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Lou Reads ep166: Is It Normal? If You Have to Ask….

9/21/2017
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Hey guys, I know this is weird but when I come across weird websites on the internet I have this compulsion to share them with strangers in podcast form… Is it normal to do that? No? Oh well… This month’s episode is all about asking the Internet to validate your weird behavior. Do you have […]

Duration: 00:52:15


Lou Reads ep165 – I Put a Love Spell on YOU! Because You’re Mine! Thanks, Ashra.Net

8/17/2017
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So… I just wanted you to know that when we broke up I kind of went a little crazy. I was pretty upset and I decided that since we’re soulmates and fated to be together I would speed up our eventual reconciliation by paying real money for a love spell to bring you back to […]

Duration: 00:51:11


Lou Reads ep164 – Return to FetLife Mountain: The Destroyed Pussy Adventure.

6/26/2017
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Fetlife, short for “Fetish Life” (I’m assuming), is an online forum for kinksters of all varieties. If you’re vanilla (aka a normal sex person) then you probably don’t want to go there. However, if you’re into something… unusual… or just plain fucked up sexual weirdness, this is place for you! While I enjoy reading from […]

Duration: 00:45:19


Lou Reads ep163 – Men Come First in the SubReddit of The Red Pill

5/31/2017
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So, here we are once again. Why do I keep coming back to the world of Men’s Rights & Pick Up Artists? Is it because their worldview, which they seem to insist is right by sheer will, is so incredibly negative and yet self-assured that it boggles the mind. I’m sure these guys would see […]

Duration: 01:01:12


Lou Reads – Ep 162 The Forums of SexInfo101.Com

5/6/2017
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Hey guys & gals. I’m ashamed to ask you about this but… if I put my pee pee in a girls woo woo, can she get hypnotized by my sperms? She can? Wow, thanks internet. You saved me some grief! So this months episode is a trip into the forums of sexinfo101.com. It’s the typical […]

Duration: 00:58:33


Lou Reads ep161: Tales of Stupidity in Airplanes

4/12/2017
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome onboard Podcast Episode 161 with service from your listening device to your ears. We are currently third in line for take-off and are expected to be in your ears for approximately 39 minutes. We ask that you please fasten your seatbelts at this time and secure all personal baggage underneath your […]

Duration: 00:38:52


Lou Reads ep160: The Scabby Forums of Skin Pick

3/12/2017
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Oh man, I can feel it. It’s almost there! Just a few more squeezes and I’ll get my reward. A reward of oil, dirt & bacteria. Maybe, if I’m lucky, I’ll get some pus! Maybe some of those nice blackhead rods that come out on a Biore strip. I just wish I all this blood […]

Duration: 00:54:25


Lou Reads Ep159 – The Sissy Babies of Sissy Kiss

1/31/2017
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Hewoe. I’m a witty, bitty baby. Won’t you put a bwutt pwug in my bum bum? Fank-oo berry much. Me wuv oo… Ok… So… Adult babies meets humilation fetish in a meeting of the oddness. This fits into the Alex Shaw, from School of Movies, fetish danger scale firmly in the “Weird but not harming […]

Duration: 00:48:47


Lou Reads ep158 Conspiracy Madness from the Let’s Roll Forums

1/10/2017
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This podcast is an obvious tool of the MSM (mainstream media) to help perpetrate a fraud on the people of the Earth. I mean, you can hear that the “human” who is reading these posts is clearly either an A.I. approximation of a human designed to trick normals or an MK-Ultra brainwashed dupe. I feel […]

Duration: 00:58:44


Lou Reads ep157 Canadian Escort Reviews

12/11/2016
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Prostitutes, who doesn’t love them? I mean, who doesn’t love them as long as they give a full & real Girlfriend Experience and don’t try to rip me off and look at me while we’re fucking! How am I supposed to fool myself into thinking you are enjoying this if you won’t look at me? […]

Duration: 01:12:40


Lou Reads ep156 – Tales from the Forums of Drugs And Users

11/15/2016
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DRUGS! WHOO! LET US CONSUME THEM IN MANY DIFFERENT MANNERS! This time around I’m reading from the forums of Drugs and Users. This is a forum that rose from the ashes of the Opiophile forum. You may recall I did a couple of readings from that site before it closed. Far too many people start […]

Duration: 01:00:49


Lou Reads episode 155 – The Forums of The Coli

10/18/2016
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What up, my fellow CAC‘s? Listen, I don’t care if you get down with the local thots or you on that PAWG tip. All I care is that you listening to this episode of Lou Reads the Internet for YOU! This episode is all about a forum known as The Coli. The Coli is a […]

Duration: 00:55:13


Lou Reads ep154 – The Forums of Plenty of Fish

9/26/2016
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Thank the bearded skyman that I haven’t had to deal with the humiliations of the online dating scene. Knowing how terrible I was at dating in general as a young adult it withers the soul to think of putting myself through that now. Luckily for me these fine people are online dating and talking about […]

Duration: 00:52:35


Lou Reads ep153 – Juggalo Discussions from Faygoluvers.net

8/12/2016
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What up, fam? WHOOP WHOOP! I got mad love my for ninjas! Or rather that is what I might say if I were a Juggalo. I am not but the people at the forums of FaygoLuvers.net most certainly are. Join me as I read a bunch of random threads of Juggalos and Juggalettes sharing their opinions on a myriad bunch of topics and marvel as how often they get political! If you're confused about what I'm talking about when I talk about Juggalos then I recommend that you watch the video below. It is great....

Duration: 00:56:23


Lou Reads Episode 152 – Alien Abduction Forums

7/19/2016
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I remember when I was a growing up as a kid there were two distinct periods when alien encounters & alien abduction were all the rage. There were shows in the 70's like "Project Blue Book" and the classic "Alien Autopsy" film that was all the rage in the 90's. My whole life I was into shows like The X Files & My favorite Martian or even the classic movies likeAlien! What I'm saying is that aliens from outer space are great entertainment! That is, unless they are visiting you in the middle...

Duration: 00:50:58


Lou Reads ep151 – Mermaid Talk from the MerNetwork

6/20/2016
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What's the matter? You look like you came down with a case of fin rot! Come on you can share your feelings with me. Catfish got your tongue? Ok, well you don't have to tell me what your deal is but if you feel like talking about it I recommend checking out the forums of The MerNetwork. This episode is all about the wonderful world of the MerMaiding community. I'll bet you thought it was all about people who wish they were really MerMaids or debate the possibility of there being REAL...

Duration: 00:59:25


Lou Reads episode 150 – Tales of Sibling Injuries

5/17/2016
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Ok, I admit I meant to push you off that cliff but I really didn't mean for you to get THAT hurt. I guess in hindsight it should have been more obvious that a 300 foot drop may have resulted in multiple contusions. Again, my bad. But look at it this way. In 30 years, if you pull through, we are going to laugh & laugh. You might even get a fun nickname like "Old Falling Jim" and I might get called something like "Pusherman." We don't have to go with those ideas but, you know, just think...

Duration: 00:40:54


Lou Reads ep149. The Horrible Racism of ShitSkin.com

4/8/2016
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Look, we're all a little racist, right? We all dabble in little stereotypes we think are based in reality. You know, like all Puerto Ricans are carrying at least 2 knives at all times or black people don't tip or that filipino people's livers can be used to cure AIDS. I'm sure we've all said that last one. But, I'm sure we can all agree that really, all we want to do is complain about African Americans. Like, all the time. It's nice to know that there is a place you can go on the internet...

Duration: 00:14:40


Lou Reads Ep148 My Husband Pooped in the Shower

3/6/2016
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Hey, it happens to everyone, right? You get in the shower, you realize you need to poop. Now you have a choice, get out and have a weird wet poop on the toilet or just have a sensical dump right there in the shower. Oh... that doesn't happen to everyone? Uh... yeah.. me neither. This episode was a pretty entertaining silliness. My own story of shower pooping (a complete accident) was part of a time in my life when I had constant irritable bowel syndrome issues. I won't go into details but...

Duration: 00:30:26


Lou Reads ep 147 – Share Your Druggiest Moments from Something Awful

2/23/2016
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Oh my God, dude. Last week I was so wrecked. Dude, you would not believe it. I took so many drugs! How many? Like this many! What is the deal with 1p-LSD? Anyway, I always enjoy reading the stories of peoples silly (scary) adventures in altered states. Most of these are not THAT bad but they are still entertaining. I hope you find them so.

Duration: 00:50:25

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