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Episodes

69 - Home Again

9/20/2017
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Ann Pirvu (star of CW’s “Reign”) joins Ryan and Tyler to discuss a first time writer/director’s somehow produced film: “Home Again“. All three of us score it as a 0 at the beginning of the episode meaning it should be unmade, the movie has so many inconsistent characters it's impossible to discuss the story coherently, and Ann declares that the film offended her as a woman! Give us a listen and save yourself the cost of a ticket!

Duration: 02:04:43


68 - Annabelle: Creation

9/6/2017
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Tom McGee (the DM on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons) joins Ryan and Tyler to discuss the prequel to a prequel to a cold open from a separate film: “Annabelle: Creation“. Two of us say it doesn’t qualify as a movie at all, Tom watched the other Annabelle to prepare and regrets it, and Tyler gets so mad about some cinematography that he forgets it was a problem and is even angrier once he’s reminded! Give us a listen and save yourself the cost of a ticket!

Duration: 01:34:57


67 - Birth Of The Dragon

8/30/2017
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James Harrison joins Ryan and Jamie O'Connor (our replacement Tyler) to discuss the WWE produced Bruce Lee biopic "Birth of the Dragon". We all agree that some parts of this movie are super fun, but we're stunned/horrified that the main character is simultaneously NOT Bruce Lee and is in fact a random white guy. Also James gets so frustrated describing the film that he bangs his head on his microphone until it leaves a mark! Give us a listen and save yourself the cost of a ticket!

Duration: 01:50:30


66 - The Hitman's Bodyguard

8/21/2017
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Krysten (with a "Y") joins Ryan and Tyler to discuss a movie that looked good before the release of its second trailer: “The Hitman's Bodyguard”. We all agree we don't hate it, but each of us has a major caveats regarding that statement. Krysten confesses her love for Ryan Reynolds and her distaste for gun violence, and halfway through the episode Tyler solves the entire plot, making the movie unnecessary! Give us a listen and save yourself the cost of a ticket!

Duration: 02:11:28


65 - Kidnap

8/15/2017
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Sarah Bruckschwaiger joins Ryan and Tyler to discuss a movie we've literally been waiting years to see as the studio releasing it went bankrupt in 2015: “Kidnap”. It gets our first unanimous "don't watch" vote with no qualms whatsoever, Tyler pitches re-titling it "Mad Mom: Fury Road", and Halle Berry's performance is so bad we debate whether or not she ever was a good actress! Give us a listen and save yourself the cost of a ticket!

Duration: 01:54:38


64 - The Dark Tower

8/7/2017
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It's our second significant other episode! Laura Elizabeth and Kristen join Ryan and Tyler to discuss what may be the worst Stephen King adaptation ever: "The Dark Tower". This movie eliminates almost all of the source material, we unanimously agree that Matthew McConaughey gives the laziest performance of his career, and Ryan describes the film as supplying him with a depthless well of anger! Give us a listen and save yourself the cost of a ticket!

Duration: 02:34:52


63 - The Emoji Movie

8/2/2017
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Ann Pirvu joins Ryan and Tyler to discuss the movie adaptation of a smart phone feature: “The Emoji Movie”. Two of us score the movie at 0 out of 10, we all agree that its too long (despite its 86 minute runtime), and even the perpetually happy Ann yells while describing the events of the movie! Give us a listen and save yourself the cost of a ticket!

Duration: 02:03:33


62 - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

7/26/2017
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Liam Gareau joins Ryan and Tyler to discuss Luc Besson's adaptation of a french comic book series none of us have heard of: “Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets”. Two of us hate the film but the third gives it a perfect 10, we all agree that the leads are horribly miscast, and two of us agree that the fire alarm that forced us out of the theatre in the middle of the film provided a welcome break! Give us a listen and save yourself the cost of a ticket!

Duration: 02:07:00


61 - 50/50 War For The Planet Of The Apes

7/18/2017
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Our amazing title sponsor, DRAGON, presents our 61st episode! Andy Chapman joins Ryan and Tyler in a 50/50 episode to discuss the third movie in the second reboot of a 1960’s sci-fi property: “War for the Planet of the Apes”. We all agree that the title is misleading, we keep comparing it unfavourably to other films, and Tyler fell asleep in the theatre! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket!

Duration: 02:27:26


60 - 50/50 Spiderman: Homecoming

7/12/2017
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Rachel Little joins Ryan and Tyler in a special 50/50 episode to discuss the third reboot of a superhero franchise within ten years: “Spiderman: Homecoming”. We all agree that Michael Keaton is awesome, we have a long and complicated debate about a scene involving an alien gun, and we learn from Tyler that the Vulture is completely different in the comics! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket!

Duration: 02:43:13


59 - Rough Night

6/28/2017
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Nicolette Pearse joins Ryan and Tyler to discuss a movie advertised as an all-female Hangover clone: "Rough Night". We all agree it's WAY too long, somehow Ryan is the only one who really dislikes it, and Nicolette repeatedly compares it to a large person with small feet (she swears this will make sense if you tune in)! Give us a listen and save yourself the cost of a ticket!

Duration: 01:50:38


58 - Transformers: The Last Knight

6/27/2017
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Adam McNamara joins Ryan and Tyler (reluctantly) to discuss the fifth film in a franchise that's slowly killing our childhoods: "Transformers: The Last Knight". We all agree that this movie does not have a story, Ryan is continually lost in Adam & Tyler's deep-cut Transformer references, and we debate whether this movie has destroyed our minds, the Hollywood system, or Garbage Town itself! Give us a listen and save yourself the cost of a ticket!

Duration: 01:51:59


57 - The Mummy (2017)

6/21/2017
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Sarah Bruckschwaiger joins Ryan and Tyler to discuss the first official film in the Universal Dark Universe franchise, "The Mummy (2017)". We all agree we miss Brendan Fraser, we're shocked by the amount of sexism, monologue-ing & Russel Crowe, and we debate whether Tom Cruise is completely miscast! Give us a listen and save yourself the cost of a ticket!

Duration: 01:57:15


56 - Baywatch (2017)

6/14/2017
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Laura B and Jamie O'Connor join Ryan to discuss a remake of a TV series that none of them have seen: "Baywatch (2017)". This film is obsessed with dicks & balls, we debate about whether or not it has any redeeming value and it gets our worst rating in the history of garbage town! Give us a listen and save yourself the cost of a ticket!

Duration: 02:21:03


55 - 50/50 Wonder Woman (2017)

6/7/2017
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Alysa King and Liam Gareau join Ryan to discuss DC Comic's first female-driven film: "Wonder Woman". We journey deep into our opinions of Chris Pine, we agree the film handles characters of both genders pretty masterfully, and (for the first time ever) we're in complete agreement during Fixing Hollywood! Give this 50/50 episode a listen and find out if we think you should save yourself the cost of a ticket!

Duration: 02:10:34


54 - Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

5/31/2017
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Rachel Little joins Ryan and Tyler to discuss the fifth movie in a franchise based on an amusement park ride: "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales". This film is written, directed & produced only by men (and you can tell), Ryan can't remember the names of any of the new characters, and we keep comparing it to the Human Centipede! Give us a listen and save yourself the cost of a ticket!

Duration: 02:12:25


53 - Alien: Covenant

5/24/2017
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Jamie O'Connor joins Ryan and Tyler to discuss the second prequel to one of Ridley Scott's best films: "Alien: Covenant". We can't name more than four of the characters no matter how hard we try, we can't decide whether or not it's worth seeing, but after the trainwreck that was "Prometheus" it's hard for us to judge it at all! Give us a listen and save yourself the cost of a ticket!

Duration: 02:16:41


52 - King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

5/17/2017
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Cameron Wyllie joins Ryan and Tyler to discuss Guy Ritchie's adaptation of a legend where he turns a king into a pimp: "King Arthur: Legend of the Sword". This film has all the plot of a bad video game, we can't remember the names of any of the characters, and we give a special shout out to Jude Law's wig! Give us a listen and save yourself the cost of a ticket!

Duration: 02:10:02


51 - 50/50 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

5/9/2017
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Guy Bradford joins Ryan and Tyler to discuss the sequel to one of the craziest sci-fi comedies of all time in this week's 50/50 episode: "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2". This film has a random sub-plot filled with gold people, we debate the story value of abusing a baby, and we break down James Gunn's comedy style into an easy-to-use formula! Give us a listen and find out whether or not to save yourself the cost of a ticket!

Duration: 02:19:06


50 - The Circle

5/2/2017
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Alex Pinto joins Ryan and Tyler to discuss a series of bad monologues that's being advertised as a thriller: "The Circle". This film doesn't understand how privacy laws work, none of the plot adds up, and considering how she acts this might as well be Emma Watson's first movie! Give us a listen and save yourself the cost of a ticket!

Duration: 02:21:12

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