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Episode 123: Radio Wars LIVE Livers! (feat. DGribbs)

This week, Jerry & Simone go LIVE with DGribbs as they celebrate their "reason for being" by broadcasting their most popular segment LIVE! Come suffer with your hosts as they painfully discuss one of Barry's creations, who refused to give Mouse Rants any credit when they talked about us on THEIR show, as they find out that even after a year, they are still the same garbage show they have always been. From racism to unfunny jokes, from families that refuse to follow proper etiquette to morons...

Duration: 03:23:14

Episode 122: SWTOR - Jedis, Guilds and Plus Five Strength

This week, Jerry gives you a little bonus episode in addition to the live show (this Friday, November 17th, 2017 at 9:30PM) as he discusses the good and bad of the MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game), Star Wars: The Old Republic. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!! - JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top...

Duration: 01:04:20

Episode 121: ...We'll Be Right Back!

This week, Jerry & Simone pick up where they left off in Episode 68, After These Messages... where they watch and discuss MORE old school nostalgic promos, advertisements, bumpers, toys, fast food, and much, much more! (this time focused more from the 90s, rather than the 80s) Watch along with the video below as they yet again, discuss the merits and drawbacks of old school Disney Channel as well as the plethora of McDonalds and Burger King promotions, products that really miss the point...

Duration: 02:49:48

Episode 120: Move Around A Little

This week, Jerry and Simone go through all the current problems they noticed at WDW including transportation issues, the inefficiency of security, Cast Members who don't care about guests, the lack of air conditioning and much much more, including a step-by-step run through of the horrendous pre-show of Flight of Passage. Don't miss it all in this week's episode of Mouse Rants. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to - Also...

Duration: 03:06:09

Episode 119: Too Many Booths

This week, Jerry and Simone take you around World Showcase to sample pretty much all of the food they had to offer during Food & Wine Festival. It's an episode. Be thankful. download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before...

Duration: 01:36:38

Episode 118: Mouse Rants...Live At Fort Wilderness

Join Jerry, Simone and all their friends during Mouse Rants Degenerates' Rum Springer as they judge the Scavenger C U Next Tuesday competition, take on another awful vlogger that Tim can't handle, host the 1st "Annual" Mouse Rants' Awards Ceremony and even find out Kate's self-appointed nickname. Come drink with us til everything becomes a fucking blur on this long-awaited live episode of Mouse Rants. Go to to follow along with the Scavenger C U Next Tuesday...

Duration: 02:12:26

Episode 117 - Epcot 35: The Celebration

Join Jerry and Simone as they celebrate Epcot's 35th Anniversary the only way they know how.... Radio Wars!!! That's right, this time, your Degenerate leaders have compiled some of the "best of" WDW News Today's Epcot episodes and are still trying to find out how they claim to be "Epcot fanboys" even though it seems like they can't stand the park at all! Find out just how much monkey torture Jerry & Simone go through for you guys in this week's most uncomfortable episode of Mouse Rants....

Duration: 02:44:09

Episode 115: RIPGMR

This week, Jerry & Simone finish discussing their trip with their good friends at What's Dis? (Jillian and Matt) as they remember the final day of the Great Movie Ride. Join in as we give the heart of MGM Studios one final sendoff. Goodnight, Hollywood Boulevard. - Email to book for the Degenerates Rum-Springer WDW Meetup from September 29th - October 1st and for all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail. - Also take a few minutes to review...

Duration: 02:13:44

Episode 114: RIPUOE

This week, after getting back from Walt Disney World, Jerry and Simone discuss some of the unnecessary nonsense and even some great new stuff they encountered on the first two days of their trip. Also there's some nonsense about Descendants, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Christmas and other randomness. But the big question remains....did they actually LIKE the Frozen attraction?! Find out on an all-new Mouse Rants. - Email to book for the Degenerates Rum-Springer WDW...

Duration: 02:45:50

Episode 112: Snark Rants Snarks The Snarkiest Snarks They've Ever Snarked

This week, Jerry, Simone and special guest Lea are forced to take a look at the most douchetastic group of pixie dusters on Facebook. Come join in the fun as we read cringeworthy posts that prove these self-proclaimed badasses are nothing but a bunch of whiny, pathetic, attention-seeking, self-obsessed wannabes. Also Lea brings us a Bookish Princess video and sucks. Strap in, Degenerates. It's not going to be pretty... Email to book for the Degenerates...

Duration: 02:47:03

Episode 111: I Can't Complain (featuring Milford & RJ )

This week, Jerry is joined by the men of the Dis Explorer's, Milford and RJ to discuss the "hot button" topic of why people think complaining about something they love is such a terrible thing. We all go deep into the psyche of a pixie duster and find out exactly what makes them tick. But also there's games and laughter and fun and....did we actually do a show? Find out on this week's Mouse Rants! Sign up for the 10th Anniversary Indy Disney Meet Check out the DisExplorers Podcast -...

Duration: 02:16:19

Episode 110 - So This Is How Liberty Dies...With Thunderous Applause

This week, Jerry hijacks the D23 Disney Parks and Resorts feed from the douchebag who couldn't come up with original ideas for his meetup and plays it live for the Mouse Rants group. Join DGribbs, Lea, Jillian and Kate (as well as others) as we watch together in horror as they announce the 2nd to last nail in the coffin for MGM Studios, have terrible live performances by terrible live performers and try to manipulate the audience with green balloons (seriously, screw you for that obvious...

Duration: 01:45:53


In this pre-cursor to Episode 108, Jerry chokes on Josh Spiegel's awful and unfortunate article on fan theories and discusses why some people think movies and tv shows are convoluted and confusing. download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion....

Duration: 01:27:54

Episode 106: 8-Bits and Below - Disney Video Games from 1982 to 1989

As Simone continues her leave of absence, Jerry invites on Jillian the Travel Agent to talk about the console and computer games that Disney released in the 80s. So come check out all the bleeps and boops as well as a look at Gabe's favorite Disney movies and one of the most telling videos of DisneyQuest they've ever seen on this week's Mouse Rants. We also talked about: Gabe's Spielberg ListGabe's Disney Movie ListStellaHeroined out PocahontasIzabelle's VideoCallback: The Barbie...

Duration: 02:55:50

Episode 104: Tomorrowland Is A Great Movie and You Have No Taste

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss Brad Bird & Damon Lindelof's 2015 film, Tomorrowland, and why it gets such a bum rap from confused idiots. They analyze the film in depth and easily answer all the questions you wouldn't have needed to be answered if you would have just paid attention!!!! We also bring back our favorite Millenial bitch, Gabe, we listen to an old "friend" you should all remember, and also we introduce a new absolutely out of her mind, bonkers, psycho to the bunch! Oh, and...

Duration: 03:17:13

Episode 76: A Long Time Ago In A Dolphin Tank Far, Far Away

This week, Jerry, Simone and Kevin Kessler from 2 Men and the Mouse and Mousellaneous DIScussions (links below) wax intellectually about the past, present and future of Star Wars. But not before we talk about Brave, dolphins and some awful changes going on in the parks (two that are further destroying Epcot)... So join your Degenerate Leaders and this other guy in the most fangs out, karabast Mouse Rants episode you've ever kriffing heard! Links About Everything We Talked About: 2 Men...

Duration: 02:33:03

Episode 77: Dadoosh Complains About Everything Else

This week, Jerry and Simone are joined by their old pal, Howie Dadoosh as he opens up the ol' grab bag of insanity! We discuss some recent changes, a horrifically awful blog and $200 Siri knockoffs. -Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us at!!!! - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!! - JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page! download (right click,...

Duration: 01:52:27

Episode 78: Mouse Rants 2nd Anniversary Spectacular!!!!

Well, it's come to this. On our second anniversary special, we bring on our meanest friends to do the most original Radio Wars we have ever done. For the first time ever, we open up the vault on the WORST show idea we have ever had: a 2007 podcast that Jerry & Simone (thankfully) never ended up well as the most embarrassing video of your Degenerate Leader himself, Jerry Skids, Drinking Around The World! But to do that we need the right people: WDW NavigatorsBehind The...

Duration: 02:25:11

Episode 79: The Maui Incident

Jerry returns with a vengeance (sans Simone, sadly) to talk about the controversial Maui costume and why people are psychotic for being offended by it. He delves into the world of political correctness and how it's destroying us as a society...And then destroys some racist moron on YouTube who claims that this Disney is STEALING her culture. Sit back and relax folks...because this is a 300MPH amped up Mouse Rants episode you will not want to miss....unless you get offended easily. Then...

Duration: 01:13:30

Episode 103: Escape From Tomorrow Is A Great Movie and You Have No Taste

Jerry & Simone discuss Escape From Tomorrow and how it is not JUST some gimmick like most would have you believe. Also, they call out two dumb chicks who claim to know everything about film as well as a pretentious film school graduate, pixie duster and all around douchebag who is almost in tears about this film being made. So come discuss the black and white B-Movie arthouse film with your Degenerate leaders - and if you don't agree with them, go screw! It's a fun ride, regardless. -...

Duration: 02:13:29

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