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Jon Reads the Bible: The Gospel According to Stupid

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79- Deuteronomy - 9 And 10 - "Circumsize The Foreskin Of Your Heart"

1/7/2018
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In this episode we once again review a bit more of the previous books of the bible with this book of the bible. But this chapters has some metal aspects, some philosophical aspects, and aspects i'm not sure I can physically do. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook...

Duration: 00:20:48


78- Deuteronomy - 7 And 8 - "Remember To Fear God, Mkay"

1/3/2018
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In this episode we get another review of sorts but it seems like this will come back around and bite everyone in the ass. Dunno if spoilers. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes...

Duration: 00:21:56


77- Deuteronomy - 5 And 6 - "How To Talk To Your Kids About The Ten Commandments"

12/17/2017
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In this episode we are told/reminded that there are ten commandments and what happens you and yours if you don't follow them. Or God. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel...

Duration: 00:24:34


76- Deuteronomy - 3 And 4 - "Darkness And Thick Darkness"

12/10/2017
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In this episode we get a nice review of what just happened and a friendly reminder not to go against God. Because. you know. God be angry always. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook...

Duration: 00:31:17


75- Deuteronomy - 1 And 2 - "Quoteable And PR God"

12/5/2017
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In this episode we get a very quotable first chapter and then a pretty nice recap because I'm not good enough for that. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes...

Duration: 00:31:31


74- Review Of Numbers - "The Sucky Books Part 2"

11/26/2017
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the review of Numbers. By Stupid. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon...

Duration: 00:10:44


73 - Numbers 35 And 36 - "Kill The Killers"

11/26/2017
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In this episode we answer an e-mail and we take a look at the last two chapters of Numbers! Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes...

Duration: 00:20:23


72 - Numbers 33 And 34 - "Mount Whore"

11/12/2017
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In this episode we see how many change of address forms the hebrews used. It is a lot. Like...stupid a lot. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes...

Duration: 00:26:19


71 -Numbers 31 And 32 - "Moses And Eleazar The 1%"

11/5/2017
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In this chapter Jon doesn't understand what the Midianites did. and Is horrified at their apparent punishment. Then the payout of said spoils of war to the top two and then the army. Seems fishy... Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook...

Duration: 00:32:12


70 -Numbers 29 And 30 - "And A Goat For A Sin Off - Er - Ing"

10/23/2017
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In this episode we find out why there aren't many animals following around our hebrew heroes as well as showing an old history of the patriarchy. Fun. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook...

Duration: 00:21:46


69 -Numbers 27 And 28 - "Progressive 2017 God"

10/16/2017
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In this quick episode God turns out to be pretty okay. Until he starts demanding more lamb sacrifices. Again. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes...

Duration: 00:15:51


68 -Numbers 24, 25, And 26 - "Take A Drink."

10/8/2017
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In this episode...we drink. because we have another NUMBERS OF PEOPLE WE DON'T KNOW OR CARE ABOUT! Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes...

Duration: 00:22:33


67 -Numbers 22 And 23 - "Did You Click The SEEN - BY - PEOPLE Button?"

10/8/2017
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In this episode God still doesn't quite have a handle on his operating system for his angels. But - He is getting better about that whole smite just because bit. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook...

Duration: 00:33:41


66 -Numbers 20 And 21 - "Storm Of Snakes"

9/24/2017
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In this episode we see that God doesn't like to show any of his followers the cause and effect of his miracles or their selfish bitching for the materialistic...you know...like water. Also Snakes...And a lot of death in this one. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter...

Duration: 00:19:59


65 -Numbers 17, 18, And 19 - "Rods And Their Unclean People"

9/10/2017
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In this episode we see a little more of a weird bit of con work going. That and maybe this whole thing is rigged in Aaron and Moses' favor. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook...

Duration: 00:32:19


63 -Numbers 15 And 16 - "14,700"

9/3/2017
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In this episode Jon is moving a bit further from the faith with what this God fellow decides to do with 1 - a stranger and 2 - some princes among the community who want to just figure out just...WTF God? Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook...

Duration: 00:31:23


63 -Numbers 12, 13, And 14 - "Creative Critiques"

8/28/2017
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In this episode God...just...isn't winning a lot of favors with anyone who whispers to each other. in groups. of 600K people. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes...

Duration: 00:29:56


62 -Numbers Ch. 10 And 11 "F U G - Man"

8/20/2017
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In this episode we don't do much drinking but we do look at God's punishing side....again....for not much of anything... Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes...

Duration: 00:32:12


61 -Numbers Ch. 7,8,9, - "Drinking With Numbers"

8/13/2017
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In this episode Jon starts a drinking game. and it goes over pretty well. Start you not being sacrilegious but getting drunk in the first twenty minutes. Fun! Also getting put into church service for being a part of a certain clan just ...you know...because.

Duration: 00:44:05


60 -Numbers Ch. 5 And 6 - "Swelling Jealousy"

8/7/2017
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In this episode we see what goes on with a accused unfaithful wife and her insecure/suspicious husband. We find out if you take a nazarite vow (which is unexplained) what happens there. Spoilers- more sacrificing. Email: accordingtostupid@gmail.com Free Audible.com Trial http://www.audibletrial.com/jonpodcast Audible (Jon's books): http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters Music www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid...

Duration: 00:23:41

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