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We're a comedy podcast uploading every Sunday. We have episodes backlogged and ready for uploading every week. The podcast is new but both hosts already have followings. https://www.facebook.com/ObscurTheBird/ I have almost 3,000 likes on Facebook. https://www.facebook.com/SentFromWeb/?fref=ts Richard has 23,000 likes. The two above links are to our pages to show that we have high potential in gaining a bigger audience. We're both entertainers with serious commitment to this project. Thank you!




Free Hurricane Abortions And Only Abortions (Happy Trail Mix S02E05)

Free abortions for those hit by hurricanes? A little’s boy who’s dream of mowing the White House lawn comes true? All this and more in today’s delicious, slightly offensive bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Topic 1: Those free hurricane abortions and only abortions http://www.foxnews.com/health/2017/09/15/free-abortions-offered-to-women-affected-by-hurricane-harvey.html Topic 2: the slender man stabbing: 3 years later http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41292913 THE...

Duration: 00:42:01

Michaela Proves To Old Sexist Man That Women Can’t Drive (HTM S02E04)

Michaela gets a golf cart stuck, I douse Alan in hand sanitizer, and the hit 2001 movie Y Tu Mamá Tambien is discussed and then destroyed. Also, we look at frog hentai. All this and more in this week’s delicious Happy Trail Mix blend! New cronchy episode every week! Mega Man Cover art: http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/37/98/d3dccf401c36c0f9632c23c719eb80f6.jpg HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/

Duration: 00:39:59

The Back to School After School Special (HTM S02E03)

Hey you! Yeah you with the highlighter up your ass! You ready for hot and heavy discussion on all your favorite topics? This week on the Happy Trail Mix comedy podcast we talk about being pregnant at work, making yourself poop, blinding yourself and more! Brand new NSFW episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! This weeks wikiHow articles: http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Yourself-Poop http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-With-Being-Pregnant-at-Work HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM...

Duration: 00:40:01


HEY NERD. Do you love science? Billy Nye The Sciency Guy? NASA? 12-year-olds? Well even if you HATE all of those things, you’ll love today’s special bag of science trail mix where we talk about all of this and more! New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! Topic 1 Self-driving car? Or man dressed as car seat? http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Driver-Dressed-Like-a-Seat-Spotted-Inside-Driverless-Van-439041863.html Topic 2 The Nasa 9 Year...

Duration: 00:36:59

Jake Paul Is Terrible, Weed Sells Weed, And A Wife’s Dress-Gun (HTM S02E01)

Don’t you hate it when you get married, and your wife immediatley pulls a gun on you? Have you ever gotten your chronic from a man named Weed? And Jake Paul is the Vine star that is more disgusting than we ever could be. New zany episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Topic 1 The Newlywed Gun Game: Wife pulls out a pistol from her dress and aims at...

Duration: 00:31:53

The Blood Pact and Celebrating 50 Episodes! (HTM #50)

A long-distance blood pact, bones are found in hot dogs, and Pokemon Go Fest was a disaster. How spooky! All this and more in this week’s episode of Happy Trail Mix. On this show, the 4 hosts debate and use mean words towards each other as we discuss recent events and things nobody cares about! New episode every Sunday! Topic #1 Niantic Continues to Ruin Pokemon...

Duration: 00:30:02

Hey Lockhrin, You’re A Fucking Asshole (HTM#49)

We don’t do anything this week, don’t listen. We get into heated debates into topics that don’t matter. If you’ve wanted to hear people be upset over The Emoji Movie and each other’s existence, this is the podcast for you. Except its not. No one deserves this. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix Podbean:...

Duration: 00:26:51


Nevada has too much fun and runs out of recreational marijuana. We explain that we have, in fact, touched alcohol. Obscur has Asian glow and dies. Lockhrin takes a political quiz and learns more about himself than he ever wanted. FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix Podbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/ YouTube:...

Duration: 00:31:42

Being 12 Years Old: A Melanin-Enriched Guide (HTM #47)

The boys successfully bring up 12year olds for an uncomfortable amount of time, and ensure that we are put on a government list. If you’re 12, get ready for a wild ride. If you are any other age, you are banned from listening to this episode and most promptly leave the premises. FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix Podbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/ YouTube:...

Duration: 00:44:13

Soggy Biscuit, Icky Cookie, Toast & Frosty The Snowman (HTM #46)

Man sauce and splooshy feminine lemonade are discussed in…in…god, i gagged writing that. New episode of this disaster of a podcast every Sunday! Thanks to Richard Penny for the music! He wrote the intro and the background music. https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/ FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix Podbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/ The Are...

Duration: 00:36:57

Shadman and Smash Mouth’s Lolis and Poop ft. Rarenth (HTM #45)

Why would Smash Mouth retweet an artist known for drawing lolis and Nazi imagery? Why did we invite yet another furry onto the show? Are you surprised by our lack of viewership like I am? A delicious helping of Happy Trail Mix is delivered every Sunday! Don’t miss out! Serious question! Are ceilings walls? Vote: http://www.strawpoll.me/13283769 Topic 1: Somebody Once Retweeted…An Anime Porn Nazi http://gizmodo.com/smash-mouth-retweeted-an-anime-porn-nazi-1796348092/amp Topic 2:...

Duration: 00:39:11

The Suck & Spin (HTM #44)

This week, we discuss where fidget spinners do not go, succ, play the Happy Wikihow Game, and set ourselves up for a miserable time with Obscur’s shenanigans abroad. Topic 1 - Fidget Slicing http://www.pressunion.org/oklahoma-man-rushed-hospital-fidget-spinner-cock-ring-gets-stuck/ Topic 2 - That Good Succ http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/vampire-couple-sucks-blood_us_593ac899e4b0b13f2c69daf4?section=us_weird-news Topic 3 - Happy WikiHow Game with your Host who Carries...

Duration: 00:33:56

Spicky Cuckold Memes for Hybrid Shark Teens (HTM #43)

The gang dives into the harvard meme controversy and the questionable ethics of human animal hybrids. Topic 1: Murr, Hello World: Animal/Human Hybrid Development http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetec… Topic 2: Spicy Expulsion Memes for Degenerate Teens http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/05/us/harv… https://thetab.com/us/2017/06/05/harv… Topic 3: The Cuck Among Us: Cuck, Origins ht [...]

Duration: 00:31:21

How to Ghost your Kidney Stones (HTM #42)

All alone this week, Alan and Lockrin find themselves horribly, terribly lost. Topic 1 - Ghosting, the Real Male Privilege Topic 2 - The Rolling Stones; How Roller Coasters Help Pass Kidney Stones https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/09/for-kidney-health-roller-coaster-therapy/501278/?utm_source=fbb Topic 3 - Mark Zuckerberg hires Filipinos to Moderate Facebook https://milo.yiannopoulos.net/2017/05/facebook-filipino-army/ Topic 4 - How anime of a time we think...

Duration: 00:34:04

The Emoji Anime on Pussy Island (HTM Ep. 41)

The Boys and Girl get down discussing Pussy Island, playing the Happy Guessing Game, and Alan didn’t know Neon Genesis Evangelion was a meme. Loser. Topic 1 Pussy Island: Aoshima, the Japanese Island Filled With Damn Catshttps://www.theatlantic.com/photo/201… Topic 2 The Happy Guessing Game: What are Lockhrin’s Favorite Things? Topic 3 The Emoji Movie Enters Our Throbbing Hearts Topic 4 Alan and Evan the Gay Lion FOLLOW US!...

Duration: 01:20:14

MS Paint Michelangelo and the Ban of Steven Seagal (HTM#39)

A book entirely made in MS Paint, Steven Seagal’s Ban from the Ukraine, and Satanism are all casually discussed in this week’s helping of Happy Trail Mix. New ep. every Sunday! Topic 1 MS Paint Michelangelo http://www.boredpanda.com/microsoft-paint-ebook-illustrations-camp-redblood-pat-hines/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=BPFacebook Topic 2 Putin’s Playpal Ban from the Ukraine, How...

Duration: 00:33:42

Bill Nye’s Ice Cream Orgy (HTM #37)

Bill Nye converts an anthropomorphic straight, vanilla ice cream cone to the gay side. A penguin, Grape-kun, gets a waifu. And a Jimmy John’s employee has no reaction to a gun put to his face. All of this and more in this week’s toxic, chunky, bag of Happy Trail Mix. New episode every Sunday! Topic 1: Rechargable Chip Bags...

Duration: 00:43:21

Anal Abuse ft. Live Eels (HTM #36)

Can eels fix constipation? How do bearded dragons mate? Why are these the topics we choose to discuss on Michaela’s first official week on the show? Happy Trail Mix is now a 4-person effort, woohoo! New episode every Sunday, stay tuned if you hate yourself, but vaguely admire us. Topic 1 Abusive Daddy O’ Five http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/daddyofive-prank-controversy Topic 2 Eely Effed Up http://shanghaiist.com/2017/04/20/live_eel_constipation_cure.php Topic 3 Happy wikiHow Game...

Duration: 01:02:27

Nazi Furries and Racist Robots (HTM #35)

Are Neo-Nazis ruining the furry fandom? Are AI robots racist? The answer is yes to both. Come on and listen to this week’s bag of Happy Trail Mix to disturbingly learn how and why! New episode every Sunday! Topic 1 Punch a Furry Nazi http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/does-the-furry-community-have-a-nazi-problem-w476466 Topic 2 Racist Robot Rampage http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4410606/Robots-learning-racist-new-research-found.html Topic 3 The Happy Wikihow...

Duration: 00:31:43

All Things Brown (HTM #34)

Beep, beep! This week’s podcast is all about Snoop Dogg making golf cool, a truck driver taking acid and proudcing drool, and Lockhrin the host being a tool. All this and more in this week’s seeping, juvenile bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Topic 1 Beep beep, I’m on acid http://www.ajc.com/news/crime–law/police-trucker-takes-lsd-meth-non-stop-trip-from-seattle-massachusetts/L0VHe4LxV0VVqrzdXIkPBI/ Topic 2 Gangsta Golfas, B...

Duration: 00:50:21

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