Do have a favorite actor? A favorite director? Have you ever seen a movie with a star that you love only to realize it was absolute garbage? Well, every week, we watch a star-powered tire fire and then dissect, complain, and occasionally shed a tear over these cinematic attempts. Johnny Depp, Mark Ruffalo, Gwyneth Paltrow, even Brad Pitt miss from time to time. It feels wrong not to call them on their shit. One for you, one for the studio, and one for us.