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The Girl Blood Grows

3/23/2017
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It’s difficult to sustain a marriage with a daughter who never sleeps, a mangled penis, and a babysitter who kills herself on the day you need her most. But sometimes you still need to get away.

Duration: 00:14:12


Punch the Mouths for Missus Rage

3/10/2017
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When Missus Rage gets her fingers in you, you got to hit all the mouths and make them small, make yourself big. But at what cost?

Duration: 00:12:48


Ejaculate Death Disease

3/2/2017
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Sometimes your lover is a bat. Sometimes your lover passes on a diease to kill you. Sometimes that disease makes you an unstoppable sex machine. Enjoy.

Duration: 00:09:21


Mover Men Molest the TV to Suicide

2/23/2017
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To have another man move what’s yours is to admit that you’re no kind of man at all. After being groped and fondled by these rugged hangs, how could your furniture ever be expected to look at you the same way again?

Duration: 00:16:46


The Dog Who Shot the Wife

2/16/2017
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Never trust a dog with a rifle. Sometimes dogs don’t obey their masters. Sometimes they kill. So, keep an eye on your dog while listening to this.

Duration: 00:10:26


Crazy Girl Cat Burger

2/2/2017
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Everyone’s had a crazy girlfriend when Old Man Evil got his finger in his ear and gave her a pack of cats to spy on you with. Grab a bag of snakes, kick back, and enjoy.

Duration: 00:10:25


Episode Two - The Army of Killing One Dude’s Wife

9/12/2016
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I once got to join the army. This was cool, because it meant that I got to kill people. You’ll want to listen to this, because everyone loves to hear about murderers. You’re welcome.

Duration: 00:18:32


Episode 1 - Sometimes People Don’t Get Sarcasm

5/30/2016
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Theme courtesy of purple-planet.com

Duration: 00:04:09