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From the right, its Mark Hard, and from the left its Pete Hard! Join the Hard Brothers (Mike Still and Paul Welsh) for a bare-knuckle political brawl that will leave you with an America-shaped bruise on your brain. Featuring your favorite comedians performing as your (least) favorite politicians.






72 Summer Vibes with Jill Stein and Jimmy Buffett (w/ D’Arcy Carden, Geoff Garlock)

Green Party candidate and Harvard-educated doctor Jill Stein (D'Arcy Carden) returns to Hard Nation, where she avoids answering whether she's responsible for Donald Trump by playing Never Have I Ever and Zip Zap Kraut. Later, Jimmy Buffett (Geoff Garlock) calls in to preach the gospel of island livin' and keeping the bad people out. Plus: Mark thinks Nazis are bad!This episode is brought to you by Casper Mattresses (www.casper.com/HARD).

Duration: 01:05:52

71. Sean Spicer Binds His Penis (w/ Will Hines)

Former White House press secretary Sean Spicer (Will Hines) discusses his upcoming “transition” from the Trump administration and why he couldn’t get a photo with Spiderman on Hollywood Blvd, in between punching himself in the crotch. Plus: Mark is going to Burning Man!

Duration: 00:45:20

70. Mark Hard’s Conservative Summer Jam! (Live from Politicon ft. Donald Trump)

Live from Politicon in Pasadena, CA, Mark has rounded up a trio of his favorite conservative thinkers! Anthony Scaramucci (Craig Rowin) insists everything he says on this podcast is off the record. Velveteen Carter (Carl Tart) returns to explain why she hasn’t gotten her period since Trump was elected. Betsy Ross (Christine Nangle) is visiting from the past, and angry about the price of thread. And a certain President of the United States (Anthony Atamanuik) just might stop by...This...

Duration: 00:55:07

69. Tim Allen Thinks Jared Kushner's A Weenie (w/ Adam Lustick, Billy Scafuri)

On this week's episode of HARD NATION, odd couple Jared Kushner (Adam Lustick) and Tim Allen (Billy Scafuri) join the brothers for a wild conversation about "Devil's Dust", coconut balls, and dinosaurs. Plus, an in-depth look at Kushner's "teen mustache"!

Duration: 00:51:34

68. Arnold Schwarzenegger Has A Ferret (w/ Ryan Stanger)

Former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (Ryan Stanger) stops by Hard Nation to clarify that he and Donald Trump are not “hanging out pals,” stump for for the right to keep exotic pets and recite his favorite poems. Plus: Mark is learning to boogie board.

Duration: 00:46:06

67. Nick Nolte Is On His Seventh Throat (w/ Ed Larson)

People Magazine’s "Sexiest Man Alive" of 1992, Nick Nolte (Ed Larson) comes on Hard Nation to promote his new show Graves, explain how he lost his looks in a game of baccarat, and redefine oral sex. Plus: Mark and Pete debate the best movie presidents.

Duration: 00:41:02

66. Lynne Patton Is Garry Marshall (w/ Diona Reasonover)

On a special post-July 4th episode of Hard Nation, newly appointed head of Region II of the US Department of Housing and Urban Development / wedding planner extraordinaire Lynne Patton (Diona Reasonover) joins the guys to chat about "HUD-ing", how to plan the best celebrity golf tournament, and her secret life as a rom-com screenwriter.

Duration: 00:46:03

65. Tina and Tanya Wrote The Health Care Bill (w/ Holly Prazoff, Alana Johnston)

Mark and Pete break down the Senate’s new health care bill with help from the bill’s authors, Tina and Tanya (Holly Prazoff and Alana Johnston). Learn why being a woman is now a pre-existing condition, and why asthma sufferers just have “a bad attitude.” Plus: Pete is helpless to stop another segment about Star Wars.

Duration: 00:42:56

64. Supergirl Is Wonder Woman's Intern (w/ Kimmy Gatewood, Rebekka Johnson)

On this special super episode of Hard Nation, the guys are joined by ultimate super heroes Wonder Woman (Kimmy Gatewood) and Supergirl (Rebekka Johnson)! The ladies get into why invisible ink is endangered, Wonder Woman's first glimpse at a penis and Supergirl's deep love of Rotten Tomatoes.

Duration: 00:42:12


The Shrimps take on the Shecago Bulls at Pan Pacific North. Matt and Mark really call the action.The Shrimps on Twitter: pistolshrimpsbbThe Shrimps on Instagram: @ thepistolshrimps Pistol Shrimps Radio on Twitter: @ shrimpsradio Pistol Shrimps Radio on Instagram: @ pistolshrimpsradio Matt Gourley on Twitter and IG: @ mattgourley Mark McConville on Twitter and Instagram: @ markmcconville

Duration: 01:01:17

63. Pete's Dad Brought A Fine Chardo (w/ Nate Smith, Jim Santangeli)

On a very special Hard Nation, Pete’s father Ruth (Nate Smith) comes to visit his son, along with a rough gentleman (Jim Santangeli) who knows Mark suspiciously well. Painful memories are unearthed, white wine flows copiously, new podcasts are started, and it’s all very Game of Thrones.

Duration: 00:41:19

62. Donald Trump Jr: Prince of the White House (w/ Don Fanelli)

On this episode of HARD NATION, the guys are joined by President Trump's son, Donald Trump Jr. (Don Fanelli). They break down cow taxes and milk economics; Donald Jr.'s consulting tactics for "Romano Inc."; plus the art of sleeping in a suit! This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh (www.hellofresh.com code: HARDNATION30).

Duration: 00:43:03

61. Tomi Lahren Agrees To Disagree (w/ Jessica Jardine)

24 year old conservative commentator Tomi Lahren (Jessica Jardine) tells Mark & Pete about being a voice for 24 year olds, the pain of losing her platform, and why she’s definitely friends with Ivanka. Plus: Pete hates The Three Stooges.

Duration: 00:40:27

60. Jesse Jackson DJ'ed John Lewis' Birthday (w/ Phil Jackson, Lamar Woods)

This week on HARD NATION, Reverend Jesse Jackson (Phil Jackson) and Congressman John Lewis (Lamar Woods) join Mark and Pete for an important civil rights conversation. The guys do a deep dive on "staying woke", Magic Eye etiquette and eating pizza at a buffet.

Duration: 00:42:53

59. Tiffany Trump Got To Go Outside (w/ Nicole Shabtai)

First Daughter Tiffany Trump (Nicole Shabtai) is very excited to be out of her house and at the Hard Nation studios. She tells Mark & Pete about her Warby Parker internship, why hair is a great low-calorie meal, and why her knuckles are bleeding. Plus: Tiffany and Mark plan their revival of Grease.

Duration: 00:40:25

58. Maxine Waters Hates Mitch McConnell (w/ Naomi Ekperigin, Andy Beckerman)

Congresswoman Maxine Waters (Naomi Ekperigin) and Senator Mitch McConnell (Andy Beckerman) join the boys this week in some heated debates over hot topics like carnivals, PT Cruisers and Palmers cocoa butter. Plus, we get the details on what Patrick Stewart's orgasm is like and more!This episode is brought to you by Casper Mattresses (www.casper.com/HARD code: HARD).

Duration: 00:46:59

57. Race for the Wall with Sid Rock and Ned Nugent (w/ Henry Zebrowski, Craig Rowin)

Ted Nugent’s brother Ned (Henry Zebrowski) and Kid Rock’s brother Sid (Craig Rowin) help Hard Nation raise money for their radio station (according to Pete) and the Mexican border wall (according to Mark). After discovering the origin of Cat Scratch Fever and why Sid has taken a vow of celibacy, Mark & Pete take calls from a lost child, a truck driver, and a mysterious young man. Check out Henry and Craig in "Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell" on Adult Swim!

Duration: 00:45:50

56. Spring Break at Mar-a-Lago (w/ Mark Rennie, Jennie Pierson)

This week on HARD NATION, the guys are on location at the infamous "Winter White House", Mar-a-Lago! They talk with resort staffers Gabriel St. Jennifer (Mark Rennie) and Roz (Jennie Pierson) about poolside Wonder Bread, nuclear footballs in the jacuzzi, Trump's Cobb salad, and much more.

Duration: 00:40:48

55. United CEO Was Born On A Plane (w/ Zhubin Parang)

Oscar Muñoz (Zhubin Parang), the CEO of United Airlines, is full of ideas to make your United experience better, and he pitches Mark & Pete on free scorpions, sky bodegas, and a sentient Mother Of All Bombs on every plane. Plus: Mark spills details from his couple’s therapy sessions.

Duration: 00:36:34

54. Mike Huckabee Has Blazer Sausages (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)

This week, Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee (Paul F. Tompkins) joins the guys to teach them all about the art of comedy. Plus, Huckabee discusses his guacamole disguise, the importance of a good "bass face" and his love of full milk. This episode is brought to you by MyHopscotch (www.myhopscotch.com code: HARD) and Blue Apron (www.blueapron.com/hardnation).

Duration: 00:49:52

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