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Join Keith and Chemda as they talk with comedians about current events, pop culture, politics and even intimate details of their lives. They create a new hour-long show each weekday.

Join Keith and Chemda as they talk with comedians about current events, pop culture, politics and even intimate details of their lives. They create a new hour-long show each weekday.
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Astoria, NY


Join Keith and Chemda as they talk with comedians about current events, pop culture, politics and even intimate details of their lives. They create a new hour-long show each weekday.




Keith and The Girl P.O. Box 660097 Flushing, NY 11366 646-502-8682


2792: Basic Instinct

with J.P. McDade — Your score; being tall; lunatic parents of 13 children; Kevin Spacey’s racist personality on House of Cards; Sharon Stone was tricked to show her vagina in Basic Instinct; The Room’s Tommy Wiseau’s past; James Franco’s sexual assault allegations; Army vet sewn up with scalpel left inside; Chemda’s dating app

Duration: 00:48:24

2791: Friend Zone

with Jessie Jolles – The word 'friend'; your resolution; how to work dating apps; mainstream kink movies; masseuses going for it; reflection

Duration: 01:15:31

2790: Arts & Culture

Running a marathon backwards; audio tattoos; IKEA’s ad/pregnancy test; Google Arts & Culture; Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, Proud Mary, The Post, The Commuter, and Molly’s Game reviewed

Duration: 00:27:29

2789: The Claw

with Subhah Agarwal – Hawaii’s ballistic missile attack; Sam Rockwell’s SNL F-bomb; Pittsburgh kicked out of NFL playoffs; President Trump comments on shithole countries; Trump paid off over 100 women that alleged sexual assault; Pornhub honors MLK; Time’s Up: Aziz Ansari, James Franco, Eliza Dushku’s stunt coordinator, Woody Allen, and Stan Lee; Liam Neeson calls Time’s Up a witch hunt while Chris Mathews jokes about drugging Hillary Clinton’s water with a Cosby pill; for reshooting All the...

Duration: 01:15:09

2787: 10th Annual KATGuh Awards

The 2017 KATGuh Award Nominations

Duration: 01:22:09

2787: The Seven Month Itch

with Hannah Boone – Drugs, rehab, and hallucinations; art teacher fired for teaching nude art to 6th graders; British Chef receives death threats for saying she spiked a vegetarian’s food with meat; husband sues wife for spying on his email after he catches his multiple affairs; Prince Harry’s presidential conundrum

Duration: 01:05:33

2786: No Apologies

Steve Bannon apologizes; Golden Globes; Dustin Marshall and the end of Feral Audio; Ben Vereen and Paul Haggis, sexual abusers; revenge porn; Madonna vs. The Company Selling Her Used Panties; upcoming Grammy Awards

Duration: 01:15:28

2785: TRON

Jon Snow aka Kit Harington was removed from an NYC bar; Keith’s odd landlord behavior; a pizza delivery service that shovels your driveway; Keith and Chemda invest in cryptocurrency; Donald Trump’s latest tweets; Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond reviewed; pirated movies

Duration: 00:58:09

2784: Keith Malley is a Slut

with Mehran Khaghani and Will Miles – Keith’s updated looks; the benefits of psychedelics; forgiveness; witchcraft; sexual assault and free speech; social struggles; Dave Chappelle’s The Bird Revelation

Duration: 01:21:56

2783: Yelp

T.J. Miller’s violent sexual assault allegations; Hoda Kotb replaces Matt Lauer on Today; local restaurant tapes negative Yelp comments on their bathroom walls; Keith and Park Avenue LASEK’s Dr. Chynn; doctor reuses disposable anal catheters

Duration: 01:19:18

2782: Heartache

Chemda has post-tumor complications; Black Mirror; woman carries artificial pump in backpack to stay alive; Donald Trump vs. Kim Jong-un; Keith’s foolproof Super Bowl bet; Welcome to the Jungle and Darkest Hour half-reviewed; Molly’s Game and I, Tonya’s true-life stories

Duration: 01:23:06

2781: Common Sense

Logan Paul’s dead body; Bronx fire started from stove; criminals and fake gifts from the police; 60-year-old saves unopened Christmas gift from high school girlfriend; Brooklyn woman loses legs recovering purse from subway tracks; New Year’s Eve on TV and new year resolutions; Apple has been sabotaging your old iPhones; the most common passwords; a dating up but it’s of people’s fridges; Bill O’Reilly’s fashion tip

Duration: 01:31:45

2780: Jesus Christmas

with Brother Love and Sarah Tomek — Brolo and Sarah’s 2nd wedding anniversary; Brolo’s commercial library; proving Jesus Christ is real; a church that passes out joints to worshippers; a menorah burns down a house and kills a wife and 3 kids; Donald Trump allows us to say ‘Merry Christmas’ again, and he changes the presidential momento coin; the Times Square ball; drunk man hijacks an ambulance thinking its his Audi; New Yorker names kids Winner and Loser to opposite results; Mexican man has...

Duration: 01:32:16

2779: For the Holidays

Holiday non-plans; the world’s busiest airport has a blackout; woman to eat her mom’s ashes with her Christmas dinner; Omarosa fired and literally dragged from the White House; the social impact of Bye, Felicia; Net Neutrality revisited; KATG binge-listener feedback; Star Wars: The Last Jedi reviewed; Clowned by The Girl’s Lunch with Mother

Duration: 00:59:44

2778: Pricks

with Emma Willmann – Alcohol recovery; relating more as a man; net neutrality; customer service’s rude politeness; studying rape culture; Russell Simmons’s new rape accusations and Dustin Hoffman’s new unwanted digital penetration and masturbating at minors accusations; taboo porn; Morgan Spurlock’s half-sexual assault confessions; why people cheat; Matt Damon’s ridiculous thoughts on Hollywood sexual assault

Duration: 01:48:41

2777: Nun of That

with Kenny DeForest – Being respected as a comedian; faking sign language; forced guests on the KATG tour; doctor takes online Spanish test during surgery; rape victims receive illegal bills for rape kits; listener brags about 29 year age gap in his relationship; Libraries renting sheet pans and artwork

Duration: 00:46:27

2776: Feeling Good

with Andrea Allan – Racist pedophilic cowboy Roy Moore (barely) loses Senate seat; Omarosa fired from the White House; In Touch magazine to chronical Matt Lauer’s past; Merriam-Webster Dictionary's 2017 Word of the Year: Feminism; your parents’ lines and the sexualization of women in media; Saudi Arabia allows movie theaters; the 2018 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees

Duration: 00:50:03

2775: All the Best

with Selena Coppock – Woman regrets EAT ME tattoo; social media trappings; Netflix and Spotify mock you; Stannis Baratheon didn’t understand his role; father of The Walking Dead actor criticizes the show runners by name for killing off his son; The true life Sopranos strip club busted for mob-related racketeering; the Sex in the City tour; Viagra factory fumes making men hard; Dolphins getting themselves high; not family holiday plans

Duration: 00:50:59

2774: What’s My Name?

with Raanan Hershberg – Ignorance and different times; the value of a name; county fair and jail gigs; changing your name; people thinking you don’t know what they’re saying; the DO NOT RESUSCITATE tattoo controversy

Duration: 00:53:34

2773: The Silence Breakers

with Amy Miller – Amy’s turbulent family past; Time’s Person of the Year, Al Franken’s resignation, Mario Batali’s multiple assault allegations, and toxic masculinity; Trump names Jerusalem the capital of Israel, starts wars; The Olympics ban Russia, kind of

Duration: 01:14:17

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