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The Mustache Rangers are a podcast and improv comedy team from Minneapolis, Minnesota. Their performances are best described as a cross between Buck Rogers, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and Samuel Beckett. Corey Anderson, who plays Commander Major Alastair Q. Bastidious, and Aric McKeown, who plays First Lieutenant Rutuger G. Phooneybaum, have been performing as the Mustache Rangers since 2005.




Not By Pizza Things: Podcast Episode 270

Where is the thing when you need it? You know, the thing that cuts your food? No, not a knife. But there are no knives either. Where did all the utensils go? Are they all sitting dirty in the sink? We shouldn't have to use our hands like hand animals. The Mustache Rangers go on a scavenger hunt in this episode. Buckle up your ear buds. The post Not By Pizza Things: Podcast Episode 270 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Duration: 00:06:14

Stand Up: Podcast Episode 269

Stand-up comedy can be difficult. Unless you bring all your co-workers. Then they'll all pretend that you did a great job when they see you at work the next day. But what if you put secret recording devices on all your co-workers to hear what they really think of you? That would be expensive. If you're considering a life of stand-up comedy, you do not have the money for these things. Just assume your co-workers are liars. This Mustache Rangers podcast is about stand-up comedy. Eat it up...

Duration: 00:10:25

Return of the King: Podcast Episode 268

Suprise. The post Return of the King: Podcast Episode 268 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Duration: 00:14:47

One Last Time: Podcast Episode 267

The Mustache Rangers defeat Smaug in the gripping conclusion to the trilogy based loosely on the works of J.R.R. Tolkien. The post One Last Time: Podcast Episode 267 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Duration: 00:33:51

The Desolation of the Mustache Rangers: Podcast Episode 266

This is the second to last episode of the Mustache Rangers podcast. It's about doing the laundry. Sort of. The post The Desolation of the Mustache Rangers: Podcast Episode 266 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Duration: 00:09:32

Pop Culture Wars: Podcast Episode 265

A whodunit the likes of which John Grisham only dreamed. Phooneybaum and Bastidious must rack their brains to figure out the culprit in the daring unicorn figurine breakage case. Could it be the butler or the chamber maid? Or perhaps the scorned lover! You'll have to listen to find out. P.S. It is neither of those. The post Pop Culture Wars: Podcast Episode 265 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Duration: 00:13:26

Ready, Set, Wang: Podcast Episode 264

Some episodes of the Mustache Rangers are great for the whole family. This is not one of them. This is for kids only. No, wait. The other way around. This is specifically not for children. That would have been a mess, huh? Glad we fixed that. In this episode, Phooneybaum tries to guess what is in the Commander Major's box. That's about it. The Mustache Rangers probably had an amazing space adventure directly before or after this episode. No matter. You get to hear box talk. Listen with...

Duration: 00:13:42

Workshopping the Workshop: Episode 263

We can all agree that motivational speakers are con artists and that workshops are scams. Unless those speakers or workshop leaders are from the Mustache Rangers. Then you'd be a fool not to pay any price demanded for the charisma and knowledge they provide. A workshop in its infancy and the wonders of Powerpoint lead the charge in this podcast episode, which takes the listener (you) behind the curtain of a Mustache Rangers brainstorming session. Put the sounds in your side head...

Duration: 00:16:55

Fancy Man: Podcast Episode 262

When a podcast dies, the number of mourners at the funeral is equal to the number of iTunes reviews it has divided by 1,000. The 0.055 people at the Mustache Rangers podcast funeral made for a rather sad celebration, which is why the Mustache Rangers made the decision to give death. The Mustache Rangers are back to entertain and find another 0.150 people to show up at their funeral. Spread the word. Death is a choice! Fashion, confidence, and twirling are the subjects of this Mustache...

Duration: 00:11:37

Test Out: Podcast Episode 261

School is a very special time in a child's life. It's when they really learn how to be embarrassed. You think Uncle Rick tickling you until you wet your pants is shameful? Just wait until you express an individual sense of style! The Mustache Rangers explore teaching and testing in this podcast episode. Why don't you share it with your neighbor? Sure, you only accidentally make eye contact with them when you're both getting your mail at the same time. But they might like the podcast. Take...

Duration: 00:08:16

Massage: Podcast Episode 260

Misogyny and campfires are the main focus of this, the first Mustache Rangers podcast of 2013. We're sorry we've been gone so long, but we were so anxious for Arrested Development to return we couldn't concentrate. Did you know that misogyny still exists? And it's mainly men who are the cause? Mainly manly men. Mainly many manly men. What were we talking about? Listen to the podcast already, and tell your friends. The post Massage: Podcast Episode 260 appeared first on The Mustache...

Duration: 00:08:40

Give Up On Time Travel: Episode 259

You may love time travel movies, but they don't make any sense. Don't worry about it. Your brain and the writer's brain are too dumb to make heads or tails of time travel. It's the limitation of this biological sponge in our head. You fill a sponge with protein lines and jab it with electricity and expect it to understand the flow and obstruction of time? If you do, then your sponge could use some extra electricity to the front part of the sponge part. Enjoy this week's podcast,...

Duration: 00:08:24

Eat More: Podcast Episode 258

Diet fads come and go as surely as the tides and bell bottoms. You can say "bootcut" but you're not fooling anybody, the Gap. But getting back to diets, everyone is looking for the quick fix. The superfood or the magic bacteria that will eat your insides, but just enough so that you look pretty and your bowel movements smell like a kitten's dreams. We're here to tell you that the kitten bacteria doesn't exist. The only way to properly manage your weight is with a calendar of some kind....

Duration: 00:10:50

Opinions: Podcast Episode 257

Other people's opinions are the topic of discussion in this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Interesting fact. Did you know that everybody has an opinion? It's true! Even babies are all, like, "what's with all the light and the lack of amniotic fluid out here?" That was just translated with a baby translator, by the way. That's probably why you haven't heard about it in the news yet. Some people say "opinions are like assholes, everyone has their finger in one." Stay away from those...

Duration: 00:09:14

Holiday Cards: Podcast Episode 256

Cards, books, and money. Isn't that really what the holidays are about? You receive cards that look good on your mantel until the year rolls over. You receive books that you'll never read. Or you get a card full of money. Really, those are the only three options. Sure, there may be a bike thrown in for good measure when you're younger. But beyond that, even as a baby who can't read you get books. Why all the books, adults? We know that rabbits are furry. Do we really need Pat the Bunny to...

Duration: 00:09:27

Go to Hell: Podcast Episode 255

Hell and decorating are the topics of this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. More decorating than hell, but "go to decoration school" isn't a very catchy podcast title. Maybe you have a better idea for a title. Well, you can shove it. We don't want to hear it. Make your own damn podcast. Leave us along. Enjoy! The post Go to Hell: Podcast Episode 255 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Duration: 00:09:05

Andrew Zimmern: Podcast Episode 254

Andrew Zimmern, host of Bizarre Foods and the Go Fork Yourself podcast, takes time out of his busy schedule to deliver some very urgent news to the Mustache Rangers. Will it be food related news? Yes. Sorry, spoiler alert. You can see Andrew Zimmern live at HUGE Improv Theater, home of the Mustache Rangers, on December 10th at 8pm. You can find more information on seeing Andrew Zimmern or the Mustache Rangers on stage at The post Andrew Zimmern: Podcast Episode 254...

Duration: 00:15:02

Secure: Podcast Episode 253

Security cameras, Big Brother, and ghosts invade the personal space of the Mustache Rangers in this podcast episode. This is the episode that was actually recorded for Halloween. Whoops? Enjoy it anyway. Don't worry, there is no candy involved. You won't have to suspend your disbelief too much. The post Secure: Podcast Episode 253 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Duration: 00:08:01

Get Political: Podcast Episode 252

A podcast about politics the day before a major election? It's like we planned this or something. Don't worry. Your values won't be challenged. It's mostly talk about teeth and aspirations. You know, things you talk about every day. Anywho, enjoy this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. The post Get Political: Podcast Episode 252 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Duration: 00:10:20

Trustbusters: Podcast Episode 251

It is almost Halloween, and you know what that means? Podcasts with a vaguely spooky theme, but not really! This podcast is really about board games. If there is anything better than playing a board game, it's listening to two people bicker about it. So listen, already! And don't forget! The Mustache Rangers return to HUGE Improv Theater this Friday at 9:30pm. Come for the 8pm show and enjoy our show on the same ticket! Look at all the money you're saving on entertainment! The post...

Duration: 00:11:37

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