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Episode 50 - The Christmas Special!

12/10/2017
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We made it Episode 50! Come celebrate Christmas early with your humble Goat Lords, the epitomes of piety. This episode has it all! From BM's to Bob Saget. We even touch on feminism, freedom of speech and SSRI's. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook...

Duration: 01:03:10


Episode 49 - That Is One Nice Mailmen

12/3/2017
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You spoke and we listened! Due to popular demand, we got Chuck Face back on the show. We go deep into philosophical quandaries and I dare say we touch on the true essence of humanity. Remember to stay strong, hold those goats, and name your first born Donald. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you...

Duration: 01:03:19


Episode 48 - Jim Carrey, the Philosopher

11/18/2017
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In this episode, Ian and Chance discuss the new Jim Carrey, death, and what it means to be human. We also got our first sponsor! kek What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Donate to the show using our Tip Jar Find out more on the Hold Your...

Duration: 01:00:10


Episode 47 - Dating a Corporate Zombie

11/4/2017
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Your most humble Goat Overseers "dissertate" the intricacies of dating, corporate America, and streaming. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel Donate to the...

Duration: 01:08:00


Episode 46 - How You Feel 'Bout Elians?

11/2/2017
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Chance and Ian get in to some crazy topics in this episode. You will have to hold on tight to you goats for this one. Feel free to point us in some directions so we may put this one to bed, or you can just rage at us for losing our minds. Whatever floats your boat. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to...

Duration: 00:42:00


Episode 45 - Comparing Apples to Oranges

10/14/2017
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In this episode of the HYG, Ian and Chance bring you special guest JT. We discuss a range of varying topics, but mostly the malicious nature of planned obsolescence. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Video versions of the podcast can be...

Duration: 01:06:25


Episode 44 - Rabid Bats

8/24/2017
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Your Goat Lords are back after a short reprieve. Ian and Chance discuss the finer things in life. Such as drugs, snakes, rabies, and removing gnats from your eyes. Just hit play, sit back, and surrender control of your mind to us, your all-deserving Goat Lords. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help...

Duration: 00:50:42


Episode 43 - Oh Chuck, It's Fase

7/9/2017
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Did you ever wonder how to cure your Redneckness? Could you climb Everest in five years time? Is there brown on your toothbrush? Did you know that "Your Mom" is a meme? Who was it that made Utah Great Again? Find the answer to these questions and many others on this special edition of The Hold Your Goats Podcast with guest Chase Stephens. It's all fun and games till your dick hurts. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset...

Duration: 01:15:31


Episode 41 - Big Fat Fake Blood Diamonds

6/21/2017
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Your most gracious Goat Lords talk about how far diamonds have infiltrated our culture, marriage, actual cannibal Shia Labeouf, and spelling bees. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold...

Duration: 00:25:41


Episode 40 - Alternative CPR

6/19/2017
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Your enlightened Goat Overseers converse over topics like: messing with peeps at stop signs, Doter Two, The Pagemaster, and CPR. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube...

Duration: 00:17:53


Episode 38 - Farewell Mayor West

6/15/2017
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We talk about Toxoplasma gondii, the intricacies of language, the OG Manbat, and the evils of advertisement. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel Donate to...

Duration: 00:21:22


Episode 37 - DGAF

6/11/2017
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Description. Words. Whatever. Who reads this anyways? What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel Donate to the show using our Tip Jar Find out more at Hold Your...

Duration: 00:20:15


Episode 33 - Smoke 'Em Out

6/2/2017
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Re-upload The original sound file was corrupted. I twisted my nipples till they were raw, so it should be fixed now. Grasp firmly to our cloven hooves as we embark on this esoteric expedition through existence. You gasp as our enlightened goat forms artlessly displace the very fabric of space and time granting us swift passage through the cosmos. We rapidly descend upon a black hole; our minds meld into a singularity of consciousness due to the spaghettification of our beings as we cross...

Duration: 00:18:19


Episode 32 - Brain Fart

5/31/2017
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Your all-powerful goat lords discuss When the Sun Dies, peace in the Middle East, police officers, Millennial Screeching, the Interwebs, and Samuel L. Jackson. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Video versions of the podcast can be found...

Duration: 00:25:05


Episode 31 - Philosophical Sports Stars

5/29/2017
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Ian and Chance talk about Blackfish, sports, and reality T.V. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel Donate to the show using our Tip Jar Find out more at...

Duration: 00:16:27


Episode 30 - A Dazzle of Zebras

5/25/2017
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This week has been a cockamamie jumble of unforeseeable events. The original audio of Ian and Chance was lost to the void. Chance is flying solo in this the thirtieth episode of the Hold Your Goats Podcast. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook...

Duration: 00:22:28


Episode 29 - Depressive Dreams on Caffeine

5/23/2017
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Your omniscient Goat Lords talk about energy drinks, feeling depressed, and lucid dreaming. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel Donate to the show using our...

Duration: 00:15:36


Episode 28 - Don't Let Your Dreams Be Dreams

5/21/2017
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In this, the twenty-eighth episode of the Hold Your Goats Podcast, your unostentatious Goat Lords discuss crusty eye-boogers, getting hit on by older women, the sensation of touch, heart transplants, and the Ganzfeld Effect. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on...

Duration: 00:17:23


Episode 27 - There Is No Cake

5/19/2017
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Your magnanimous Goat Lords converse over a choice mishmash of material ranging from pernicious business ventures across state lines to the unending mediocrity that is the essence of human existence. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook...

Duration: 00:16:06


Episode 26 - My Juicy Fruit Is Too Juicy

5/16/2017
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Your Goat Overseers discuss in-state tuition, gum, Blizzard games, and special effects. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel Donate to the show using our Tip...

Duration: 00:15:41

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