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A panel of mothers, a panel of papas and one simple mission: to Parent the Sh!t out of Life. This is the honest, funny and occasionally grotty podcast for people who happen to be parents. Mother Pukka (Anna Whitehouse) is a journalist, editor, vlogger and family-flogger. With partner Papa Pukka (Matt Farquharson), they believe parents can laugh through the madness of keeping small humans alive.Each episode puts grown-up quandaries to a panel of brutally honest mums, followed by a panel of equally frank dads, to reveal the dirty truth of each rung of the parental ladder. Whatever the questions, Dirty Mother Pukka is the #nofilter truth about modern parenting.

A panel of mothers, a panel of papas and one simple mission: to Parent the Sh!t out of Life. This is the honest, funny and occasionally grotty podcast for people who happen to be parents. Mother Pukka (Anna Whitehouse) is a journalist, editor, vlogger and family-flogger. With partner Papa Pukka (Matt Farquharson), they believe parents can laugh through the madness of keeping small humans alive.Each episode puts grown-up quandaries to a panel of brutally honest mums, followed by a panel of equally frank dads, to reveal the dirty truth of each rung of the parental ladder. Whatever the questions, Dirty Mother Pukka is the #nofilter truth about modern parenting.
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United Kingdom

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Family

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A panel of mothers, a panel of papas and one simple mission: to Parent the Sh!t out of Life. This is the honest, funny and occasionally grotty podcast for people who happen to be parents. Mother Pukka (Anna Whitehouse) is a journalist, editor, vlogger and family-flogger. With partner Papa Pukka (Matt Farquharson), they believe parents can laugh through the madness of keeping small humans alive.Each episode puts grown-up quandaries to a panel of brutally honest mums, followed by a panel of equally frank dads, to reveal the dirty truth of each rung of the parental ladder. Whatever the questions, Dirty Mother Pukka is the #nofilter truth about modern parenting.

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English


Episodes

#16 BOYS & GIRLS: How to Raise a Tiny Feminist

1/10/2018
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The panels get worthy (very briefly) as they discuss kids and feminism and trying to keep their tiny people chauvinism free. Also contains gags about genitals.

Duration: 00:37:23


NEW YEAR'S QUICKIE: So now what?

1/3/2018
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Matt and Anna compare notes on their Christmas and fail to make any resolutions.

Duration: 00:11:57


CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: A Survival Guide

12/27/2017
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To mark the festive perineum (the bit between Christmas and New Year) the panels discuss family survival techniques, best times for boozing and racist relatives.

Duration: 00:35:25


#14 CROWD CONTROL: Other People's Children

12/13/2017
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You're genetically programmed to love your own kids, but how to cope with other people's? Is it ok to wrestle a stranger's child? Do you swerve the snot-encrusted spawn of others entirely? How should you react to being bitten in the groin by a toddler? The panels give their verdicts and own sorry experiences.

Duration: 00:32:19


#13a QUICKIE: From Parent to Referee

12/6/2017
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A look back at episode 13 becomes the first ever solo QUICKIE.

Duration: 00:07:55


#13 SIBLING RIVALRY: From Parent to Referee

11/29/2017
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When the family triangle becomes a square (or even a pentagon) how does the first child react? How can you make your kids friends when one's trying you eat the other? The panel tackle the travails of siblings.

Duration: 00:32:32


#12a QUICKIE: Your Family and Social Media

11/22/2017
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Anna and Matt look back at episode 12 before the conversation deteriorates to cover emergency toilet paper alternatives.

Duration: 00:12:05


#12 SOCIAL STIGMA: Your Family and Social Media

11/15/2017
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Is it OK to plaster your nippers all over your social feeds? What about 'outing' your mother as a closet lesbian on Facebook, just for the lols? The panels consider the big questions about 'sharenting'.

Duration: 00:31:26


QUICKIE: Drinking Around Children

11/9/2017
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Welcome to Dirty Mother Pukka Quickies. No panels here, just Mother Pukka (Anna) and Papa Pukka (Matt), huddled in their kitchen and hiding from their children for a look back at the last episode.

Duration: 00:13:10


#11 BOTTOMS UP: Drinking Around Children

11/1/2017
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Parenting is it's own reward, but booze also helps. Has 'gin o'clock' gone too far though? The panels discuss what's OK, what's not, and the morality of spiking white russians with breast milk.

Duration: 00:32:06


BONUS - NATASHA: The Best of Season 1

10/25/2017
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With only one more week to go until the launch of Season 2, we take a look back at all of Natasha's LOL moments... PARENTING THE SH*T OUT OF LIFE - Out Now! The Sunday Times Bestseller"Hilarious ... a must-read" - The Sun"Snort-tea-through-nose funny" - Cherry Healey, author of Letters to my Fanny Mother Pukka and Papa Pukka at last offer you this: a book that will not help you grow or raise a human successfully. But this is a book that might, if you're not too emotionally battered -...

Duration: 00:07:45


BONUS - NOEL: The Best of Season 1

10/18/2017
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Season 2 is right around the corner, so here's another look back at our favourite bits from our first season. Take it away, Noel! PARENTING THE SH*T OUT OF LIFE - Out Now! The Sunday Times Bestseller"Hilarious ... a must-read" - The Sun"Snort-tea-through-nose funny" - Cherry Healey, author of Letters to my Fanny Mother Pukka and Papa Pukka at last offer you this: a book that will not help you grow or raise a human successfully. But this is a book that might, if you're not too...

Duration: 00:09:04


BONUS − POLLY: The Best of Season 1

10/11/2017
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The next season of Dirty Mother Pukka is just round the corner, so here's some of our favourite moments from our first 10 episodes. This week it's time to look back at the outrageous best bits from our favourite potty-mouth, Polly! PARENTING THE SH*T OUT OF LIFE - Out Now! The Sunday Times Bestseller"Hilarious ... a must-read" - The Sun"Snort-tea-through-nose funny" - Cherry Healey, author of Letters to my Fanny Mother Pukka and Papa Pukka at last offer you this: a book that will not...

Duration: 00:07:26


BONUS − JOE: The Best of Season 1

10/4/2017
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In anticipation from an all-new season of Dirty Mother Pukka, we've put together some best bits from Season 1 for your enjoyment! This week, we've gathered our favourite moments from our favourite bearded northerner. Take it away, Joe! PARENTING THE SH*T OUT OF LIFE - Out Now! The Sunday Times Bestseller"Hilarious ... a must-read" - The Sun"Snort-tea-through-nose funny" - Cherry Healey, author of Letters to my Fanny Mother Pukka and Papa Pukka at last offer you this: a book that will...

Duration: 00:12:18


#10 STICK OR TWIST: Going For The Second Child

7/26/2017
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As they say, double your pleasure, double your fun. But how do you double-down on your offspring while keeping your shit together? In the last episode of this series, our panels give their two cents on baby number two. PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK, PARENTING THE SH*T OUT OF LIFE! Mother Pukka and Papa Pukka at last offer you this: a book that will not help you grow or raise a human successfully. But this is a book that might, if you're not too emotionally battered - and can see past the...

Duration: 00:30:47


#9 TRUE ROMANCE: How To Keep The Love Alive Once The Baby's Arrived

7/19/2017
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Post-baby, is romance a labour of love? In this episode, we ask our panels how to keep the romance alive when couples make the shift from girlfriend and boyfriend, to mum and dad. PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK, PARENTING THE SH*T OUT OF LIFE! Mother Pukka and Papa Pukka at last offer you this: a book that will not help you grow or raise a human successfully. But this is a book that might, if you're not too emotionally battered - and can see past the permanent eye twitch - help you laugh a...

Duration: 00:30:58


#8 SEXUAL HEALING: Love, Sex & Baby

7/12/2017
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Oh baby! If giving birth wasn't enough to put you off sex for life, at some point normal bedtime service will be resumed. In this smut-tastic episode, we see how our panels got back down to business as usual now they have a screaming baby in tow. PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK, PARENTING THE SH*T OUT OF LIFE! Mother Pukka and Papa Pukka at last offer you this: a book that will not help you grow or raise a human successfully. But this is a book that might, if you're not too emotionally battered...

Duration: 00:28:19


#7 REALITY CHECK: Adjusting Physically (& Mentally)

7/5/2017
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Raising a human comes with its fair share of strain on new parents - trust us, we’ve all been there. In this episode, our mamas and papas talk frankly about about body and mind. Strength. Read more at MotherPukka.co.uk Follow us on Instagram @mother_pukka and @papa_pukka Design by Season of Victory Music by Matt J Brown from WeAreOk.com Sound by Robbie Macinnes Produced by Robbie Macinnes & Sam Shetabi

Duration: 00:29:39


#6 RETURN TO SENDER - The First Few Weeks

6/28/2017
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So you're recovering from the shell shock of birth, and now it's time to face the music - it's baby time. In this episode, we reflect on those first few weeks with the fresh spawn, and the things we learned (and mistakes we made) when baby finally dropped. Read more at MotherPukka.co.uk Follow us on Instagram @mother_pukka and @papa_pukka Design by Season of Victory Music by Matt J Brown from WeAreOk.com Sound by Robbie Macinnes Produced by Robbie Macinnes & Sam Shetabi

Duration: 00:30:19


#5 SPLASHDOWN: The Birth

6/14/2017
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL! It’s the big one... labour. In this episode, the mummy and daddy panels give us their take on the “best” day of their lives. We talk NCT, mucus plugs and the so-called beauty of finally giving birth. Read more at MotherPukka.co.uk Follow us on Instagram @mother_pukka and @papa_pukka Design by Season of Victory Music by Matt J Brown from WeAreOk.com Sound by Robbie Macinnes Produced by Robbie Macinnes & Sam Shetabi

Duration: 00:30:06

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