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Martinis and the Macabre

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We are a bi-weekly podcast covering murder, mysteries, and mayhem.

We are a bi-weekly podcast covering murder, mysteries, and mayhem.
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United States

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We are a bi-weekly podcast covering murder, mysteries, and mayhem.

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English


Episodes

Episode 31-What Happened to Mr. Kitchener? (Part 1)

1/16/2018
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Stop me if you've heard this one: A man walks into a police station and says, "I put my wife down the drain." The police officer says, "Well, I guess you don't need to worry about putting the seat back down for her now!" There's a round of laughs and the man gets a pat on the back from the officers. Oh, what fun! That totally didn't happen in this case. Instead, the man's brought up on murder charges for the deaths of his wife and baby daughter. But he blames the neighbor. Just when you...

Duration: 01:00:58


Episode 30-Happy Birfmas

12/29/2017
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ERMAGERD! It's been one year since Erica and Billy started down the rabbit hole that is true crime, mystery, and all things macabre. And what a year it's been! There's been murder and possessions and murder and plagues and murder. So what better way is there to celebrate their one-year podversary than with more murder? You're right! There is no better way! And what's better than one murder? Three murders that happened on...you guessed it-anniversaries! Oh, you're all so smart...gold stars...

Duration: 01:11:03


Episode 29-Fanta Claus (Merry Christmas!)

12/20/2017
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Have a holly, jolly Christmas! It's the best time of the year...unless you're spending the holiday season with the perpetrator of the worst familial slaughter in U.S. history. Or you're not even related to him but you're still on his shit list. Either way, have yourselves a merry little beer break while Erica and Billy tackle the story of this extraordinarily evil and determined little Grinch. And be sure to have a safe and happy holiday from the whole Martinis and the Macabre...

Duration: 01:21:30


Episode 28-#WeekendAtBernie's

12/6/2017
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Cleveland. 1930's. The Great Depression. A serial killer. Dismemberment. Kick the kid with one shoe. Good times. Thank you to Phazer765 for the song at the end of this episode-Katz-as well as the show art. You can find him on SoundCloud, YouTube, and our website, www.MartinisandtheMacabre.com. There is a full playable track listing of all of his songs used in previous episodes and a link to his Patreon. Please take a moment to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or any...

Duration: 01:03:55


Episode 27-Incest is the Best (Happy Thanksgiving)

11/22/2017
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Happy Thanksgiving! We here at Martinis and the Macabre would like to thank you, dear listeners, for all of the support you have given us this year! You guys are amazing! When Erica and Billy were trying to decide on a topic to cover for the first Thanksgiving podcast, they wondered, "What do people always say they're thankful for on Thanksgiving?" The obvious response was, "Family, dumbasses!" (Though they're not quite sure who responded or if it was all in their heads.) But those...

Duration: 00:57:26


Episode 26-He Who Smelt It..

11/7/2017
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"Girl, I must (warn you) I sense something strange in my mind. Situation is (serious). Let's cure it cause we're running out of time... That girl is POISON." This week Erica and Billy delve into the mystery of The Toxic Lady, a woman who was rushed to a hospital in 1994 and the staff taking care of her started falling ill. No toxins were found, so what caused this mass sickness? Was is sewer gas? Was it a deadly vapor that's been studied by the Department of Defense? Was it all in...

Duration: 00:50:15


Halloween Minisode-The Candyman

10/31/2017
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In this special Halloween minisode, Erica tackles the man who killed his son and has panicked parents for decades, all with a piece of candy. Enter at your own risk...Trick or Treat! Thank you to http://purple-planet.com for the spooky background music in this episode, which includes Constricted, Lost Souls, Necropolis, The Orphanage, Desolation, In My Nightmares, Death March, and Wrong Turn. Please take a moment to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or any app that you...

Duration: 00:21:11


Episode 25-The Thorazine Shuffle (Electric Avenue)

10/24/2017
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Do you know a chronic masturbator? Is your lady having menstrual hysteria? Do you want to just scare the shit out of your rebellious teen? Then bring them on down to one of these 3 fabulously horrid asylums that Erica and Billy talk about this week! There are so many fun things to do! There's water therapy, electroshock therapy, and there's even a doctor who will surgically remove their "infected" organs to rid them of their delusions! (We know there's no infection but don't tell the...

Duration: 00:57:38


Episode 24-"Seat belt for my arms...seat belt for my legs..."

10/10/2017
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In the first Halloween-themed episode for the month of October, Erica and Billy cover the murder of a nun in the early hours of Halloween in 1981, and the subsequent wrongful conviction and execution of the MR 17-year-old that lived across the street from the convent. Sounds grim, right? It is. But there's also talk of kicking trees' asses, the top hits from 1981 (that all the nuns were jamming to), and a curse! Everyone likes a good curse, right? As always, listen until the end for a new...

Duration: 01:07:54


Episode 23-Little Orphan Ani

9/23/2017
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How much red string does a task force need to connect the dots involving a serial murderer? A lot. Especially when the killer is "The Terminator" and he has 52 confirmed murders under his belt. Join Erica and Billy this week and learn how to kill with kindness. And a sawed-off shotgun. And a knife. And an ax. And evidently, Angry Birds 2. Yes, Billy has an addiction. He's come to accept it, and that is the first step in recovery. Anyone know of any good Angry Birds support groups? And, as...

Duration: 01:02:28


Episode 22-A Warlock, a Goth, and a 300-Year-Old Werewolf Walk Into a Murder...

9/12/2017
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In episode #2 of the Kids Who Kill series, Erica and Billy will face three of the worst creatures known to man...a 14-year-old, a 12-year-old, and an adult male who thinks he's a 300-year-old werewolf. The worst, right? So bad that Erica had to get extra tipsy just to talk about them! Well, not really. She chose to get a extra tipsy. What else do you do when it's been a sh*tty week and you're going to discuss little a**holes that watch some murderous movies and try to emulate them? You...

Duration: 01:04:55


Episode 21-Have You Ever Seen a Grown Man Without Nipples? (Part 2)

8/29/2017
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Welcome to part 2 of Episode 21, covering the mysterious death of Colonel Shue! This week Erica and Billy try to wrap their heads around what could have possibly happened to the Colonel...'s nipples! Erica will incorrectly say "cause of death" in place of "manner of death" (her apologies), and Billy can't get his brain off of fisting! Go back and listen to part 1 if you haven't already, then enjoy the conspiracy theories! THANK YOU ALL FOR 25,000 DOWNLOADS!!! Please kindly rate and...

Duration: 01:19:49


Episode 21-Have You Ever Seen a Grown Man Without Nipples? (Part 1)

8/16/2017
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For the first time ever, Erica and Billy are bringing you a 2-part episode! Why? Because this case has too much weird f*cking sh*it to absorb all at once. Like, a snowball of bizarre that just keeps rolling and adding weirdness as it goes. Billy's going to tell you the best way to be sure that your feet stay attached first, then Erica is going to lay down some morbid details surrounding the mysterious death of an Air Force Colonel. Was is an accident? A suicide? A murder involving torture?...

Duration: 01:25:47


Episode 20-Toilet Seats and Fried Buttholes

8/1/2017
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In this week's episode, Erica and Billy go international with a case involving both France and Japan! (See, Canada? There's more places to pick on than you!) Billy discovers what rock bottom sounds like. Erica discovers that when attempting to pronounce French and Japanese words, extensive editing is required. And they both discover how not to blend in when you're a foreign student in France toting around suitcases full of dismembered body parts! *Hint: If you need to dump a body, don't do...

Duration: 00:44:21


Episode 19-Nun of Your Business

7/19/2017
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The robot. The macarena. The twist. The hustle. Y2K? In this week's episode, Erica and Billy delve into some of history's funnier moments of hysteria, including some not-so-well-behaved nuns and the importance of always dancing with a spotter. And be sure to listen until the end for a new song from Phazer765! Its sure to get your toes a-tappin'! Please rate and review us on iTunes, Stitcher, or wherever you get our podcast! It helps to introduce our show to a wider audience and gives us...

Duration: 01:07:39


Minsode #2-The Murder of Sylvia Likens

7/4/2017
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Hi, guys! Don't you just love it when electronics fail you?! Erica and Billy do! That's why Erica is going it solo once again this week to bring you Minisode #2-The Murder of Sylvia Likens. There's not much humor to be found in this case. It's graphic. It's stomach turning. It's probably the most disturbing topic covered on this podcast and it's a totally horrific true case from Erica and Billy's homestate of Indiana. This one deserves a BRUTALITY WARNING. If you feel this may disturb you,...

Duration: 00:35:26


Episode 18-Always Take Your Prom Date to Olive Garden

6/20/2017
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When you think of prom night, what comes to mind? Gaudy dresses and slow dances? Making out with your high school sweetheart? Friendships that will last forever (or at least until you graduate and lose touch until you find them on Facebook 10 years later and you friend them but never have an actual dialogue-only Likes and emojis)? That just got too real... Well, Erica and Billy won't be discussing any of that hogwash this episode! They're going to talk about the bloody murders of 4 family...

Duration: 01:06:26


Episode 17-Soap on a Rope

6/5/2017
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Erica and Billy are back with another 2-for-1 this week, both dealing with the grisly topic of...soap. Scary, right? There's also denture talk, tea cake talk, and some readings from the book of Crazy. This is an episode so grimy that not even soap will make you feel clean! Be sure to listen until the end for another song from Phazer765! And please rate and review us on iTunes, Stitcher, or wherever you get our podcast! It is greatly appreciated and helps us to introduce our show to a...

Duration: 00:52:59


Episode 16-Timber!

5/23/2017
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To quote the great Ren and Stimpy: "What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs? Runs over your neighbor's dog...What's great for a snack and fits on your back? Its LOG, LOG, LOG!" Or it could just be hundreds of thousands of innocent people tortured in the name of science by a secretive Japanese military unit during World War II. Erica and Billy will discuss "logs", government cover-ups, and a Hot Pocket-eating guy named Steve in this week's episode. Be sure to listen until the end for...

Duration: 00:54:06


Episode 15-Release the Kraken!

5/9/2017
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"...Fifteen men of the whole ship's list Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! ...And there they lay, and the soggy skies Dripped down in up-staring eyes In murk sunset and foul sunrise Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum..." -Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest (Originally named Derelict) And we're ALL about the rum. Be sure to listen until the end for another song from Phazer765! And please rate and review us on...

Duration: 01:11:44

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