Hoo boy it's been a wild ride. A few highs and a lot of lows. Seven podcasts later, Lana and Melanie decide whether they'll renew their vows and ever do a podcast again. We look through the terrible maths of the show and why Angel can't look through a telescope of the future.
Eli Matthewson (Male Gayz, Jono and Ben, Funny GIrls) joins us to chat about Andrew's awful tinder messages. We also discuss Tony's sunburn and bringing a defibrillator into the bedroom to spice things up.
We've realised that a couple of the contestants of the show have been listening to the podcast, and so the episode starts with a lot of apologies. Then we dive straight into ghost weddings, butt dials and canoe polo. A truly great episode.
This week we are joined by special guest James McOnie from the bloody telly! He's taken a break from talking sports to dive into this trainwreck of a show. Melanie rattles off some pig facts that may or may not be true, and Lana is worried she might be stirring up some controversy.
After a failed attempt to press the record button, Mel and Lana are back. WHAT A WEEK. Is it all falling apart? Are the producers playing tricks on us? Plus Mel reveals her Mum's hot takes on the show.
In this very first episode of the NZ MAFS pod, Lana and Melanie unpack all the information we've been given about Married at First Sight so far. Lana takes us through the 'lanuages of love' and Melanie tries to work out who is going to be the 'Cherry Ripe' of the singles.