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The Dog House is BACK! JV and Elvis bring you the FUNNIEST SHOW ON THE PLANET!

The Dog House is BACK! JV and Elvis bring you the FUNNIEST SHOW ON THE PLANET!
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The Dog House is BACK! JV and Elvis bring you the FUNNIEST SHOW ON THE PLANET!




178: Voice Of God

Ep. 178: August 10, 2017 On Today's Show: Taylor Swift’s ass. Hold my nut’s day. Reasons to skip church. Partying at the Vatican. Men that fake orgasms. A couple had sex at the fair. Chipotle’s new food item. Elvis has a cure for JV’s baldness. The dirty comb. Elvis is the voice of god. Backstage food. Our fake laughs. The coroner’s job. The tv show Botched. Natasha upset with some fans.


DH BITE: Drug Smuggling

Dog House BITES: small clips from one of the many Dog House shows in SF, NYC & LA. On This BITE: JV finds an alarming stat that the average person has .14 grams of unwiped fecal matter on them at all times. Natasha has a question about it and drug smuggling. Thank you for checking out this Dog House bite. The entire podcast is available at Episode 141. We hope you'll check out more podcasts there. If you're enjoying any of the show, would you please spread the word and...


DH BITE: New Trend-Guys That Are BF's

Dog House BITES: small clips from one of the many Dog House shows in SF, NYC & LA. On This Bite: JV and Elvis come up with a new trend that all best friends should do for each other at a moments notice.


177: The Stripper That Ruined Everything!

Ep. 177: August 3, 2017 On Today's Show: Do you know this prayer? Proof dogs are not color blind. Stripper ruined JV’s proposal to Natasha. Jewelry lady ruined JV’s gift to Natasha. Radio guys use to be rich. JV and Natasha’s funeral plans. Elvis has a business dog. JV and Natasha’s huge but ridiculous fight. JV and Natasha eating the babysitter’s underwear. Natasha clears up rumors about her doing porn.


176: Yep, Nope

Ep. 176: July 27, 2017 On Today’s Show: Natasha officially a radio person! Yep, Nope game. New York listeners mad at the show. Hot women in New York. JV got jeez-waxed. Girl’s Trip review. Funny story about sneaking out of theatre. Elvis and Natasha’s false accusation prank calls. JV sex shop prank call.


175: Clean Podcast. Only 1 F-bomb!

Ep. 175: July 20, 2017 On Today's Show: Who needs a double chalupa? Angry lady at Taco Bell. No good Mexican food in New York. More Chipotle outbreaks. Natasha’s weird burrito technique. Flashback to New York. Rudy the know it all. Dog surfing championship. Dexter loves dead birds. Elvis needs surgery. Class action lawsuit. A tuffted deer. Actor David Carradine.


174: Natasha's Boob Fell Out!

Ep. 174: July 6, 2017 On Today's Show: Who's nicer - Natasha or JV? JV's sad, nobody likes his pranks. Brand new hilarious prank calls. The meaning of Puerto Vallarta. JV swam in sewage. Call to JV's mom. Update on Elvis' dating life. Get that orange thing away from me! Natasha's boob fell out! Bang-fest 2017! Strange things people google. Shouts to listeners. Elvis mattress removal reveals a big surprise. Natasha's fan believes she really worked at the 'Rush Hour 2' massage parlor.


173: Hot As F*ck Out There

Ep. 173: June 22, 2017 On Today’s Show: Thank you Marko for the site! ‘Hot As F*ck’ prank calls. More listener shouts. How to find someone’s soul. Increase in swear words on television. Chicken Leg Bitch! No way this guy is straight. Stop embarrassing yourself white people. JV found worst thing ever at the movie theatre. Hipster calling something a bad mama jamma. Boy band tv show. Donald Trump one piece bathing suit. Friday Night Tykes. Wrong testicle removed. Carrie Fisher partying at...


172: What Is With You?

Ep. 172: June 15, 2017 On Today's Show: Thank you friends that shared our video on our new site! No more sh*t talk in the podcast. We hate Spider Man movies. Party planner prank calls. Selena joins the show to ask a personal question. Natasha demanding a follow up on what body part drugs were done on.


171: Hooker Fart

Ep. 171: June 8, 2017 On Today's Show: Dog House blown away by something a listener did. The sweet and sour side of Natasha. Natasha got the dog food plate. JV offends Natasha. Hooker fart. Audio from Elvis’ colonoscopy. Elvis shows us the worst picture ever. Listeners letting the show down. JV and Elvis might connect with old radio buddy. Elvis prank call - Tourettes. Natasha attempts the same prank call. Warriors discussion. JV and Elvis shut down the KD haters. The secret to surviving...


170: Still The World’s Unluckiest Man

Ep. 170: June 1, 2017 On Today's Show: JV busted wiping a booger on the console. 1 million to sleep with Natasha? Natasha contacted by a madame for world’s wealthiest men. The sad, sad paper weight. Trump supporter, Robert Lozano. Sean Spicer’s attempt to defend “covfefe”. Elvis continues his streak of bad luck. Elvis robbed! The new phone carrier called “Sprii”. Elvis blames some of his recent misery on JV. Elvis finds live animal under his bed. Natasha calls out the boys for being...


169: Topless In The Backyard

Ep. 169: May 25, 2017 On Today’s Show: Prank calls to landscapers. Either JV or Natasha is lying. JV’s worst fear comes true- trapped in an elevator. JV disrespects Natasha’s work out shirt. Stay away from pools this summer. Elvis’ update on the pocket-p*ss. This myth about lesbians is not true. The old Dog House lesbian parties. Elvis match from Bumble is a corn hole champ. Elvis update on colonoscopy appointment. Weird message about Natasha found on forum. Listener shouts.


158: Movies, Germs, & An Awful Husband

March 9, 2017 On Today's Show: The Dog House gives opinions on what movies you should see, types of movies we like and things we hate about theaters. They talk about why germs will never leave the planet. Natasha confronts JV about some late night sex - she thinks he's lying. Elvis scored brownie points with an old lady. JV admits he’s the world’s worst husband.


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