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Blah Wars #36: Poster Controversy

This edition of Blah Wars is not sponored by Harry’s Razors. On the show this week, we’re talking about those controversial Han Solo posters and we discussing more deleted scenes from The Last Jedi. If you’re working on one of the upcoming Star Wars movies and would like to speak to us about your experiences… get in touch with the show:


Blah Wars #35: The Silence Of The Porgs

This week’s episode was recorded at the Baltimore State Hopsital for the Criminally Insane, where John is being incarcerated, under the care of Dr Chilton. On the show this week John gives you the low-down on the Last Jedi novel (available to buy now) and we discuss Mark Hamill finally recieving his star on the Hollywood Boulevard walk of fame. Also on the show this week, the toothpaste story, the brie story, how to make a chicken bomb and unmissable events going on this month.


Blah Wars #34: The Last Jedi: Deleted Scenes (Corrected)

This week, snow covered the UK and spoiled all of our well laid plans to bring you Star Wars: Secrets of the Empire. Meanwhile, we discuss the Last Jedi’s deleted scenes, talk about the forthcoming Last Jedi novel and how the latest episode of Rebels has changed everything. Also on this episode…. cannibalism, weather, stock markets, seafood and why The Star Wars Show is absolutely awful.


Blah Wars #33: Colin Cantwell has got stuff he wants to flog ya

Jude’s returned to his childhood home where he’s recording this week’s episode. His Dad pops by and gives us a go on his Chewbacca impression. We’re both psych’d for Virtual Reality star wars, but first we’ve got a show to make. Big talking points this week are concept designer Colin Cantwell and a round up of the latest Episode 9 news, along with the usual off topic banter. Lock the kids in the car, put down your tools, pop the kettle on and have a listen to this!


Blah Wars #32: George Lucas Strikes Back

Following on from last week’s show, Jude gives his thoughts on the Solo trailer and TV spot. George Lucas has supposedly guest-directed a scene which takes place aboard the Millenium Falcon, listen to our recreation of how that went down. We also discuss the news that Lucas is returning to helm the upcoming Obi Wan Kenobi spin off film - and hope these rumours aren’t true! Star Wars: The Last Jedi has been nominated for four academy awards at this years Oscars, but does it really stand a...


Blah Wars #31: Solo Trailer Reaction

The first footage from the long-awaited Solo film has dropped. On Sunday, Lucasfilm released a 45 second TV spot, followed by a 90 second teaser trailer the following day. John and Raj deconstruct the trailers and examine photos from the upcoming spin off, published in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly. We also discuss the news that Game of Thrones producers David Benioff and DB Weiss have been commissioned to produce another trilogy of Star Wars films and the implications of what...


Blah Wars #30: Revenge Of The Jedi: First Draft

Continuing in the same spirit as our last episode, we read aloud the first draft of Revenge Of The Jedi, as it was originally titled. Next Week: Our reaction to the ‘Solo’ trailer.


Blah Wars #29: The Empire Strikes Back: Early Drafts

In 1978 George Lucas hired legendary screenwriter Leigh Brackett (Rio Bravo, The Long Goodbye, El Dorado) to proudce the screenplay for his Star Wars sequel: The Empire Strikes Back. George wasn’t happy with her treatment and rewrote the script himself before eventually hiring Lawrence Kasdan to help finish the screenplay. In this special episode of Blah Wars, John and Jude read through a summary of the first and second drafts of the Empire script and discover some funny parallels between...


Commentary Series: Rogue One

For our the next installment in our commentary series, we’re watching Rogue One: A Star Wars Story and for this episode, John and Jude are joined by ‘Little’ Raj Rajendran. As far as spin offs go, we’re all pretty agreed on this film being much better than anyone anticipated, despite being troubled with last-minute rewrites and reshoots. We’d all love to know a little bit more about the film we never got; Gareth Edwards’ original cut. Sadly, we don’t think they’ll ever let us see it…


Commentary Series: Revenge Of The Sith

It’s time for the third and final prequel. Revenge of the Sith is genuinely considered to be the best of the prequel trilogy, but is it? John and Jude resume take their seats for episode 3.


Blah Wars #28: Secrets Of The Empire

A jam-packed show for you this week and we’ve got loads to tell you! First of all, our Blah Wars T-Shirts are on sale now - there were only 25 printed and there aren’t many left. Get in touch if you’d like to buy one because once they’re gone, they’re gone! John’s got some amazing Rogue One trivia, which will blow your minds - he’s also getting rid of his Star Wars collection, find out why! Jude’s got stories regarding socks, traffic jams and rude drawings. John talks about the true...


Blah Wars #27: That Poster…

Alledged poster artwork for the upcoming Han Solo spin-off movie has been leaked online. Lucasfilm were quick to label it fake, but should we take their word for it? In other news, Jude has finally seen The Last Jedi for a second time, but has he changed his mind on the film? And we also read out your responses to the new movie.


Blah Wars #26: Christmas Special 2017

It’s our first ‘festive spesh’. John and Jude exchange and unwrap presents live on air, then discuss their Christmas routines and its relationship to Star Wars.


Blah Wars #25: The Last Jedi - The Morning After

24 hours since they watched The Last Jedi, John and Jude reunite to share their thoughts on the film, after sleeping on it. Jude isn’t a happy bunny. Can John bring him back from the dark side? This is a much more considered reflection on the film, probably a better analysis than our immediate reaction released on the day. Join us on Christmas Day for our Blah Wars Christmas Special in which we will be exchanging gifts and getting all festive.


Blah Wars #24: The Last Jedi Review - Immediate Reaction

We’ve JUST watched The Last Jedi. Hear our immediate reaction! The first 10 minutes of this episode are spoiler free. After that, we go into great detail about the plot, twists, characters, surprises - everything.


Blah Wars #23: The Last Jedi Pre-Release Hype

The Last Jedi hits cinemas on Thursday, get in the spirit by joining us for this episode of speculation and predictions for the new movie. No spoilers here, as far as we know. John and Jude discuss what they’d like to see from the new movie and what they think might happen. Will their predictions come true?


Commentary Series: The Force Awakens

You’re probably wondering where Episode 3: Revenge Of The Sith got to in our commentary series? Well, the truth is we’ve had temporarily skip the final prequel and thought it would be wiser to bring you a Force Awakens Commentary, ahead of The Last Jedi’s impending release date. (We will try to bring you Episode 3 early in the new year). So, this is the first time John and Jude have watched The Force Awakens together and we’re both pretty fond of this installment. Next week we’re watching...


Commentary Series: Attack Of The Clones

John and Jude bring you another of our much-loved and highly anticipated audio commentaries - This time we are watching Episode 2: Attack of the Clones. Personally, we feel this is the weakest film in the franchise, thanks largely to its over-reliance on CGI, wooden acting and half-baked plot. Sitting through this episode was a struggle, but we have a laugh along the way.


Blah Wars #18: For Hutt’s Sake!!

Excitement is mouinting for The Last Jedi - only 49 days to go (50 if you’re american). Yesterday, we got wind of some snippets of dialogue from the new movie and deliberate over them slightly. We discuss the new behind the scenes reel and how lapse security regarding plot leaks was in the innocent days of the prequel era. John has an interesting bit of trivia concerning Ralph McQuarries relationship with the Star Trek universe and before the episode ends John makes a controversial...


Blah Wars #17: Solo

The formerly untitled Han Solo spin off movie has a title and its not that impressive. After the big new intro, John and Jude discuss the upcoming movie at length and read out listener responses. John also quizzes Jude in the style of Vogue’s Daisey Ridley interview.


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