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DVD Extras Episode 37 – The Yearly Ritual

10/17/2017
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Andy tells us all of his dark, dark ritual. Not for the fainthearted. Important questions: Why are hobbit feet so gross? Why is Alan Moore's writing so gross? When and how will Captain America die? Keep an ear out for Tony making a very poorly timed joke while Andy spouts some unpopular opinions. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats

Duration: 01:05:11


Episode 12 – Little Shop of Horrors

10/12/2017
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It's October, so let's talk about EVIL PLANTS. We get into the 60s Little Shop of Horrors, the 80s Little Shop of Horrors, AND the alternate ending version! It's like three movies for the price of two! What value you get in this podcast. Important questions: Is Seymour a sociopath? Is Audrey better with no character, or a very problematic one? WHO WILL DIE IN THESE MOVIES!?!? Keep an ear out after the show for the sounds of Andy slowly losing it as he watches the infamous alternate ending,...

Duration: 03:04:05


DVD Extras Episode 36 – Some Sort of Destiny Spiral

10/4/2017
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We're talking about anime! And then Utopias a bit! We have differing opinions about Utopias. Important questions: Why can't Peter S. Beagle publish his fucking book? How many modern movies actually end happily? How many other podcasts do exactly what we do? Keep an ear out for Tony talking about Sailor Moon for like forty minutes while Andy subtly repeats the mantra "It's a good show." Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is...

Duration: 01:38:57


Episode 11 – Winnie the Pooh

9/27/2017
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Chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff! Let's talk SHARED CHILDHOOD MEMORIES. Important questions: Which Hundred Acre Wood characters are the most relatable? Why is Owl the best owl? Will Disney ever release a traditionally animated movie again? Keep ear out for Tony professing his love for you while Andy tells sad stories about Christopher Robin. #OriginalPooh #Beejuice Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony...

Duration: 02:29:19


DVD Extras Episode 35 – Mark Hamill’s IMDB Page

9/20/2017
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When faced with the choice of whether to cut or embrace the fact that we just read an IMDB page for ten minutes, I made the right decision. --Tony Important questions: Doctors and dentists: do we need them? Remember how good Jackie Chan movies were? How's ol' Alan Tudyk doing? Keep an ear out for Tony and Andy not quite fighting about Alien, but definitely almost doing that. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony...

Duration: 01:48:16


DVD Extras Episode 33 – This Episode was a Disaster

9/6/2017
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We were tired, we were uncomfortable, and I think at one point we talked about Tom Clancy. Hope you like train wrecks. Keep an ear out for Andy constantly losing his train of thought and Tony constantly stopping to wonder if they're being remotely entertaining. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats

Duration: 00:59:27


DVD Extras Episode 32 – Sexy Lady Spider

8/30/2017
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Do you hate Nazis and like video games!? Then do we have a podcast for you! Important questions: How exhausted are Andy and Tony about all this Nazi shit? What PS4 games should you be playing? What are some good webcomics? Keep an ear out for impassioned speeches about fighting for human rights and also a real solid joke about millennials. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats

Duration: 01:56:44


DVD Extras Episode 31 – Pooping in a Stranger’s House

8/22/2017
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This episode starts as an anti-capitalist rant which quickly turns into a laugh-a-minute romp fest after a well timed fart joke. Just like my life. Important questions: What's Andy's deal with public bathrooms? What's ecstasy really like? What's up with this picture? Keep an ear out for Tony missing a chance to talk to Alan Tudyk while Andy gets really worried about pooping. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony...

Duration: 00:33:31


DVD Extras Episode 30 – Batman Used to be Cool.

8/15/2017
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We continue our talk about Superheroes, which turns into a talk about transphobia and feminism. Our segues are amazing. Important question: "Did you just Iron Mansplain me?" When was the last time people liked Batman? Did you know the Minecraft guy was a piece of shit? Keep an ear out for Tony insulting the world at large while Andy reminds everyone that he really liked Spider-Man Homecoming. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is...

Duration: 00:28:32


DVD Extras Episode 29 – Compelling Villains

8/8/2017
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New rule for our next recording: if we start talking about Marvel movies again, I'm hanging up. -- Tony. Important questions: How many interesting villains are in the Marvel movie universe? Should we trust Chris Evans more than the American government? How cool is Black Panther? Keep an ear out for some good old-fashioned swearing at Nazis! Just like Grandpa used to do. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is...

Duration: 00:30:28


Sling us a web, you’re the Spider-Man.

8/1/2017
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Sorry we missed last week! Tony was busy getting his face smashed in. HEY SPEAKING OF VIOLENCE, who wants to hear about some SPIDER-MAN/MARVEL MOVIE UNIVERSE OPINIONS!? I'm assuming all your hands are raised right now. Important questions: Why was Spider-Man 3 so bad? Which Marvel villains are interesting? Can Iron Man be a dad? Keep an ear out for Andy listing off more Spider-Man shows than most people know exist while Tony talks up the quality of ps2 movie tie-in games.

Duration: 00:37:04


DVD Extras Episode 27 – The AC Cast

7/19/2017
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Andy and Tony, through forces largely out of their control, record an episode with a good solid layer of white noise. There's also some dog barking. Important questions: Are we going to talk about Doctor Who? Is A Wrinkle in Time like a Twilight Zone episode? Why does Andy love Spider-Man? Keep an ear out for Tony making a questionable joke while Andy dodges explosions. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is...

Duration: 00:26:31


Episode 10 – Return to Oz

7/12/2017
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We were gone for a week because of our new magical adventure! We've traveled to magical lands before, but none of them have the charm and luster of Oz! Surely it will be much the same when we go back. Tony would like to blame his sister Annie for both suggesting this movie AND The Film Reroll, and therefore being the driving force behind this episode. Important questions: What's with Glinda's glassy smile? Is Toto the best dog actor ever? Child torture: an acceptable way to start a movie?...

Duration: 02:44:55


DVD Extras Episode 26 – Active Viewing

6/27/2017
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You can always tell when we get to the end of a recording session. We go from punchy tired to sleepy tired, and find ourselves on many different subjects. Important questions: Who is anime made for? Which celebrities are also our peers? How can we more actively consume media? Keep an ear out for Tony waxing poetic about another podcast while Andy types on his frankly too loud keyboard. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is...

Duration: 00:24:52


DVD Extras Episode 25 – Manic Pixie Dream Superheroes

6/20/2017
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You know, in the Internet age, two people talking about the Spider-man and Thor trailers actually already feels dated. Podcasting is rough like that. Important questions: What's with Doctor Strange's accent? What's a good superhero origin story? Should Tony Stark be everyone's dad? Keep an ear out for Andy spouting sports metaphors while Tony rages against poorly written female characters. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is...

Duration: 00:23:39


DVD Extras Episode 24 – Carl Doody

6/13/2017
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It's late and we're punchy. Our conversation goes from Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Dark Side of Dimensions to fears to which one of us will kill the other. Everything you want in an episode of any podcast. Important questions: What do Yugioh characters do when faced with enemies that don't care about card games? Is Andy more afraid of clowns or heights? Who is Carl Doody? Keep an ear out for Tony waxing poetic about old manga while Andy regrets getting him on that particular topic. Our outro music is...

Duration: 00:20:35


Episode 9 – Treasure Planet and Muppet Treasure Island

6/6/2017
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Do you want high adventure!? Then come with us as we sail through the seas/stars, battle pirates/space pirates, and find treasures untold! And also fight. Like for real. Important questions: Can a poor story be redeemed by fantastic visuals/Tim Curry? Do Muppets lets their jokes go on for too long? Is Long John Silver better as a cyborg? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony getting off track almost as much as they get into a full-on fight about these two movies. Our outro music is Theme from...

Duration: 03:16:10


DVD Extras Episode 23 – High School Monster Fighting

6/1/2017
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Andy and Tony, having spent eight hours talking about Beauty and the Beast together, move onto less controversial topics. Like what the McElroys are up to. Important questions: Do people like listening to us talk about McElroy Shows? Are the Fast and Furious movies good? Is high school just the worst? Keep an ear out for Tony's croaking sick voice and Andy wishing for some good monster-fighting memories. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter!...

Duration: 00:18:27


DVD Extras Episode 22 – Which One Vapes? Disney Edition

5/23/2017
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Andy and Tony, at long last, stop talking about Beauty and the Beast, and start talking about what's important: chasing that sweet high you can only get from that good good misty. Important questions: What is horse therapy? Would Beyoncé be a good Rafiki? Which one vapes? Keep an ear out for Tony getting mad about The Lion King while Andy extols the virtues of Donald Glover. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony...

Duration: 00:27:25


DVD Extras Episode 21 – Kissable Lips

5/16/2017
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Y'all remember those sweet, sweet beast lips? All red and full and such? We remember. Important questions: What was Gaston's childhood like? How long has the curse been upon the town? Would Ghostbusters have been a better received movie if it had a different name? Keep an ear out for Andy trying to make a point about remakes while Tony, bafflingly, keeps interrupting him for no reason. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is...

Duration: 00:25:06

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