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Ice and The Face Ep. 175 Nov. 25, 2017

11/26/2017
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YES! This is Ice and The Face #175 -11.25.17- The Thanksgiving Leftovers Special 2017! Tonight, Stonz pulls up a bar stool and joins us for an epic night of gluttony! Together, we skip merrily through the feathers of millions of dead turkeys, beating off marauders with ham bones and the fruit cakes of yore, and pouring hot gravy into our crotches, all to go a caroling our way into your dark hearts and eager minds with such decadent and sweet topics as: Condom stuff, Thanksgiving issues,...

Duration: 00:52:35


Ice and The Face Ep. 174 Nov. 19, 2017

11/19/2017
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Merry well! This is Ice and The Face #174 -11.19.17- and it will shake you clear out of existence! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, Stonz! Join us as we push through the war zone of everyday life, dodging stupidness splashing toward us from every direction, with nothing to live on but contaminated water and battery acid! By the end, our mutant genes soak up the toxic waste of normal life to expunge upon you laughable words on such glorious topics as: Global condom drone drops, penile...

Duration: 01:06:31


Ice and The Face Ep. 173 Nov. 6, 2017

11/7/2017
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WOAH! Welcome to Ice and The Face #173! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, Stonz! Together, we march with very high knees through the cesspool of existence, guffawing at this and that, drinking vodka by the gallon just to cope, and basically just chuckle-farting our way through such mind-bending topics as: Testicular condoms, garbage people, a pool on the roof of a mini-van, KFC bath bombs, old funny medical procedures, wiping with corn cobs, a masturbating nose-picker, Wiki-How to...

Duration: 00:53:09


Ice and The Face Ep. 172 Oct. 26, 2017

10/30/2017
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YES! This is Ice and The Face #172 -10.26.17- and it will sand your mind's feet right down to the nubs! Tonight, we welcome our dear friend Tony Heronimous Tedesco! Together, we slog forth into the dreary doldrums of regular everyday living, shielding our eyes, skin drenched in bug spray, batting away at foul creatures hither and thither, just to bring you some truth serum on such wondrous hip topics as: Issues with chain mail, weird super powers, custom condom prints, manhood cozies,...

Duration: 00:42:57


Ice and The Face Ep. 171 Oct. 19, 2017

10/20/2017
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Hello, greasy younglings. Today we gather here to celebrate the release of episode #171 -10.19.17- of Ice and The Face, and with some choice meats and tender vittles, we climb the highest peaks of stupor and stare directly into the eyes of destiny. Along for the ride is our frozen trail marker, Stonz, ever pointing the way forward on this journey to the supposed “great” beyond, where, for three minutes, we become aware of our own shitty, unremarkable lives. Join us, as we spelunk deep...

Duration: 00:40:54


Ice and The Face Ep. 170 Oct. 12, 2017

10/15/2017
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Well hey! Welcome to Ice and The Face #170 - 10.12.17! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back Twitter superstar, John Lacki! Together, we chug gallons and gallons of the sour cheeseballed up milk known as "our reality" and together, we raise an eyebrow or two at how it goes about its business. Join us, as we sway to and fro on such steaming topics as: Condom stuff, mustache stuff, nose hair extensions, ham crashing through a roof, frozen turkey fears, Guy Fieri swimsuits, violent unborn...

Duration: 00:47:23


Ice and The Face Ep. 169 Oct. 6, 2017

10/8/2017
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Hello creatures of Earth, and welcome to the germ-infested episode #169 of Ice and The Face on 10.6.17! Tonight we saddle-up our most diseased microbes, ride the human waste fields of this sad and miserable Earth-sewer, and, after a long and arduous journey, declare ourselves victorious atop the cesspool of human misery with cupcakes and helium balloons. On tonight's episode, we take you on a romp hither and thither with such mind-blowing topics as: Fun with sauerkraut, Big Foot Juice,...

Duration: 01:12:46


Ice and The Face Ep. 168 Sept. 30, 2017

10/1/2017
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This is Ice and The Face #168 -9.30.17- The International Podcast Day 2017 spectacular! Tonight, in a rare LIVE online appearance, we yank up our dirty old long johns, and with completely straight faces, lift our knees high and stomp muddily with booted feet as we make for safe ground. For out there among us, below the stars and softening smog filter, lurk other human-like creatures, and their stink, boy, is so unimaginable, it is such it done stopped a man’s heart! Therefore, it is with...

Duration: 01:03:52


Ice and The Face Ep. 167 Sept. 16, 2017

9/17/2017
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YES! THIS is Ice and The Face #167 -9.16.17- and it is here to shake you and scream gibberish at your face until you pass out! Tonight, we, Rick and Sarah, pull on our flashiest and most fashionable banana leotards and funkify your evening. Skipping merrily beside us is our blindest friend, Stonz. So strap yourselves in to your roomiest pillow fort and get ready to be whisked away to a miserable world full of whimsy and also depressing topics such as: Sea creatures vs land creatures,...

Duration: 01:06:00


Ice and The Face Ep. 166 Sept. 1, 2017

9/1/2017
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WOAH! THIS is Ice and The Face #166 - 9.1.17! Welcome back to the show. Yes, we know, saying "welcome back" implies that you've been away, when, in truth, we are the ones who've been gone. Yes, we were missing for several weeks, trapped in a small village just north of the Himalayas. We traversed an ancient land, learning the ways of the locals, sampling exotic delicacies (mostly random animal penis cooked over open flame), and coming to understand that humanity is, for the most part,...

Duration: 00:59:40


Ice and The Face Ep. 165 Aug 16, 2017

8/17/2017
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HI! This is Ice and The Face #165 -8.16.17- and it is here to pick your mind-scabs! Tonight, Rick and Sarah, grab some shovels, wear bullet proof vests, and venture out into the jungles of normie-land. With our Rambo knives at the ready, we dig deep through the wet mud and mystery-dung of human behavior, gagging and dry heaving, to bring you some lighthearted this and that on such burning and itching topics as: Lift-tip contraception, unique bathroom troubles, blaming groundhogs for...

Duration: 01:03:21


Ice and The Face Ep. 164 Aug 5, 2017

8/5/2017
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YO! This is Ice and The Face #164 -8.5.17- and today, we embark on an epic journey of the mind, of the senses... of the heart. With the accompaniment of Sarah's cousin, Krystal, we strap on our finest bear-pelts, spikiest post-apocalyptic ruffled bloomers, and head for the flaming hills of what was once referred to as "civilized society" wherein we tackle such explosive topics as: Anti-pervert flamethrowers, fixing your sinuses with butt stuff, touching other people's food, over-wiping,...

Duration: 00:53:06


Ice and The Face Ep. 163 July 30, 2017

7/31/2017
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Oh hey! THIS is Ice and The Face #163 -7.30.17- and it is here to cram its way inside your head and donkey punch your thoughts! Tonight, Sarah and Rick walk up to life's bay window and have a seat, and together, we watch normie-living in awe and simultaneous horror! Careful not to be seen, we bear witness to a plethora of semi-human activities and for your pleasure, add a sort of DVD commentary, if you will, to fill your eager ears with an in depth look at such zany topics as: Goats,...

Duration: 00:44:48


Ice and The Face Ep. 162 July 20, 2017

7/21/2017
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HI! This is Ice and The Face #162 -7.20.17- and after teaching our cat how to fly a kite and get sweet abs, we decided to grace your head-wounds with a series of miserable side-quests you wish you didn't have to deal with in order to hit 100%! On this journey, guided by the stupor of a blind man named Stonz, we venture forth into the great unknown, and find out it isn't all that great. In fact, we find out that "great" in "great unknown" is just more of a catchphrase than anything relating...

Duration: 01:02:43


Ice and The Face Ep. 161 July 13, 2017

7/14/2017
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Oh, hi there! THIS is Ice and The Face #161 -7.13.17- and it is here to reach that part you can't reach! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back the overlord of TMH2.com, John Lacki! Together, we splash through the mud of everyday life, retching and giggling maniacally, pointing and commenting on this and that! And, as we dip and dodge past giant swooping insects of failure, we bring to you the rotten meaty and stinking truths of such enormously important topics as: Bro jobs, lost and found...

Duration: 01:00:42


Ice and The Face Ep. 160 July 7, 2017

7/8/2017
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Hello! This is Ice and The Face #160 -7.7.17- and tonight Sarah and Rick un-stick themselves from the flypaper of life in order to rearrange your most disgusting thoughts into a more manageable series of horrible memories. Join us on this light-hearted romp through the nether regions of the human condition, and you too will understand the path to true enlightenment is a hop skip, and a frolic away. Bathe your basted mind-meats in such topics as: Frolicking, the female condom, splinters in...

Duration: 01:03:15


Ice and The Face Ep. 159 June 29, 2017

6/30/2017
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Welcome to the dream! Ice and The Face #159 -6.29.17- is here to soothe all that burning you're dealing with! Tonight, Rick and Sarah go Yankee-doodling with a person for sure, Stonz! Together, we get to rock climbing, lifting ourselves far above the dark city of regular normie life. Looking down in total confusion, sneering with great abandon and unmitigated gall, we allow our senses to absorb as much as three human beings can possibly endure to expend cleanly filtered truths on such zany...

Duration: 01:02:22


Ice and The Face Ep. 158 June 19, 2017

6/20/2017
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YES! You came! This is Ice and The Face #158 -6.19.17- and it is here to throw hot sand into your mind's eye! :D Tonight, Rick and Sarah join hands and go spelunking into the dank dark earth caves of normie life! Wearing hats with lights on them and swatting away the occasional bat, we do our best to wax philosophical on a laundry list of normie behaviors ranging all the way from hither to thither. Examples include: Cheap robot priests, why there's no Uncle Day, shutting up your kids with...

Duration: 00:55:46


Ice and The Face Ep. 157 June 12, 2017

6/13/2017
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Well look at YOU! THIS is Ice and The Face #157 -6.12.17- and it will bleed your mind's feet until the demons have been exorcised! Tonight, Rick and Sarah huddle beneath a giant black storm cloud of normie activities and stand in absolute AWE, shielding ourselves with an iron umbrella, peeking out occasionally with eyes wide to subject our minds to the horrors of normie living in order unveil the dark truths on such jubilant topics as: Modest penises, politician porn preferences, issues...

Duration: 00:45:54


Ice and The Face Ep. 156 June 2, 2017

6/3/2017
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What in the?! HEY, it's Ice and The Face #156 -6.2.17- and it is here to fix your mouth and face up all bright! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, person we know, Stonz! Together, we erect a tent beneath the apocalyptic mushroom clouds of day to day life, and whilst rocking back and forth, humming along to the war drums of irate normies, we chuckle warmly and deliver our views on topics as million-dollar-strong as: Kids and the end times, Carl theories, glass eyes and whatnot,...

Duration: 01:04:54

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