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We're Erin and Nicole. It can be argued we overshare our personal lives, have huge potty mouths and enjoy talking about effed up (read: gross, weird, funny, disturbing) topics and events to a troubling degree. But it’s indisputable that we’re two best friends who love making each other laugh. We'll be releasing a new episode of DTFU every Wednesday! Subscribe and follow us on #soshmeeds to stay up to date!

We're Erin and Nicole. It can be argued we overshare our personal lives, have huge potty mouths and enjoy talking about effed up (read: gross, weird, funny, disturbing) topics and events to a troubling degree. But it’s indisputable that we’re two best friends who love making each other laugh. We'll be releasing a new episode of DTFU every Wednesday! Subscribe and follow us on #soshmeeds to stay up to date!
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We're Erin and Nicole. It can be argued we overshare our personal lives, have huge potty mouths and enjoy talking about effed up (read: gross, weird, funny, disturbing) topics and events to a troubling degree. But it’s indisputable that we’re two best friends who love making each other laugh. We'll be releasing a new episode of DTFU every Wednesday! Subscribe and follow us on #soshmeeds to stay up to date!

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@dtfupodcast

Language:

English

Contact:

202-550-9065


Episodes

E42: Twin Cheeks

12/13/2017
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This entire episode is a missed opportunity for Nicole to perform one of her favorite Rosemary Clooney songs, "Sisters." The jury's out on whether that's a plus or minus for you, dear listener. Maybe she would have remembered, if her and Erin hadn't been recording various content all morning, whilst enjoying adult beverages. As Erin puts it, "what a ride." This episode is double the fun, but only one and a half the butts. Enjoy a tap dance into the life of the Hilton Sisters (not those ones).

Duration: 01:04:47


E41: Krist Manor

12/6/2017
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"This tiny home was hand built by the owner in the late 1960s and has only ever had one resident. It features clean lines and a modern design, complete with a battery-operated ventilation system and an updated bucket toilet. Move in ready, this capsule can be yours for only $500,000 in $20 bills. Please place an ad in the paper to let us know you're interested, and we'll contact you via telephone." In this week's episode, Erin and Nicole talk about the Barbara Mackle kidnapping!

Duration: 01:08:36


E40: The M-Files

11/29/2017
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The "M" stands for Mackenzie because without her, Episode 40 wouldn't be chock full o' aliens or deceased pets or active diarrhea or bad accents or a bunch of conspiracy theories! So make yourself a cranberry sauce cocktail (aka the Fixin') and join Erin "Mulder" and Nicole "Scully," as they investigate the Rendlesham Forest Incident! This one's for you, Stumbelina!

Duration: 01:01:48


E39: LOL Surprise Hell

11/22/2017
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Happy Thanksgiving, America! If you're a stateside listener, we hope this year brings you a Thanksgiving spread free from political commentary and distant relative stank. But chances are, you're sitting ringside to "A Very MAGA Thanksgiving 2017," while your step uncle-in-law continuously douses himself in Drakkar Noir. The maybe, potentially silver lining? The mall opens at 6pm and you can channel all of your resulting aggression into a box store stampede. Or better yet, you can hide out in...

Duration: 01:05:32


E38: The Greatest Dane

11/15/2017
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"Aww, you shouldn't have." - Britney Jean Spears --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today's topic is the Hope Diamond, which was the inspiration behind the "keep your mouth shut and your brain empty" necklace in Titanic. And that film was supes popular when Britney was Making the Video for "Oops" in a red pleather jumpsuit and white eyeshadow. So naturally, it worked itself in. Was the Titanic cursed? Is Britney Jean cursed? Is the...

Duration: 01:01:34


E37: Ooooh, Turn it Up! This is My Jam!

11/8/2017
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It was only a matter of time before Erin and Nicole, both born and raised in Southern California, landed on the topic of traffic. We're not talking your standard rush hour traffic, oh no. This is the traffic nightmares are made of. Buckle up, Dudes, because- oh, actually, wait. This freeway is a parking lot. Looks like people are getting out of their cars. Is that a BBQ? Ok, we're going to be here for a while.

Duration: 01:10:29


E36: Alt Bloody Mary and Mirror Ina Garten

11/1/2017
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Warning: There's a bit of a screamy-jump thingy at the 21:48 mark of this episode - mind your ear holes. If you can make it past that, you've got enough embarrassing audio to blackmail our hosts for, oh let's say roughly the next 5 years. JK, our hosts give zero Augustus Gloops. Learn about the sleepover ritual/game "Bloody Mary," the consequences of playing the game in a dark bathroom (hint: there aren't any), and the historical figure(s) the game might be loosely based on.

Duration: 01:16:54


E35: Yo_'re _y B_tterfly, S_gar, Baby

10/25/2017
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Come mah lady, come come mah lady (and dudes)! This week brings a very special episode of DTFU Podcast as we celebrate the original meathead's birthday! Erin is completely almost surprised by the birthday facts Nicole shares, but it turns out the real heroes are the listeners who delivered amazing, f****d up birthday stories! So many laughs, new nicknames, old turns of phrase and a few sound effects. Oh! And a drinking game! But still no Kenny Rogers impression. Drink along responsibly.

Duration: 01:25:26


E34: It's Just Tomb Much

10/18/2017
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Get ready for the most HERiFFic listener story you're ever going to hear. It was submitted anonymously and honestly, it's for the best because you'd never be able to look this person in the eye again. If it's even a person, it was submitted anonymously so who knows. After a few laughs and gags and "how'd that even happens," Erin and Nicole transition nicely into the practice of ancient Egyptian mummification. Come for the putrefaction details. Stay for the bad puns.

Duration: 01:07:45


E33: This is a Vintage Fendi Casa

10/11/2017
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Most cults are oppressive, sad and poor. This cult is oppressive and sad, but it's rich, bitch! In fact, it's so wealthy, their estate in Northern California has a fully functioning restaurant, museum, amphitheater and winery! For a cult that keeps thinking the end of the world is coming, it seems a bit much. Also, Erin does the snake oil salesman voice again, and Nicole laughs.

Duration: 01:08:57


E32: Remain Seated Please! Permanecer Sentados Por Favor!

10/4/2017
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Also known as, "Final Destination 6: Welcome to TinkerHELL." Disneyland is the happiest place on earth, but it's a place that tens of millions of people visit each year. Statistically speaking (assuming Erin and Nicole could do math), a few people are going to have a bad time. And in a few instances, a really, really bad time. Not a particularly fun episode, but full of f****d up, in an admittedly magical setting.

Duration: 01:18:14


E31: Cool Story, Brahe.

9/27/2017
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This week's topic seemed innocuous enough...until Erin and Nicole started talking about it! There's no subject these two ladies (and "ladies" is not used ironically here, but I see why you might think that) can't bring back to body parts and/or fluids. Only DTFU Podcast can take a topic as boring as an astronomer from the 16th century, and find a way to circle back to dirty deeds. Silent-laugh along with Erin and Nicole as they discuss the minimally interesting accomplishments, but...

Duration: 01:03:40


E30: Heliummmmm, this was a Bad Idea

9/20/2017
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What do the City of Cleveland, Pennywise the Clown and 1986 have in common? There's no punchline here, but this episode will try to tie these loose ends together. Join Erin and Nicole as they rehash the excitement leading up to and the slightly tragic unfolding of the events of the 1986 Cleveland Balloon Fest. This one is one for the books! (Although, not the Guinness Book of World Records, but that's a very sore subject so let's drop it. K, THX.)

Duration: 00:52:02


E29: Chicken Cordon Flu

9/13/2017
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Do the ladies have to say it again?! Wash. Your. Hands! In this episode, Erin and Nicole time travel back to New York City circa 1900. Did you know there was no running water and the streets were covered with doo doo pudding?! It's no wonder everyone got sick. But one woman in particular was responsible for infecting a buncha rich people with Typhoid Fever. So much so, they named her Typhoid Mary. (Hint: she never escaped THAT nickname...)

Duration: 01:03:12


E28: Doin' It Wrong

9/6/2017
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Erin and Nicole have been asking you to send in your sexy time-related stories and HERFF GIRL, HERFF have you delivered! We hear from a listener about a missed connection of rock star proportions before we get in to bed with a couple of listeners who aren't doin' it right in this Mulletsode.

Duration: 00:29:49


E27: Holy Cadaver (In the Key of Dio)

8/30/2017
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Death is sad and scary and generally leaves people feeling awful (I said generally. I'm looking at your death, Ted Bundy). But sometimes, death can bring health and happiness to others in the form of a donation. When people choose to donate their body, they are helping countless others through direct donations and/or future research. Join Erin and Nicole as they chat about what donating your body (literally) looks like, and what exactly they grow at a "Body Farm" (hint: it's...

Duration: 01:17:12


E26: Beyond the Wall

8/23/2017
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Erin and Nicole would have loved to go beyond the wall for this episode, Game of Thrones style. Instead, they're talking about a different, less impressive wall. Still, it IS made out of ice. But it stands a mere 125 feet tall. Scalable in 10 minutes or less by any wildling worth their salt. Oh, and it's not guarded by the likes of Jon Snow and the Night's Watch. Oh no. It's most likely guarded by the equivalent of a band of wights who are stoned on the pot. Oh right, and this wall...

Duration: 01:06:21


E25: Victorian Cliterature 101

8/16/2017
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Course Description: This course, which meets every Wednesday and is taught by renowned Bus Driver Scientists Erin and Nicole, is best geared towards passionate students with a healthy curiosity and a lust for knowledge. It is not for the faint of heart, or those who may already be over-stimulated. The course will begin with an update on the trial of Jose Consnakeo, followed by an historic reenactment from "The Straight Passing Gay." Once those topics have been touched upon, this course...

Duration: 01:14:00


E24: Outback Snakehouse

8/9/2017
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G'Day Mate! This week is Erin and Nicole's first mullet-sode: it's a little business upfront, and a whole lotta party in the back! Join the ladies for roughly 40 minutes, as they add a little more color to episode 23 ("Ain't No Quiver Wide Enough"), based on a couple of listeners' first hand experiences. Then it's onto a real-life horror story from Down Under, submitted by a fan/Nicole's former coworker.

Duration: 00:42:04


E23: Ain't No Quiver Wide Enough

8/2/2017
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Do you like the look of crunchy hair? Do you feel useless when your uterus is empty? Have you ever thought to yourself, "Golly gee whiz. I could spread the word of the Lord faster, if only I had my own child army..."? If you answered yes to any of the questions above, you may pre-qualify for Quiverfull! Quiverfull is a culty religion that really came into it's own in the 80s. Enjoy everything Quiverfull has to offer: female oppression, poverty, an overworked uterus, an out-of-fashion perm...

Duration: 01:15:19

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