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DVD Extras Episode 41 – Season Two

1/11/2018
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In our first recording of 2018 we talk about all of the things we're happy about from last year. It was a bit of an uphill battle. Important questions: Did we spend our New Year's Days wrong? What do we want out of the next year? How do we become better artists? Keep an ear out for both Andy and Tony talking about their disgusting bodies. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is...

Duration: 00:57:21


Scrooge and A Muppet Christmas Carol

1/5/2018
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That's right, it's a Christmas episode! I spit on your insistence that "schedules make sense" and "it's already 2018." Ptui. Important questions: Why does A Christmas Carol have such staying power? Can Andy and Tony keep up with a different style of podcasting? How savage should the Ghost of Christmas Present be? Keep an ear out for Andy's vicious Muppet slander while Tony says "tonally" like thirty times. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the...

Duration: 02:05:39


Christmas Update

12/24/2017
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Merry Christmas and happy holidays, all! You'll notice I didn't say happy Candlenights. This is because I have restraint. This is just a quick update to assure you that we're not dead quite yet.

Duration: 00:01:24


Swan Princess 2: Escape From Castle Mountain

12/14/2017
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I swear to God that's the real name. Important questions: Is this movie series a tax scam? How many times can a prince almost kill his girlfriend? Why did they move into that castle!? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony deteriorating into gibbering insanity as they listen to a minute of the "No Fear Rap." Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read...

Duration: 02:03:30


DVD Extras Episode 40 – Ball’s in Your Court, Disney

12/9/2017
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In a sort of scattershot approach to podcasting, we talk about Thor: Ragnarok, Justice League, and Star Wars. As well as ourselves. Important questions: How despressing it the The Justice League exists as a mediocre film? Who is Alan McGregor? What are our best episodes? Keep an ear out for Andy getting all up in Disney's face and Tony sheepishly plugging fanfiction. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is...

Duration: 01:05:10


Episode 15 – The Sword in the Stone & Quest for Camelot

11/30/2017
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We sincerely hope you listen to this podcast to hear the sound of grown men's brains unraveling over a bad cartoon. What other reason would you have? Important questions: How long did Tony spend researching a transformed squirrel OC? How dead is Sir Lionel? How uninspired are Garrett and Kaylee as characters? Keep an ear out for Tony writing colorful insults toward a kids' movie while Andy shamefully admits to liking one of the songs. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee...

Duration: 02:11:19


DVD Extras Episode 39 – Batman, don’t turn to necromancy!

11/21/2017
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Andy watched The Justice League this weekend, and he has some opinions on this acid trip of a movie. Important questions: How did DC end up making such a clusterfuck? How many bad movies has Jeremy Irons been in? What's Steppenwolf's deal? Keep an ear out for Andy praising the two actors who actually seem to want to be in this movie while Tony makes a hard water joke like three times. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is...

Duration: 01:09:15


Episode 14 – 101 Dalmatians II: Patch’s London Adventure

11/16/2017
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Andy and Tony take a break from their frankly distressing movie choices to get back to their Disney-sequel roots. Important questions: How much does a dalmatian puppy cost? How did Disney get so good at animating dogs? Is Nanny dead? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony distressing each other with their fan theories. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats

Duration: 02:28:32


DVD Extras Episode 38 – How horny was J.R.R. Tolkien for Spiders?

11/7/2017
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This episode we talk about Shadow of War, and by extension, bad video games and bad fan fiction. Also, sexy spiders. Important questions: What does BDSM stand for? What makes good magic? Is there a wrong way to consume media? Keep an ear out for Andy's prepared statement about why video games are a mistake and Tony finally breaking down and yelling about Sailor Moon. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is...

Duration: 01:13:59


Episode 13 – Batman

11/2/2017
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From shark repellent to awful misogyny, Andy and Tony explore Gotham city through the lens of two films with the same name and very different themes. Important questions: Has Adam West been to space? How many war crimes had Batman committed? Can Tim Burton make a good female character? Keep an ear out for us forgetting we're doing a Halloween episode for most of the actual podcast. Important questions: Is Seymour a sociopath? Is Audrey better with no character, or a very problematic one?...

Duration: 03:10:02


DVD Extras Episode 37 – The Yearly Ritual

10/17/2017
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Andy tells us all of his dark, dark ritual. Not for the fainthearted. Important questions: Why are hobbit feet so gross? Why is Alan Moore's writing so gross? When and how will Captain America die? Keep an ear out for Tony making a very poorly timed joke while Andy spouts some unpopular opinions. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats

Duration: 01:05:11


Episode 12 – Little Shop of Horrors

10/12/2017
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It's October, so let's talk about EVIL PLANTS. We get into the 60s Little Shop of Horrors, the 80s Little Shop of Horrors, AND the alternate ending version! It's like three movies for the price of two! What value you get in this podcast. Important questions: Is Seymour a sociopath? Is Audrey better with no character, or a very problematic one? WHO WILL DIE IN THESE MOVIES!?!? Keep an ear out after the show for the sounds of Andy slowly losing it as he watches the infamous alternate ending,...

Duration: 03:04:05


DVD Extras Episode 36 – Some Sort of Destiny Spiral

10/4/2017
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We're talking about anime! And then Utopias a bit! We have differing opinions about Utopias. Important questions: Why can't Peter S. Beagle publish his fucking book? How many modern movies actually end happily? How many other podcasts do exactly what we do? Keep an ear out for Tony talking about Sailor Moon for like forty minutes while Andy subtly repeats the mantra "It's a good show." Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is...

Duration: 01:38:57


Episode 11 – Winnie the Pooh

9/27/2017
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Chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff! Let's talk SHARED CHILDHOOD MEMORIES. Important questions: Which Hundred Acre Wood characters are the most relatable? Why is Owl the best owl? Will Disney ever release a traditionally animated movie again? Keep ear out for Tony professing his love for you while Andy tells sad stories about Christopher Robin. #OriginalPooh #Beejuice Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony...

Duration: 02:29:19


DVD Extras Episode 35 – Mark Hamill’s IMDB Page

9/20/2017
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When faced with the choice of whether to cut or embrace the fact that we just read an IMDB page for ten minutes, I made the right decision. --Tony Important questions: Doctors and dentists: do we need them? Remember how good Jackie Chan movies were? How's ol' Alan Tudyk doing? Keep an ear out for Tony and Andy not quite fighting about Alien, but definitely almost doing that. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony...

Duration: 01:48:16


DVD Extras Episode 33 – This Episode was a Disaster

9/6/2017
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We were tired, we were uncomfortable, and I think at one point we talked about Tom Clancy. Hope you like train wrecks. Keep an ear out for Andy constantly losing his train of thought and Tony constantly stopping to wonder if they're being remotely entertaining. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats

Duration: 00:59:27


DVD Extras Episode 32 – Sexy Lady Spider

8/30/2017
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Do you hate Nazis and like video games!? Then do we have a podcast for you! Important questions: How exhausted are Andy and Tony about all this Nazi shit? What PS4 games should you be playing? What are some good webcomics? Keep an ear out for impassioned speeches about fighting for human rights and also a real solid joke about millennials. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats

Duration: 01:56:44


DVD Extras Episode 31 – Pooping in a Stranger’s House

8/22/2017
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This episode starts as an anti-capitalist rant which quickly turns into a laugh-a-minute romp fest after a well timed fart joke. Just like my life. Important questions: What's Andy's deal with public bathrooms? What's ecstasy really like? What's up with this picture? Keep an ear out for Tony missing a chance to talk to Alan Tudyk while Andy gets really worried about pooping. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony...

Duration: 00:33:31


DVD Extras Episode 30 – Batman Used to be Cool.

8/15/2017
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We continue our talk about Superheroes, which turns into a talk about transphobia and feminism. Our segues are amazing. Important question: "Did you just Iron Mansplain me?" When was the last time people liked Batman? Did you know the Minecraft guy was a piece of shit? Keep an ear out for Tony insulting the world at large while Andy reminds everyone that he really liked Spider-Man Homecoming. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is...

Duration: 00:28:32


DVD Extras Episode 29 – Compelling Villains

8/8/2017
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New rule for our next recording: if we start talking about Marvel movies again, I'm hanging up. -- Tony. Important questions: How many interesting villains are in the Marvel movie universe? Should we trust Chris Evans more than the American government? How cool is Black Panther? Keep an ear out for some good old-fashioned swearing at Nazis! Just like Grandpa used to do. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is...

Duration: 00:30:28

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