The best news story of all time and more. EMAIL IN THE BEST STORIES YOU'VE HEARD ON THE SHOW Best story ever written www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20171016…arcus-garvey-park Donut glaze = meth www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/1…ceives-37500.html
This Doesn't Smell Right
Vegas stories Low ratings for Football! Sad! www.foxnews.com/sports/2017/09/26…ter-runs-out.html BoB wants to proves the earth is flat time.com/4956840/bob-rapper-flat-earth-gofundme/ Here's something gross www.foxla.com/news/local-news/ma…rt-soap-dispensers
Doctor D*ck Pic
Justin talks about being a turtle, pervy profs and the bodega monster killing all of New York's bodegas. -- Pepe creator strikes back motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/…urie-alt-right Rochester sleazy professor nypost.com/2017/09/17/student-…vy-professor-fired/ Stories on professors or teachers banging students Why did New Yorker's get so freaked out about the stupide Bodega machine? www.nytimes.com/2017/09/14/techno…chine-google.html
Dumb trend piece abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/goat-yo…story?id=47447893 Credit: Brian Do you like dirty shit on Twitter? Name your worst mental or physical ailiment, now you hear it could be treated more effectively with the street drug you'd be most scared to try www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-…depression.html This fucking Dov Charney profile www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/20…xual-harassment
If You Had To Pee
A lotta Harvey talk, a harrowing survival tale from stupid people, a Taylor Swift lyric breakdown and a 12-year-old child gets a tattoo. DONATE! www.vox.com/science-and-health/…ies-disaster-relief NOTES Taylor Swift lyric breakdown www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/taylorswi…youmademedo.html Joel Osteen and his mega church nypost.com/2017/08/28/pastor-o…id-flooding-crisis/ www.cnn.com/2017/08/29/us/joel-…riticism/index.html Why you don't ride out storms...
Credit Score Bangtown
Want to get laid? Apparently be Joss Whedon or have a high credit score. NOTES Weird music on the Weather Channel www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMehFkqPr…utu.be&t=2h34m27s Latest trend is "love bombing" nypost.com/2017/08/01/love-bom…erous-dating-trend/ - from Austin Oh this Joss Whedon thing... www.thewrap.com/joss-whedon-femin…fe-kai-cole-says/ Sexxxy Credit Score www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/20…y-on-dating-apps
A Handful of Trouble
Taylor Swift defends herself from a grinning idiot, penis pics on the AirDrop and sex dolls that look like your dead wife. NOTES Taylor Swift case www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/t…ticle-1.3411406 Candy theft www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40924633 Sex dolls that look like dead wives www.thesun.co.uk/living/4230725/s…s-customisation/ AirDicking nypost.com/2017/08/12/airdropp…fying-subway-trend/
My House In The Middle of Your Street
Lonliness, cucumbers and the culture war. NOTES: Are you lonely? qz.com/1048847/people-in-ric…-on-par-with-obesity/ Man threatens to kill Wendys employee over cucumbers in the salad wreg.com/2017/08/06/unencumbe…t-lack-of-cucumbers/ The Google manifesto www.theverge.com/2017/8/7/1610795…-alt-right-4chan Someone bought a rich people street www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/matier-…ht-11738236.php
Get Your Digits
Justin talks his trip to Texas, living with kids and the news of the weird including a Uber rider who uses her head, a bad wig and some controversial signs. NOTES Travel, travel, travel Stupid Trend Story AND Cultural Clickbait? www.startribune.com/fake-street-sig…k&ICID=ref_fark Uber driver gets blowjob during ride nypost.com/2017/07/25/uber-dri…x-from-lady-friend/ Wal Mart Oopsie
State of Emergency
Action News is rolling! Weed is running out in Nevada! Best Friend Award, Best Flight Attendant Award and #ButYourEmails NOTES Action News! My new card game! Get it now! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/contender/action-news-the-game-of-television-news?ref=user_menu Nevada is out of weed http://fox13now.com/2017/07/10/nevada-running-out-of-weed-state-of-emergency-declared/ Best friend...
Married at a Taco Bell, Divorced at a KFC
Justin talks about the path to his new card game Action News and the people who are actually responsible for it. A couple who doesn't eat, a couple that got married where you normally only eat and parents feeding their kids dog food.
The Road to Hell is Paved with Clams
Life Comes At You Fast corner, a man with a stinky plan and the coolest thing about Uber. Tell yourself a joke? OPP Life comes at you fast... www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-45…air-flight.html metro.co.uk/2017/06/13/man-had-…-home-6704480/#mv-a A road of unwashed clams www.odditycentral.com/news/it-turns-…good-idea.html
Justin talks about Korean butt smugglers, British Airways imploding and the Wonder Woman screenings.