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Looking for a reason to feel good about yourself? We invite you to House Sadness to enjoy childish bits, social experiments, a touch of self deprication, and embarassing tales from guests in a sad attempt by Jacob and Josh to feel slightly better about themselves...if only for a short time.

Looking for a reason to feel good about yourself? We invite you to House Sadness to enjoy childish bits, social experiments, a touch of self deprication, and embarassing tales from guests in a sad attempt by Jacob and Josh to feel slightly better about themselves...if only for a short time.
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Location:

Grand Rapids, MI

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Looking for a reason to feel good about yourself? We invite you to House Sadness to enjoy childish bits, social experiments, a touch of self deprication, and embarassing tales from guests in a sad attempt by Jacob and Josh to feel slightly better about themselves...if only for a short time.

Language:

English

Contact:

323-744-7268


Episodes

I’M IN A MILK PIT

10/18/2017
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The boys are back and they are a ramblin’ more than ever. About 45 minutes in the finally get to some, “WFM’s” then it’s week two of the new segment in, “Joke o the Gay,” then we hear, “30 seconds of Meg Ryan slinging Whoppers in a Burger King commercial,” then the boys have another […]

Duration: 01:49:07


MISCHA FARTIN’

10/11/2017
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California here we come, right back where we farted from, Californiaaaaaaaaaaaaa. The boys are my neck, my back, lick my podcast and my crack. They get things started with yet again some ladies who are, “WFM’s,” then they introduce a new bit in, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear, “60 seconds of Kids Bop […]

Duration: 01:13:16


MY SWEET ASS

10/4/2017
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By the grace of the sweet, sweet Garth Brooks, House Sadness is back and we’ve got friends in no places. The boys get things started with some women who aren’t big on social graces but who are still, “WFM’s.” Then we take, “30 seconds to make 7-Up Yours,” then things get fuzzy as the boys […]

Duration: 01:20:03


B, D, D, & D

9/27/2017
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Hold onto your butts, it’s another episode of House Sadness cumming at, on but not in you. The boys kick things off with some more, “WFM’s” we hear, “90 seconds of the 2000 VMA’s hosted by the Waynes brothers,” then the boys spill the beans and fill their jeans in, “Notecard Secrets,” and finally, the […]

Duration: 01:08:09


Siri POV Ass Worship

9/20/2017
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Here’s another episode of a podcast you’re not allowed to listen to within 100 feet of a school. The boys get things started with some, “WFM’s” then we hear, “30 seconds of Know That’s What I Call Poos-ic Vol 4-skin,” then time to cover your boners with your binders because it’s long awaited return of, […]

Duration: 01:44:34


HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, BUKKAKE

9/13/2017
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Boy, oh Bob’s Big Boy. The boys are back and they are getting the breakfast buffet for $5 on the morning before their football games. They fart things off with some shoulda, coulda, “WFM’s” then we hear “30 seconds of the delicious and nutritious? cereal Cookie Crisp,” then the boys ask the questions the man […]

Duration: 01:32:58


Quentin Tarantino’s CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN

9/6/2017
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“Oh, my neck. Oh, my back. My neck and back. I want a $150,000 but right now I’ll settle out of court for a new episode of House Sadness.” The boys are back they are joined by a very special guest, the wolf-bruh himself: DAN CUMMINS. They get things started with a round of, “WFM’s,” […]

Duration: 01:18:19


OLIVE GARDEN’S ENDLESS SOUP OR SOAK-HER

8/30/2017
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What is time really other than the universe calling you old and laughing at you for getting fat. Maybe time needs to take a look at itself and stop projecting all its shit on us. Time is really just a flat circle jerk and the boys are back and lubing up both hands for another […]

Duration: 01:36:13


CHER THE LOAD

8/23/2017
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Do you believe in hotdogs after hotdogs? I can feel something inside me say: “I really don’t think the boys are back with another episode, now” they get things started with oh, shit, it’s wouldn’t fuck me’s, not even if our dick were puppies,” then we hear, “30 seconds of ‘Now that’s what I call […]

Duration: 01:05:01


JAKE PAULSY

8/16/2017
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Well, this is a long one. How long is it? Thank you, conveniently placed transitional sentence. This bad, bad, dirty, someone should talk to his mother, boy clocks in at an hour and a half. Or more easily understood as how many seconds there are in an hour and a half and then divide (or […]

Duration: 01:35:50


Stephen King’s ANAL SHADOW

8/9/2017
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Boy oh, big boy. The boys are back in town and they are a-rambling. They get things false started with some drunken banter about traffic and then merge on into some “WFM’s.” Then we hear, “145 seconds of the Emmy/Grammy/Oscar/Golden Globe/Faulkner/Peabody/Kid’s Choice Award/MTV Moon Man/Pulitzer Prize winning trailer of Jack and Jill.” Then they dive […]

Duration: 01:04:54


A GAY’S GAZE

8/2/2017
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And it’s another long one. What could the boys possibly spend 30 minutes upfront talking about? The collapse of modern civilization? The melting ice caps? The merits of Chaucer? Well, this is House Sadness, of course, so the boys, naturally, pontificate about the one thing that keeps their hope alive: hotdogs. Once the boys decide […]

Duration: 01:33:57


DIP MY D!*K IN WATER LIKE I’M BOILING DOGS

7/26/2017
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Hi, my name is, what? My name is who? My name is housesadness podcast. We are back with a hot one. The boys kick things out off with some ladies whose love can’t be bought in “WFM’s,” we hear “30 seconds of The Stretch Armstrong Commercial,” then twiddle deez nuts and tweedle cum sing their […]

Duration: 00:51:01


CUM HARDER JUST BECAUSE

7/19/2017
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Buckle up hot dogs, this is a footlong one. The boys are back with an episode that’s headstrong and will take on anyone. They get things started by diving tongue first into the endless sea of “WMFs,” we hear “30 seconds of Hilary ‘don’t call me gay or late to dinner’ Duff,” then the Korn […]

Duration: 01:10:21


LIFE A’SQUIRT

7/12/2017
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The boy’s are back in town and they are bound to let you down, again. They get things farted with some oh, I wonder wonder wonder why these, “WMF’s” not even later at the mall, then we hear “30 seconds of the wonder ball,” followed by, “47 seconds of Knock knock, who’s there? It’s our […]

Duration: 01:01:23


GOODBYE HOT DOGS

7/5/2017
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Oh hot dog, the boys have a chode of an episode for you. They start things off with some “WFM’s” who have seen their hopes and dreams lying on the ground, we hear “30 seconds of: Oh no sir, I must say you’re wrong,” then the chode masters try out a new segment in “All […]

Duration: 00:50:47


GAY GAY GAY GAY, GAY GAY GAY GAY, I AM SO FxxKING GAY

6/28/2017
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The best part of waking up is a new house sadness in your butt. The boys kick things off with some women who will never get them off in “WFM’s” We hear “30 seconds of I learned it from watching you,” you know who you are (Jon Taffer) Then the boys do a supermarket sweep […]

Duration: 00:55:30


AND YOU AIN’T GOT A PAIR OF TESTICLES IF YOU LIKE DRINKING FROM GLASS

6/21/2017
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The boys are back and drinking cyanide from a red solo cup. They discuss some more lovely ladies who are “WFM’s,” unphased by truck nuts. We hear “120 seconds of the Citizen Kane-9 of animals playing sports movies, Air Bud,” hear a new bit called “Fortune Fellers,” and then get lectured for 30 seconds by […]

Duration: 00:54:53


APPALACHIAN MONK

6/14/2017
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Orange you glad the boys are back for another episode? Me neither, but there is no god. They discuss some more lovely ladies who are for sure, “WFM’s,” I double checked. We hear “30 seconds of the one man laugh track Jimmy Fallon.” Then the boy’s get into, “From First to Last,” when they travel […]

Duration: 01:06:43


FART ATTACK

6/7/2017
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Boy, oh Boy George. The boys are back and cummin, cummin, cummin, cummin, cummin, cummin, chemleons. They discuss some more lovely ladies who are “WFM’s with a ten foot pole, hear “30 Seconds of…” Mac from it’s always sunny and a fuguees and funyun’s enthusiast, then reveal some more secret, secret, I got a notepad […]

Duration: 00:54:47

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