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Carl and Mike

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What's this podcast all about? Well everything important. And nothing in particular. In between all that, we solve world problems. Micromanage each other's personal lives. Tell stories. Riff on social and cultural happenings. Predict the future. Mock ignorance wherever we find it. And generally rant, rave and question the things you're not supposed to talk about in "polite circles," especially politics, sex, and religion.

What's this podcast all about? Well everything important. And nothing in particular. In between all that, we solve world problems. Micromanage each other's personal lives. Tell stories. Riff on social and cultural happenings. Predict the future. Mock ignorance wherever we find it. And generally rant, rave and question the things you're not supposed to talk about in "polite circles," especially politics, sex, and religion.
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Dallas, TX

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What's this podcast all about? Well everything important. And nothing in particular. In between all that, we solve world problems. Micromanage each other's personal lives. Tell stories. Riff on social and cultural happenings. Predict the future. Mock ignorance wherever we find it. And generally rant, rave and question the things you're not supposed to talk about in "polite circles," especially politics, sex, and religion.

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@carlandmike

Language:

English


Episodes

C&M100: The Last Episode

1/29/2017
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On Trump's Inauguration Day, Carl and Mike record their 100th episode and decide to end their podcast show. They conclude with a discussion on standing up to Trump, fighting Starbucks, and final thoughts about politics, sex, and religion and podcasting.

Duration: 00:42:28


C&M99: Dancing Monkeys

1/9/2017
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In Dancing Monkey’s Carl worries about the fate of America, Mike shares a story about one man’s stand against his band. And they both debate whether progressives should meet with Trump or shun him. It’s fear and loathing as we face the upcoming Trump presidency.

Duration: 00:33:21


C&M97: Suck Ups

12/12/2016
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In Suck Ups, Carl and Mike lament the CEO and political ups heading to Trump tower feeding the ego of the narcissist-in-chief and master manipulator. Plus, conversations on the state of American jobs in 2016, the death of truth, and Standing Rock as the battleground for the first civil war? It’s the beginning of the end for Carl and Mike.

Duration: 00:27:06


C&M96: Gold Linings?

11/29/2016
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In Gold Linings, Carl and Mike vainly search for the positive possibilities under President Trump. Are they delusional? Is searching for Trump’s gold linings just another stage of grief? Plus personality politics, Trump’s promises, Hillbilly Elegy and stepping into the ultimate reality show. Leave your rose colored glasses at the door; it's time for Carl and Mike!

Duration: 00:28:57


C&M95: Sex Robots

11/21/2016
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Taking a break from politics, in Sex Robots, Carl and Mike wade into a deep dive discussion on the coming wave of sex robots and all the possibilities they could offer. It's a circle jerk of thought leadership! Leave your cranky horniness at the door; it's time for Carl and Mike!

Duration: 00:25:03


C&M94: ShitStorm

11/8/2016
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In Shitstorm, Carl and Mike slog through the final days of the election, commenting on the recent FBI actions, the divide in the country and life after the election.

Duration: 00:11:38


C&M93: Trump Wins?

11/7/2016
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With the election upon us, Carl and Mike have a little fun wondering about life after Trump wins. If this short segment doesn't get you out to vote to stop the madness nothing will! Leave your hopes and dreams at the door, it's time for Carl and Mike.

Duration: 00:11:52


C&M92: I Don't Get It

10/30/2016
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In I Don’t Get It, Mike gets worn down by the Trump carny. Carl and Mike struggle to figure out the Trump appeal. Why do Evangelicals support Trump? What good is blowing up the U.S, system going to do? Plus, breaking down the perception of Hillary Clinton, calling out those who polish the Trump turd for their own gain and arguing for progress. All that and wanting new laws for becoming a President. Leave your broken dreams at the door, it’s time for Carl and Mike!

Duration: 00:35:45


C&M91: Swamp Thing

10/19/2016
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In Swamp Thing, Carl and Mike grapple with the unbelievable past two weeks in the swamp that is the Presidential Campaign of 2016. From Trump as Jesus to his degrading of the Republic, to his progression from narcissist to sexual predator and where Trump and his swamp go after the election. Plus standing up to hate and a toast to Bob Dylan. Leave your political sanity at the door, it’s time for Carl and Mike!

Duration: 00:38:45


C&M90: Bashit Crazy

9/20/2016
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In Batshit Crazy, Carl and Mike review the batshit performance of Trump in the mini-debate, dissect how Trump evades answering questions, and talk about Mark Cuban’s take on Trump. Plus more on the system being rigged, Trump and the media and the decline of Fox News. All that and the joy of robot sex too. Leave your high-faluten intellect at the door; it’s time for Carl and Mike

Duration: 00:38:34


C&M89: Dance Not Journey

9/13/2016
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In Dance Not Journey, Carl and Mike contemplate the dance of life, America’s strength, and the possibilities of Virtual Reality to rewire our brains. Plus, conversations on the death of the GOP brand, America’s gun underbelly and the ethics of pizza. All that and roller coasters too! Leave your risk manager at the door, it’s time for Carl and Mike.

Duration: 00:33:34


C&M88: System is Rigged?

9/6/2016
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In the System is Rigged, Carl and Mike talk about how Trump’s the system is rigged declarations could be a winning strategy. Plus Triumph the Insult Comic Dog focus groups Trump supporters. University of Texas’s Cocks not Glock's protest. Mike’s conversation with a cop at the scene of the recent Dallas cop shooting. And the crisis developing in Healthcare. Leave your false impressions at the door, it’s time for Carl and Mike.

Duration: 00:34:06


C&M87: Laugh or Scream

8/24/2016
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In Laugh or Scream, Carl and Mike are aghast at Donald Trump's latest antics. And we’ve still got a long way to go. Carl outlines his nightmare "how Trump can still win" scenario, Mike worries about how Trump true believers will deal with him losing. Plus the Fox News scandal, trying to top Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus and a requiem for our failed Kickstarter Campaign. All that and more as we try to hang on to our sanity till the end of the most bizarre election in our lifetime!

Duration: 00:36:55


C&M86: Country Over Party

8/12/2016
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In Country Over Party, Carl and Mike agree that the recent actions and words of Donald Trump make him unfit to hold office. They talk about the need for people to stand up and put country over party. Why it's important that Trump loses and loses big. Plus fear trumps freedom, scoundrels and sociopaths and a plea to remember we’re on the same team. Leave your dashed hopes and dreams at the door, it’s time for Carl and Mike.

Duration: 00:35:28


C&M85: Make Me Great Again

7/27/2016
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In Make Me Great Again, Carl and Mike share their thoughts following the GOP convention. Conversations include the implications of a Trump win; the coming after the election funk in store for half the country. Hillary as a caricature and Trump as a sociopath. The power of campaign slogans and why everything with the Donald is white. It’s post-GOP convention analysis as only Carl and Mike can deliver. Learn your false impressions at the door; it’s time for Carl and Mike!

Duration: 00:35:35


C&M84: Certifably, Trump

7/19/2016
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In an attempt to save America from itself and avoid electing our first Dictator and Narcissist in Chief, Carl and Mike announce a Kickstarter Campaign to launch Certifiably, Trump: theDonald Trading Cards. Featuring 12 Trump quotes that match up to the official 12 criteria for Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Plus 4 bonus cards that further reveal his character. All in ready to share packs or trading cards to give to family, friends and low information voters who might find themselves...

Duration: 00:29:55


C&M83: SnARK

7/13/2016
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In SnARK, Carl and Mike can’t help themselves as they mock the life-size Noah’s Ark theme park that recently opened in Kentucky. It all leads to a “blasphemous” conversation on hell, Satan, and faulty religious interpretations. But who is really the blasphemous one? All that plus, black lives don’t seem to matter, laboratories of democracy a gaggle of women and the waterslide to hell. Leave your blind obedience at the door; it’s time for Carl and Mike!

Duration: 00:31:24


C&M82: Slippery Slope

6/29/2016
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In Slippery Slope Carl and Mike get all up in arms about the current gun laws and the mindset behind their defense. Plus look at how the NRA’s “don’t-give-an-inch approach could backfire on them. But before opening that can of worms, Carl and Mike talk about weight loss, food labeling, and clinical studies. Leave your false impressions at the door, it’s time for Carl and Mike!

Duration: 00:30:19


C&M81: New Thought, Scary Thoughts

6/22/2016
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In New Thought, Scary Thoughts Carl and Mike traverse from Emerson and the New Thought Movement to the scary thoughts of fear, ISIS, and the general election. In between they talk about how to think, thinking for yourself, and the pace of societal change. Leave your blind obedience at the door, it’s time for Carl and Mike!

Duration: 00:27:29


C&M80: Who's "Couping" Who

6/15/2016
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In Who’s “Couping” Who? Carl and Mike share theories concerns and disdain about Trump as we enter the general election, including whether Trump will even stay in the race to the bitter end. Plus commentary about Ask a Porn Star, dwarf comedians, Scotland’s independence and politics as a sporting event. It’s a deep dive into the shallow waters of Trump and politics as we enter the general election! Bring your paranoid conspiracies to the door, it's time for Carl and Mike!

Duration: 00:35:41

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