Update August 2017 :: D&D Q&A + Lefty on Tour!
Cap updates on the deadline to submit questions for the D&D Q&A, how you can meet Lefty Lucy, and the Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program. Submit questions to email@example.com - Extended deadline Sept 30th! Meet Lefty on the Wheels on Fire Tour: http://bit.ly/2xjvkj7 Score some D&D Merch: http://bit.ly/2woLrvW Call of Cthulhu: http://cthulhumystery.com
Book III :: Chapter 17 :: The Root of the Problem
Back from the brink of death, the party finds themselves remarkably more doomed than they were before! A pack of wolves intended to lead the wounded Barty, Jamela, Lefty, and Bogo out of the Jötunnden; only to be intercepted by a god-like ruler of the woods and from there... all hell breaks loose as every freaky animal in the forest gets unleashed and even the plants do their damnedest to help our heroes to a swift demise. Can they survive another lethal onslaught from this magical forest?...
Update July 2017 :: Upcoming Unscheduled Hiatus
Some bad news Dungeons & Doritos fans. Our next episode, coming out later this month, will be our last for an undetermined amount of time. This unscheduled hiatus is the result of an unfolding struggle for one of our key cast members, which Cap can offer some clarity on in this audio update. The short version is that we have no idea when we'll be able to resume recording. It's a bummer situation all around. This all comes at a really challenging time for two other reasons: 1) Ghostbusters:...
Book III :: Chapter 15 :: Into the Jötunnden
A risky rescue mission sees our heroes lost in a magic forest that makes even the Northlanders jumpy. Somewhere, out in the all-consuming mists lurk the Jötunn - massive, monstrous man-eaters that did a number of poor ol' Shovel Guy and abducted some of Lefty's crew. Now the Pirate Queen, Jamela, Barty, and Bogo are on the hunt, but soon find themselves hunted. Split up, overpowered, and unprepared, this quest quickly escalates into one of the most dangerous encounters the team has ever...
Book III :: Chapter 14 :: Party Poopers
Our heroes have themselves a flying boat! ...Kinda. It's a start. But unfortunately the dwarf who made it possible is none too happy about having her skills put to use by Northlander brutes and is fixing to fly the coop. That, coupled with new problems with Palaver, have the party hustling to navigate choppy social waters - and we all know how good they are at that! Barty, having boned up on his wolfen ways, is determined to return to Doritodan and conquer the lycanthrope who gave him hair...
Book III :: Chapter 13 :: Rune Quest
Desperately seeking Dwarven magic? Better go on a rune quest! Our party bravely ventures into realms where even Northlanders fear to tread in hopes of finding a Dwarf to do them a solid. It's off to the treacherous, geologically active region called "The Dragon's Bed" to hunt for some answers. Unfortunately there's something much worse than geysers bursting from the ground: an inexplicable horror is on the prowl and leaving puddles of corrosive goo in its wake. Good thing Jamela, Barty and...
Book III :: Chapter 12 :: Runt of the Litter
The clear and present danger of Barty's newly-acquired lycanthropy is no laughing matter. (Okay, well, it definitely is a bit - just not for Barty.) After the "incident" from last episode and with the full moon only a day away... there's a definite cause for concern. Fortunately the Northlanders make good on their promise and out lovable scamp is off to meet the Berzerkergang: a revered pack of shapeshifters. While Barty endures some hard lessons and a fair helping of wolf-mansplaining,...
Book III :: Chapter 9 :: Run Away!
An all-new chapter in Nerdy Show’s epic RPG podcast, Dungeons & Doritos! We've got a crisis! Doritodan has been devoured in darkness, a teammate is down, and one mad dash is just the start of our heroes' biggest escape ever. To say that the situation is hairy would be a massive understatement. With one of the party bitten and bloodied by a werewolf and an army of monsters hot on their heels, the Dungeons & Doritos team has only one option: RUN! There's no safe-haven for a party harboring a...
Fans of Dungeons & Doritos we interrupt your regularly scheduled high-fantasy roleplaying adventures to lift the veil on the drama in Doritodonia! This is the D&D Q&A, Dungeons & Doritos first-ever call-in event! Cast members Cap (Jamela), Colin (Barty), and Kyle (Deen) are joined by Game Master Ruel, and score composer Ryan McQuinn for an evening of burning questions from fans. Ever wondered how far our heroes deviated from the intended campaigns, or technical questions about story,...
Book III :: Episode 2 :: The Temple of Gloom
It’s Adventures in Barty-Sitting! Lefty & Jamela get stuck keeping watch over their fugitive comrade; so naturally they head out on the high-seas! But it’s not all tanning butter and mojitos – no such luck. Instead, the crew find themselves stalked by skull-faced islanders and trapped in a mysterious temple filled with dark magick. With no healer, an unequipped Barty, and a foe the likes of which they’ve never encountered – the forecast looks bleak for our adventurers. Fortunately for...
Book III :: Episode 1 :: Jailbreak!
The lovable rogue Barty has been imprisoned. It’s up to his old “friends” – Vimak, the noble Goliath, Jamela, the sensual Dragonborn, and Lefty, the pirate queen, to bust him out of the slammer. But Barty’s incarceration isn’t the country club variety. He’s been tortured by a disturbing man with devious plans and is being taken to see the ominously named “Head Man”. Can the rescue party break into the most feared prison in the realm in time to save him? Will they come to their senses and...
Book III :: Prologue :: The Quest for Free Drink Part 2
Barty Gleem’n persists in fulfilling his bargain for free drinks with the barkeep: spinning the most amazing tale he’s ever heard – the story of how this strange party found themselves in this very pub! The story continues as Vimak the Goliath, Chair the dwarf, Jamela the Dragonborn, Lefty the pirate queen, and Barty himself fight through war-torn lands to free Jen’Ifer the Tiefling. It’s a quest that puts them face-to-face with a malevolent force that’s been hunting them since Barty...
Book III :: Prologue :: The Quest for Free Drink Part 1
After the dramatic conclusion of BOOK II our party and their new friends find themselves desperately in need of a drink. They set upon the quaint pub of a seaside town and let the ale flow! Ever the risk-taker and showman, Barty Gleem’n strikes a bargain with the bartender: free drinks if he can tell him the most amazing story he’s ever heard. And with that, Barty recounts his tale from the moment he first set eyes on Vimak the Goliath, Chair the dwarf, Jen’Ifer the Tiefling, and Jamela...
Book II :: Chapter 14 :: Destinies Collide
The finale of D&D Book II begins - everything has led here! Vimak, Jamela, Jen’Ifer, Barty, and Lefty may have met their match. Thrown back in time, they’re face-to-face with the agents of The Man in Black in a city they set on fire. Time travel sucks! Special guests Ruby Darling and Rosita Sparkles of Skill Focus Burlesque and Aaron and Kyle (aka Masurao and Shinobi MC of Krondor Krew) return as Ryllatrix, Izzy, Krath, and Deen – a party just as twisted and misguided as our own. It’s a...
Book II :: Chapter 11 :: Return to the Ironback Mountains
Aided by Christopher the wizard, The D&D crew travel the realms of Doritodonia – hunting the evil force that abducted Lefty. Hot on the trail of their mysterious enemy, the party ventures into the Ironback Mountains, headed for Vimak’s home. An army of ancient evil has been unleashed in the frosted mountain lands and the snows are melting. The lands Vimak left behind have been thrown into chaos, its peoples scattered. Now, up against insurmountable odds, the noble Goliath shaman must for...
Book II :: Chapter 9 :: Endless Bummer
Our heroes can’t ever catch a break. The Tiefling Jen’Ifer is sealed in a crystal, Lefty the pirate queen has been abducted by an evil force, and now the party suffers their greatest loss of all… Battle-weary, hung over, and emotionally shattered, what more can they do but fight on? Vimak, Jamela, and Barty, aided by the wizard, Christopher, chase down their aggressor across time and space only to land in the last place they ever expected: Cleave-Land, a realm of endless bifurcation. This...
Book II :: Chapter 8 :: The Wizard in the Wasteland
Following the traumatic events of the previous adventure, the party continues onward towards the Wizard’s tower. But the war-torn land is still teeming with enemies and our heroes are quickly beset upon by a team of fiendish Orcs. The land has been at war for countless ages, and there’s danger everywhere they turn. Vimak, Chair, Jamela, Barty, and Lefty must keep their wits about them if they are to survive – for even if they reach the Wizard’s tower, they know not who or what will be...
Book II :: Chapter 7.5 :: Crunchmas Don't Be Late
Following the events of “‘Til Death Do Us Part” the party could use a little pick-me-up – even if it’s not actually Crunchmas time. Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2011/12/dungeons-doritos-neverwinter-nights-2-mod/
Book II :: Chpater 7 :: 'Til Death Do Us Part
The war between Elves and Orcs may not be ended, but the tide has turned. Now our troupe of trouble-makers quests onwards through enemy territory towards their goal. But these war-torn lands are haunted with dark history… and one of our fair lady adventurers makes a terrible mistake. A curse that befalls many a maiden – to be bound to another… ’til death do you part. This is the first episode to be a part of a Dungeons & Doritos Support Drive! Zombiepops and Hulihuli‘s anniversary-inspired...
Book II :: Chapter 6 :: Viva La Chaise
Just as our intrepid heroes have somehow dragged their collectively sorry asses off of No! Man Die! Beach to find the besieged Elves. They somehow trick convince the Elves that the team can end the centuries thick campaign between the Elves and the Orcs. Come join us as we watch our five-way wrecking crew tear into the Orcish front on a strategy concocted by… CHAIR? Whatever you thought you knew about our heroes might change FOREVER!! It probably won’t but some cool shit still happens!...