Chris and Carter Pray to Joe Rogan and Curse Jeff Sessions. They talk bitcoin fatwas and the new Swatting trend. Lots of coughing and too many blunts, followed by a Anderson Cooper, Giggly Little Bitchman.
Chris and Carter find out they're still not smart. They discuss Jesus' penis and debate whether or not Miss America is hot. An eleven year old gets arrested while Rihanna is spying on you through your fit bit .