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We're Erin and Nicole. It can be argued we overshare our personal lives, have huge potty mouths and enjoy talking about effed up (read: gross, weird, funny, disturbing) topics and events to a troubling degree. But it’s indisputable that we’re two best friends who love making each other laugh. We'll be releasing a new episode of DTFU every Wednesday! Subscribe and follow us on #soshmeeds to stay up to date!

We're Erin and Nicole. It can be argued we overshare our personal lives, have huge potty mouths and enjoy talking about effed up (read: gross, weird, funny, disturbing) topics and events to a troubling degree. But it’s indisputable that we’re two best friends who love making each other laugh. We'll be releasing a new episode of DTFU every Wednesday! Subscribe and follow us on #soshmeeds to stay up to date!
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We're Erin and Nicole. It can be argued we overshare our personal lives, have huge potty mouths and enjoy talking about effed up (read: gross, weird, funny, disturbing) topics and events to a troubling degree. But it’s indisputable that we’re two best friends who love making each other laugh. We'll be releasing a new episode of DTFU every Wednesday! Subscribe and follow us on #soshmeeds to stay up to date!

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@dtfupodcast

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English

Contact:

202-550-9065


Episodes

E51: It's Not Rocket Science

2/14/2018
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This episode could also be called "Flat Earth: Origins." Or maybe "Beyond the Wall is Another Wall" - it has all of the frustration of "E26: Beyond the Wall," but less patience from our hosts. Join Erin and Nicole on a wild ride through space history, as you look deep into your own souls (aka science books) and ask the question: did man actually land on the moon?" (Hint: the answer is yes. And you should have known that right away.)

Duration:01:04:41

E50: Coach-HELL-a

2/7/2018
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Join the ladies as they celebrate a milestone in podcasting and discuss February 3rd, 1959, or “The Day the Music Died.” The phrase refers to an historic plane crash that took the lives of 3 of the era's most influential and talented rock and roll musicians. But the literal day the music died was May 26, 1971, or the day Don McLean recorded “American Pie."

Duration:01:12:22

E49: Botox, Scrotox

1/31/2018
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Erin and Nicole are reunited back in the land of celebrities and frozen faces! So (un)naturally, they were inspired to explore the History of Botox! It's poisonous and sometimes counterintuitive to having a human-looking face, but did you also know how deadly it can be?! We think Hollywood is shocked, but it could just be how their face looks now.

Duration:00:57:14

E48: Man, Meth or Legend?

1/24/2018
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It's the early 1960s, the Golden Era. Men are men, women are women, and meth is THE upper of the upper class. Here, in uptown Manhattan, you only need one doctor to cure all of life's ails: Dr. FEELGOOD. Pay him a visit, feel great. Refer a friend, get an extra dose. Refer the next President of the United States of America, and your next heart attack's on the house.

Duration:01:02:47

E47: Requests and Deadications

1/17/2018
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“Every now and then, a podcast comes along and surprises you with its open pube talk and an abundance of poop humor. Hosted by two Southern California Natives, Erin and Nicole are known for pushing the boundaries of what's appropriate for a lady to discuss (the answer is anything they want to. What is this, 1950?). After meeting in middle school, they found their niche in discussing genitals and genital-adjacent topics. Without further ado, charting as your personal number one for the 47th...

Duration:01:09:22

E46: The "Tub Girl" Diet

1/10/2018
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If you don't know what "Tub Girl" is, don't look it up. Do. Not. I mean, if you're super curious, maybe check Urban Dictionary for a description but DO NOT Google it. And this isn't one of those playful "Oh my gosh, doooooooon't" situations. We're the most serious we've ever been and you have absolutely been warned. For those who do know "Tub Girl," you're getting a horrific visual of what happens when you consume the "cure all" tonic we're talking about today. Spoiler alert: it cures jack...

Duration:01:10:07

E45: Friend or Faux?

1/3/2018
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A new year means new beginnings! You might want to use this time to reflect on the year ahead, making thoughtful and deliberate choices that lead you to accomplish goals you’ve set for yourself. But, why?! You can have any life you choose right now. RIGHT. NOW. Just change your name, start collecting art, commit a couple of felonies, sprinkle in a little charm, affect a vaguely European accent annnnnnd Eaty Pateety! You're American royalty! Join Erin and Nicole as they recount the life and...

Duration:01:21:46

E44: Femme Fecale

12/27/2017
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It's another mullet episode, you guys! Take a break from the _th day of eating and drinking and listen to - dare I say - your favorite podcast? Maybe your top ten? One you really like? Anyway, just listen to these listener stories and Erin and Nicole's take on why you should avoid the office bathrooms this time of year. We love you, be excellent and talk to you in 2018!

Duration:00:52:05

E43: Happy Honda Days

12/20/2017
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T’was the week before Christmas and all through the ‘cast, The girls talked holiday f***ery of traditions present and past. Erin was nestled, all smug in her chair, While she FaceTimed with Nicole and her curly pube hair. With the Dutch in their black face, and predator scarecrow Hans Trapp, This episode’s more uncomfortable than a lady’s annual pap. But we heard the dudes exclaim, as they let out a sigh, Be excellent to each other, we love you, buh bye!

Duration:00:53:09

E42: Twin Cheeks

12/13/2017
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This entire episode is a missed opportunity for Nicole to perform one of her favorite Rosemary Clooney songs, "Sisters." The jury's out on whether that's a plus or minus for you, dear listener. Maybe she would have remembered, if her and Erin hadn't been recording various content all morning, whilst enjoying adult beverages. As Erin puts it, "what a ride." This episode is double the fun, but only one and a half the butts. Enjoy a tap dance into the life of the Hilton Sisters (not those ones).

Duration:01:04:47

E41: Krist Manor

12/6/2017
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"This tiny home was hand built by the owner in the late 1960s and has only ever had one resident. It features clean lines and a modern design, complete with a battery-operated ventilation system and an updated bucket toilet. Move in ready, this capsule can be yours for only $500,000 in $20 bills. Please place an ad in the paper to let us know you're interested, and we'll contact you via telephone." In this week's episode, Erin and Nicole talk about the Barbara Mackle kidnapping!

Duration:01:08:36

E40: The M-Files

11/29/2017
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The "M" stands for Mackenzie because without her, Episode 40 wouldn't be chock full o' aliens or deceased pets or active diarrhea or bad accents or a bunch of conspiracy theories! So make yourself a cranberry sauce cocktail (aka the Fixin') and join Erin "Mulder" and Nicole "Scully," as they investigate the Rendlesham Forest Incident! This one's for you, Stumbelina!

Duration:01:01:48

E39: LOL Surprise Hell

11/22/2017
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Happy Thanksgiving, America! If you're a stateside listener, we hope this year brings you a Thanksgiving spread free from political commentary and distant relative stank. But chances are, you're sitting ringside to "A Very MAGA Thanksgiving 2017," while your step uncle-in-law continuously douses himself in Drakkar Noir. The maybe, potentially silver lining? The mall opens at 6pm and you can channel all of your resulting aggression into a box store stampede. Or better yet, you can hide out...

Duration:01:05:32

E38: The Greatest Dane

11/15/2017
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"Aww, you shouldn't have." - Britney Jean Spears --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today's topic is the Hope Diamond, which was the inspiration behind the "keep your mouth shut and your brain empty" necklace in Titanic. And that film was supes popular when Britney was Making the Video for "Oops" in a red pleather jumpsuit and white eyeshadow. So naturally, it worked itself in. Was the Titanic cursed? Is Britney Jean cursed? Is the...

Duration:01:01:34

E37: Ooooh, Turn it Up! This is My Jam!

11/8/2017
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It was only a matter of time before Erin and Nicole, both born and raised in Southern California, landed on the topic of traffic. We're not talking your standard rush hour traffic, oh no. This is the traffic nightmares are made of. Buckle up, Dudes, because- oh, actually, wait. This freeway is a parking lot. Looks like people are getting out of their cars. Is that a BBQ? Ok, we're going to be here for a while.

Duration:01:10:29

E36: Alt Bloody Mary and Mirror Ina Garten

11/1/2017
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Warning: There's a bit of a screamy-jump thingy at the 21:48 mark of this episode - mind your ear holes. If you can make it past that, you've got enough embarrassing audio to blackmail our hosts for, oh let's say roughly the next 5 years. JK, our hosts give zero Augustus Gloops. Learn about the sleepover ritual/game "Bloody Mary," the consequences of playing the game in a dark bathroom (hint: there aren't any), and the historical figure(s) the game might be loosely based on.

Duration:01:16:54

E35: Yo_'re _y B_tterfly, S_gar, Baby

10/25/2017
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Come mah lady, come come mah lady (and dudes)! This week brings a very special episode of DTFU Podcast as we celebrate the original meathead's birthday! Erin is completely almost surprised by the birthday facts Nicole shares, but it turns out the real heroes are the listeners who delivered amazing, f****d up birthday stories! So many laughs, new nicknames, old turns of phrase and a few sound effects. Oh! And a drinking game! But still no Kenny Rogers impression. Drink along responsibly.

Duration:01:25:26

E34: It's Just Tomb Much

10/18/2017
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Get ready for the most HERiFFic listener story you're ever going to hear. It was submitted anonymously and honestly, it's for the best because you'd never be able to look this person in the eye again. If it's even a person, it was submitted anonymously so who knows. After a few laughs and gags and "how'd that even happens," Erin and Nicole transition nicely into the practice of ancient Egyptian mummification. Come for the putrefaction details. Stay for the bad puns.

Duration:01:07:45

E33: This is a Vintage Fendi Casa

10/11/2017
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Most cults are oppressive, sad and poor. This cult is oppressive and sad, but it's rich, bitch! In fact, it's so wealthy, their estate in Northern California has a fully functioning restaurant, museum, amphitheater and winery! For a cult that keeps thinking the end of the world is coming, it seems a bit much. Also, Erin does the snake oil salesman voice again, and Nicole laughs.

Duration:01:08:57

E32: Remain Seated Please! Permanecer Sentados Por Favor!

10/4/2017
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Also known as, "Final Destination 6: Welcome to TinkerHELL." Disneyland is the happiest place on earth, but it's a place that tens of millions of people visit each year. Statistically speaking (assuming Erin and Nicole could do math), a few people are going to have a bad time. And in a few instances, a really, really bad time. Not a particularly fun episode, but full of f****d up, in an admittedly magical setting.

Duration:01:18:14

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