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Cujo vs Cern

Cern went out for a jog and ended up fighting for his life against a German Shepard. Chip is already scared about Cern’s story. Chip is finishing up his cranberry sour beer and Cern has moved on to the Melon Gose from Anderson Valley Brewing Co. Cern gets two sentences into his story and Chip interrupts him, no surprise there. Cern goes jogging a few times a week. A few weeks ago he is our on a jog with his headphones on and a German Shepard jumps out from behind a car and starts...

Duration: 00:39:20

Golf Tourney Recap

It is that time of the year again, 360 videos, sour beers and Cern’s Companies Annual Golf Tournament. Chip, Cern, Stat Boy Dana and Joe teed off for some mid week golf. They might be getting nicer to each other, or are at least trying, but a good time is had by all. Chip and Cern are back on their sours kick this week, this time trying out the North Coast Brewing Co. Cranberry-Quince Berliner Weisse. A rose colored lighter sour is perfect for the end of summer. The gang was our the...

Duration: 00:46:37

The Mad Pooper

Colorado is having an issues with a runner that won’t stop pooping in front of a family’s home. This female runner has been pooping in one family’s yard for a week straight. Chip and Cern are perplexed by this. As a runner, Chip says he will give her one pass on pooping in public, it is going to happen. If this happened to Chip he would take a week off work and sit out front of his house and when the runner comes by then attack, water balloon or whatever to dissuade the mad...

Duration: 00:32:21

Chip and Cern Get Handy

Out of the gate Chip and Cern would like to thank the fans! The Chip and Cern Show has surpassed 10,000 all-time downloads. A lot further than they ever thought from when they started up again less than two years ago. Cern is a homeowner, so his life is riddled with summer projects and a honey do list. Summer has ended, so commutes and school schedules are packed, but not the honey do list. Chip was texting Cern during NFL season kickoff about wanting to just sit back, relax, have...

Duration: 00:47:34

The Mattress Situation

Chip and Cern are back in 360 degrees! Check Facebook and Youtube for all the 360 video goodness. Cern notices that Chip has a mattress in the living room leaning up against the wall. Cern sleeps on a Cal King mattress and Chip starts going into his mattress story. Chip and his wife have long been looking to upgrade to a bigger mattress since the toddler and two dogs will sometimes join in the nighttime sleep routine. He was sold a mattress from a so called friend who pretty much...

Duration: 00:59:56

Chip the Good Samaritan

Chip starts the podcast out talking in 3rd person, maybe it is the Gose beers talking from Anderson Valley Brewing Company. Cern loves the G&T which is after the Gin & Tonic which was Cern’s stand by drink for many years. If you have a favorite sour beer send us a tweet at @chipandcernshow on Twitter. Chip, according to Cern, doesn’t toot his own horn a lot, but he says deep down in his core he is a good person. Chip and Cern always chat during the day like friends and lovers tend to...

Duration: 00:42:07

The Gang Golfs, minus Chip

New cool stuff at the Chip and Cern Show. We now are recording the podcasts in 360 degrees on the Samsung Gear 360. Chip’s dog Zoe is going ham and Chip is getting frustrated, but the AVBC Briney Melon Gose a sour beer. Chip played some fancy golf and is sharpening his skills in preparation for Cern’s company’s annual golf event. Now it is Cern's turn. He is taken under Joe's wing for a successful outing! A few Sunday’s ago Cern, Joe, Dana and Tony hit some golf. This was the same place...

Duration: 00:40:24

The Hits v6

Chip and Cern are on a break, so we are bringing you The Hits v6. They will be back to provide you new shows in no time, but The Hits are a great way to share and introduce the show to your friends. We wanted to give a big thanks to our wives, family and friends who are always there for support. The Hits v6 features clips from the following episodes: Galaxy Note 7 v iPhone 7 Golf Show Westworld How to navigate the holidays Black Friday Top music videos Rule Skirting Be...

Duration: 01:14:08

High School Boy Q&A

As most of the loyal listener’s know The Chip and Cern Show is the place to be. Young and old, ugly and beautiful, man, woman or otherwise Chip and Cern cater to all. Natalie, a 16-year-old super fan, and resident of Cern’s house have been begging nonstop to be a guest on the shop. Chip and Cern made her pay top dollar via Patreon to get the chance to jump on the 3rd mic. She came prepared with some questions about boys. It has been a while since Chip and Cern have been in high school, but...

Duration: 01:10:12

Fantasy Pick 'Em League Preview

Chip and Cern have given up on the SF Giants season and are ready to move onto football. If you remember last year there was a pick em league that was a lot of fun with all the Chip and Cern crew that you know and love. This year they are firing it up again and you are invited! Stat Boy Dana comes on to school Chip on some football knowledge, pick on Cern’s team the Rams and of course some Joe roasting. Chip broadcasts right out of the gate that Joe was invited several days in advance,...

Duration: 01:16:03

Chip Plays Fancy Golf

Chip gets invited to hit some fancy golf at a private members only country club. Chip and Cern don’t really golf that much, but when they do they love to podcast about it. When golfing with Chip and Cern you can be sure to have a good time and there will be not too much taking seriously. Chip’s “other friends” type A triathletes invited him to the Bay Club to celebrate a new baby! Chip did some scouting on this golf course the day before because it was 5 minutes from his house. He did...

Duration: 00:59:53

Toothbrushing at Work, Bagel Mystery Man and Tupperware Crew

Chip and Cern, surprisingly, have regular day jobs and as many of the common folk experience frustrations, oddities and other things with their co-workers. If you like this you need to check out the Reply All episode where Chip and Cern have a solid vent session over some office silliness. Cern has a coffee nemesis at his office. Chip’s work has a shower where he will shower after a run on lunch or after riding his bike into work. In the bathroom he as noticed there is a full oral...

Duration: 00:46:00

DirectTV Ripping Cern Off, Comcast Getting Chip and #cockblisters

Chip and Cern bring regular guest Stat Boy Dana on board to chat about some DirectTV stuff that has Cern on the ropes. Chip shares his trick that he got to get out of the 2 year contract. The show starts off with Chip and Cern enjoying some sour beer. They have been on a big sour kick lately and are enjoying the Dark Swan from Lagunitas. Joe catches a roasting within the first 5 mins of the show. There are some scheduling conflicts that prevents Joe’s appearance on the podcast. His...

Duration: 01:24:17

Pokemon Go 1 Year Anniversary

Pokemon Go has been live and out for 1 year. Chip and Cern have been hunting those Pokemon for the entire year. Time for a recap and summary of the last year. Talking the new gym updates, special events and hunt for filling the Pokedex. Chip and Cern have lost some steam after the Gen 2 release. They have pretty much resulted to just spinning the first stop of the day to get the bonus and catching the first mon to get the catch bonus. At the end of June Pokemon Go updated the gyms,...

Duration: 00:48:32

2017 MLB All-Star Game

The 2017 MLB All-Star Game and all the surround festivities have came and went. Chip and Cern share their thoughts on the game, Home Run Derby, line-ups, Cern and Tony’s All-Star Game experience in 2007 and more. There is also a really solid Brady Anderson tangent. The show opens with Chip and Cern talking about how they don’t do any show prep, which everyone knows already. In 2007, Tony and Cern took a week off work for the 2007 All-Star Game at AT&T Park. They stayed the entire week...

Duration: 01:11:58

Fantasy Baseball Update/ New York Trip

Nearly halfway through the Fantasy Baseball season and Chip and Cern are providing an update. Already a few beers deep, but enjoying some tall can IPAs. Cern fills everyone in on the standings of the league and Chip and Cern aren’t sitting too pretty. Tony, Joe and Dana are all in the top 5 of the league and Chip and Cern are in the bottom gutter. In order to validate the sucky-ness of their teams Chip and Cern go into the various excuses why they are doing so poorly. Chip had MadBum on...

Duration: 01:04:52

Amazon Buys Whole Foods

Everyone’s favorite online retailer Amazon purchased Whole Foods Market for 13.7 billion dollars. Chip already missed one sound drop within the first 2 mins of the show. Cern has intel that Albertsons was also rumored to be in the hunt for Whole Foods. Amazon’s stock has hit a 52 week high trading at nearly $1k a share. Chip and Cern are going to go in one share of Amazon stock. Whole Foods has 430 something stores which Chip and Cern believe will be a big play for the Amazon Fresh arm...

Duration: 00:43:31

Bill Cosby Trial

Chip and Cern have brought Alexa on board for a try out as a 3rd mic. Chip and Cern have about a dozen Amazon Alexa’s between them two. At the time of recording this was breaking, not fake, news. Bill Cosby’s trial has reached a verdict. Both Chip and Cern thought this trial would be a slam dunk and the 79 year old comedian actor would be locked away for the rest of his life. There was about 58 accusations of sexual assault, or other related sexual harassments. These accusations started...

Duration: 00:35:48

Top Baseball Movies

A friend of the show @RZCole wrote an article on his Medium blog “Is the Kid Ready for Bull Durham” and Chip and Cern weigh in on this. RZ Cole’s son is 8 years old, so he is vetting if these classic baseball movies are ready for viewing by a youngster. Sandlot Of course, Chip and Cern co-sign this movie. So many great scenes, lines and generally awesome movie. For an 8-year-old there might be some things to explain, but overall a great movie. A League of Their Own Chip drops a...

Duration: 00:46:21

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Review

Chip and Cern finally got around to watching Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. They already admitted defeat on the Star Wars knowledge front, humbled themselves and called in a reliever. Welcome Chris from Man Points! Podcast. Rotten Tomatoes score 85% on the Tomatometer and 87% audience score. Rogue One fits into the Star Wars Universe as movie 3.5 after Revenge of the Sith and A New Hope. ***SPOILERS TO FOLLOW*** Straight away Chris drops some serious Star Wars knowledge bombs to...

Duration: 00:52:50

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