats about all things Pryor and Carlin. Oh, and by the way, it's milk milk lemonade TIME!!!

Forever In Your Debt - Episode 86

5/1/2012
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Screw it! We ain't gonna make thirty.. You mean I dug the grave for nothing!?! It's true, in some circles the man who eats the hole turns to the pole. And yes, a bleeding ulcer can help a fella out during a bank heist. We are joined by Salvatore Polisi, former mobster and witness for the prosecution that imprisoned John Gotti, stops by the studio and chit-chats about infamous mobsters, and how he eventually opted out of the witness protection program. Brought to you by Tainted Vision Arts

Duration: 01:35:26


Off And Running - Like A Doctor! Episode 85

4/21/2012
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Hey, you got fifty and I can get forty, let's go partners on a package! Things to do with a gas mask when you're bored. Going to Houston? You better take some vitamins and start doing some push-ups now. What can we tell you, the Devil likes to eat out... With very special guest Felipe Esparza!

Duration: 01:01:32


Let's Do This! - Episode 84

4/14/2012
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Psst... You need some drugs, or a couple of easy women? No thanks, but do you know where I can get a good sandwhich? Look, I know you're trying to teach me about artistic truth and emotional recall, but it's starting to feel like you're clowning me. Hey, If you're going to shake me down, at least be a man and bring a gun. Red lights never counted, when Uncle Joey needed a package! With very special guest, actor Emilio Rivera from Sons of Anarchy.

Duration: 01:19:52


I Won't Even Pace Myself - Episode 83

4/7/2012
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Sometimes, linguine and clam sauce can save the day. Don't worry, your father's going to be allright...And other mumblings from a stone cold killer. Hooray! Sinatra just called and heard you had a problem. Look, here's all the juice you paid, but don't get me wrong - I gotta keep the principle. If all else fails, jab to the face, drop your right hand to the body, and bring your left hook up to the chin. This week's guest is former World Boxing Federation Super Cruiserweight Champion - Vinnie...

Duration: 01:07:12

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