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The First True Guitar Hero According To Brad Tolinski

6/29/2017
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Brad Tolinski, rock journalist and author of the book “Play It Louder: An Epic History of the Style, Sound & Revolution of the Electric Guitar” picks his first true guitar hero, Charlie Christian. An incredible musician, Charlie Christian caught the ear of Benny Goodman, who not only helped skyrocket Christian’s career, but was also an underrated hero in the civil rights movement. Check out the full interview at www.citizenabels.libsyn.com/play-it-even-louder. “I Am Citizen Abels”...

Duration: 00:05:56


Singer, Songwriter, And Entertainer Larry D. "Reid" Delves Into Relationships And Divorce

6/29/2017
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Divorce is usually ugly, but not for the perpetually optimistic Larry Reid. Reid is still great friends with his ex-wife, and while both of them are enjoying their lives after marriage, they believe they are forever better for the love they had in the past. Check out the full interview at www.citizenabels.libsyn.com/jesus-h-doctor. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC...

Duration: 00:01:59


The Citizen And Blackbird Are Sexual Deviants

6/28/2017
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In this skit from Citizen Abels & Friends, recorded on June 15, 2017, The Citizen calls his shrink, Dr. Hilda Von Stern. He’s depressed – and so is Blackbird. Dr. Von Stern reminds the two that clearly they are both sexual deviants. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes,...

Duration: 00:04:38


Jaded Dawn Talks Dieting And How Big Is Too Big

6/28/2017
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Jaded Dawn sets the record straight for the perfect rooster or cock size, depending on whether you’re talking about sex or chickens or both. Jaded says there’s no such thing as too big a thing. And the lovely Dawn tells The Citizen about her unusually strict kosher diet and how much protein and cum-in she eats daily. Check out the full interview at www.citizenabels.libsyn.com/those-cups-runneth-over . “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring...

Duration: 00:03:52


The Citizen Calls His Old Friend Gary In New York

6/28/2017
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The Citizen gets depressed again. So he calls his old friend Gary in New York hoping he gets a few nice words from his old bud. It doesn’t quite turn out that way. The skit was recorded June 15, 2017. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo,...

Duration: 00:03:49


Sean Haugh, U.S. Senatorial Candidate, Weighs In On Hillary Clinton And James Comey

6/28/2017
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North Carolina U.S. Senatorial candidate Sean Haugh is not a fan of the Republican or the Democratic parties. Regardless, Haugh talks about James Comey’s braveness, President Trump’s audacity, and the Hillary Clinton email scandal as part of a much larger problem in the U.S. political system. Check out the full interview at www.citizenabels.libsyn.com/the-libertarian-delivers. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a...

Duration: 00:03:53


The Kind Of Porn Nina Hartley And Her Husband Prefer

6/27/2017
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Nina Hartley explains that even though the porn that gets the most media attention is often aggressive, there is a lot of mild, loving porn out there. She also reveals that her preference is a little surprising – illustrated porn. Check out the full interview at www.citizenabels.libsyn.com/rattle-of-the-bulge. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com)....

Duration: 00:01:14


Stripper Jaded Dawn Teaches The Citizen About Fetish Work And Ball Busting

6/27/2017
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While most of us seldom think about fetish work, Jaded Dawn thinks about it all the time – and gets paid for it. BDSM is no longer cool enough, she tells The Citizen, so sometimes her fetish work includes rolling around in mud, peeing, smoking, popping balloons, humiliation and The Citizen’s personal favorite - ball busting. Check out the full interview at www.citizenabels.libsyn.com/those-cups-runneth-over. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show...

Duration: 00:03:36


Nina Hartley On How Many Sexual Partners She's Had

6/27/2017
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Nina shares an estimate of how many sexual partners she’s had, and regrets not keeping a log book of all of the encounters. She also reveals her philosophy of being a generous lover and talks about the different types of sex she regularly enjoys. Check out the full interview at www.citizenabels.libsyn.com/rattle-of-the-bulge. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC...

Duration: 00:03:03


Former Pastor Larry D. "Reid" Talks About His Departure From Traditional Church Culture

6/27/2017
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After 18 years of preaching, “Reid” retired as Pastor Larry D. Reid, and sought a different lifestyle. And while he feels blessed about growing up in a pious family, he says the church did not provide room to grow one’s personality, and it left him no choice but to seek other ways to express his spirituality. Check out the full interview at www.citizenabels.libsyn.com/jesus-h-doctor. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a...

Duration: 00:03:08


Why Nina Hartley Wouldn't Do John Holmes

6/27/2017
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John Holmes was one of the world's most famous porn stars. Surprisingly, Nina says that while she knew Holmes, she did not want to do him even though he was bigger than a bread box. Check out the full interview at www.citizenabels.libsyn.com/rattle-of-the-bulge. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media...

Duration: 00:00:47


Julius Jewbird Comes To The Studio To Ask About Shvartzes

6/12/2017
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In this Citizen Abels & Friends skit, recorded June 7, 2017, Julius Jewbird, The Citizen’s neighbor from down the block, comes to the Four Strong Media Studios to ask The Citizen about shvartzes, as some of the tribe call black people. Needless to say, Blackbird is there in a minute like white on rice. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can...

Duration: 00:03:53


Two Fathers Talk Autism

6/12/2017
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Guy Shahar is one of those men. He’s one of those fathers who won’t stop. He’s one of those fathers who loves his child and life and all those things good in the world – love being the most important. Listen to this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” entitled, “Two Fathers Talk Autism,” recorded June 1, 2017, when The Citizen and Guy talk about autism, children, love, pain, suffering – and most importantly – joy. Guy’s non-profit organization – Transforming Autism, based in the UK...

Duration: 02:43:00


Dr. Bea Does The Enneagram

6/10/2017
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In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” entitled, “Dr. Bea Does The Ennegram” and recorded May 30, 2017, The Citizen and psychotherapist and coach Dr. Beatrice Chestnut discuss things like personality typing, whether psychotherapists are like fortune tellers, and whether guys should worry more about a girl’s bra size than her personality type. Dr. Bea explains the 9 Enneagram personality types but declines to reveal whether her particular “type” looks more like George Clooney or Brad...

Duration: 01:00:56


Pelvis Leslie Wants To Be On The Citizen's Show

6/7/2017
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Citizen Abels gets an email from Pelvis Leslie asking if he could be a guest on The Citizen’s show. When The Citizen calls, Pelvis tells him that he’s related to the king of rock and roll and he’s not that Big Richard. Of course, Blackbird has to chime in. The skit was recorded June 6, 2017. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The...

Duration: 00:03:55


Psychoanalyst Dr. Hilda Von Stern Calls The Citizen

6/3/2017
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Citizen Abels gets too excited the day porn power couple Nina Hartley and Ernest Greene are scheduled to appear on his show. He forgets his appointment with Dr. Hilda Von Stern, his psychoanalyst, and insanity and depravity ensues. This bit was recorded May 19, 2017. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, known to his fans as “The Citizen,” and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can...

Duration: 00:02:53


Citizen Abels Calls A 1-800 Sex Party Line

6/2/2017
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The Citizen calls a 1-800 sex party line and asks a black nympho queen if she’ll pet his black bird. This prank call was recorded January 31, 2017. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, known to his fans as “The Citizen,” and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Google Play Music, Player.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and...

Duration: 00:02:04


General F.U. Adcock Knows An African When He Sees One

6/2/2017
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The Citizen gets a call on The Citizen Hotline from General F.U. Adcock and then another from Vladimir Sputin. This bit was recorded May 3, 2017. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, known to his fans as “The Citizen,” and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Google Play Music, Player.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and...

Duration: 00:03:47


The Baroness Of Brooklyn Calls The Citizen On His Cellphone

6/1/2017
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A new character pops up out of the blue and calls The Citizen on his cellphone in the middle of a show – The Baroness of Brooklyn – who proceeds to tell The Citizen that she saw him on the Bend-her dating app. This bit was recorded May 15, 2017. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, known to his fans as “The Citizen,” and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his...

Duration: 00:02:57


Blackbird’s Baby Mama, Booty Bird, Joins The Fun

6/1/2017
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In this bit, recorded January 31, 2017, Blackbird’s baby mama, Booty Bird, gets in on the action as the two lovebirds set about to trash The Citizen. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, known to his fans as “The Citizen,” and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Google Play Music, Player.fm, YouTube, Vimeo,...

Duration: 00:02:30

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