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Mystic Pizza Minute is a podcast where we watch the 1988 movie "Mystic Pizza" minute-by-minute without ever having seen it before. It's a slice of Heaven!! New episodes Mondays and Fridays.

Mystic Pizza Minute is a podcast where we watch the 1988 movie "Mystic Pizza" minute-by-minute without ever having seen it before. It's a slice of Heaven!! New episodes Mondays and Fridays.
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Mystic Pizza Minute is a podcast where we watch the 1988 movie "Mystic Pizza" minute-by-minute without ever having seen it before. It's a slice of Heaven!! New episodes Mondays and Fridays.

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English


Episodes

Minute 58: Where's My Fifty Dollars?

1/19/2018
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In our fifty-eighth Minute, the gals of Mystic Pizza observe a fancy country club party through a window from outside, then Jojo invites Daisy to do the Jitterbug with her. Windsor walks Hulford and returning guest Marshall Bruno through his unfinished American Beauty 2 screenplay. Special Guest: Marshall Bruno

Duration: 00:29:04


Minute 57: The Mystic Connection

1/15/2018
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In our fifty-seventh Minute, Daisy, Kat, and Jojo decide to speak truth to power by joyriding their stolen working class truck to the local country club. Hulford and Windsor, joined again by Bands: The Podcast cohost Marshall Bruno, discuss this, as well as their experiences losing cars, wearing heelys, and dipping their toes into the frightening world of cryptocurrencies. Special Guest: Marshall Bruno

Duration: 00:27:02


Minute 56: S.O.S. and Segelsagal Spee-Spop

1/12/2018
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In our fifty-sixth Minute, the gals of Mystic Pizza boost Bill's work truck from the Peg Leg Pub parking lot and drive off into the night screaming along the words to R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Your usual Pizza Mystics are joined once again by producer Steve, giving you up to the minute (when it was recorded) info on the results of the Alabama special election, and the progress of their UberEats delivery driver. Not gonna lie, this one was a mess every step of the process. Special Guest: Steve Richardson

Duration: 00:22:54


Minute 55: Roy Moore Election Special

1/8/2018
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In our nifty fifty-fifth Minute, Jojo continues yelling at Bill and his boat, much to the delight of the gathered townspeople, and then we cut to her underneath his car outside the Peg Leg Pub. Your Mystic Pizza tour guides are joined once again by illustrious editor Steve Richardson for a discussion of the prevalence of the phrase "It's the 90's" in the 90's, and live election results from the now month old Alabama special senate race. Noted science expert Windsor explains sound. Special...

Duration: 00:19:21


Minute 54: More Boats

1/5/2018
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In our fifty-fourth Minute, the ladies of Mystic Pizza go for a stroll through the town center only to stumble across a recently rechristened boat with a certain familiar sea captain at the helm. In the less Mystic Pizza oriented portions of the show, Hulford and Windsor discuss the Year That Was, twenty seventeen, its barbecue-restaurant-discovery related highs, and its many non-slow-cooked-meat affiliated lows, may it rest in peace.

Duration: 00:23:18


Minute 53: Sexual Cliffhanger

1/1/2018
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In our fifty-third Minute, Jojo unsuccessfully attempts to explore Bill's bathing suit area with her mouth in her parents' kitchen foyer, starting a household-wide cartoon-like fight in the process. After a two month hiatus, the boys are back in town, just in time to engage in a discussion of Dianetics, the Alabama special election, and tricking our editor into engaging in further unpaid labor for our benefit.

Duration: 00:22:28


Mystic Pizza Minute Returns, Tomorrow, Jan. 1st, 2018

12/31/2017
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Mystic Pizza Minute returns from its hiatus for the new year, starting Monday, January 1st. New episodes will arrive every Monday and Friday after that. Adjust your schedule/podcast app settings accordingly.

Duration: 00:00:32


Bonus Episode: Werewolves of Mystic

10/31/2017
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Regular Minutes are still on hiatus until the new year, but in the meanwhile, please enjoy this original spooky Halloween story set in the Mystic Pizza universe, written by Mystic Pizza Minute hosts David Hulford and John Windsor. CONTENT ADVISORY: TOO SPOOKY FOR CHILDREN! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

Duration: 00:37:15


Minute 52: I Hate Both of You

10/20/2017
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In our fifty-second Minute, Bill refuses to make love to Jojo under the watchful eye of her parent's ceramic Jesus sculpture, but that doesn't stop Jojo for making another go of it as he heads out the door. It's halfway through the movie and halfway through the podcast, which marks the start of a two month hiatus here at the Mystic Pizza Minute. Steve joins us again to see us off, and we discuss the mechanics of having sex on memory foam mattresses, pet vaccine truthers, and current events...

Duration: 00:30:00


Minute 51: There's A Rainbow Around The Moon

10/16/2017
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In our fifty-first Minute, Tim Travers turns Kat's awkward words into a perfect toast, while Bill and Jojo canoodle on the floor. Silent podcast partner Steve Richardson joins the crew again, to talk all about Indigenous rug burns, the National Minimum Drinking Age Act of 1984, and stumbling into another sex hole. Special Guest: Stephen Richardson

Duration: 00:29:03


Minute 50: Unedited Stopgap Version

10/13/2017
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In our fiftieth Minute... okay, I'm just gonna level with you, our production pipeline is not great. Usually we receive the final edited version of this thing right before it's posted, usually around one or two in the morning, at which point I give it a full listen through, taking many many more notes than is probably necessary to write these brief descriptions, and then up it goes. Tonight, our editor is M.I.A. probably asleep (but possibly dead?), and it is currently 3:30 AM. So as a...

Duration: 00:40:00


Minute 49: I'm a Better Violin Than Television

10/9/2017
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In our forty-ninth Minute, Tim Travers arrives home after a night of gambling to discover Kat putting on airs outside his home. Hulford and Windsor are joined once more by inaugural four-timers club member Dominique Holland, and together they discuss non-euclidean porch geometry, recurring Mary Kate & Ashley movie characters, and Trump's still ongoing football douchebaggery. Special Guest: Dominique Holland

Duration: 00:27:19


Minute 48: Mystic Dreamcast

10/6/2017
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In our forty-eighth Minute, basking in the aftersex, Charlie confesses to Daisy that he in fact was kicked out of college for cheating on his archaeology finals. Windsor and Hulford are joined again by returning guest sexpert Alex Colic, and engage in a little pillow talk about birthday Juggalos, popular Windsor family names, and 'kink', both in a general and aaaall too specific sense. Special Guest: Alex Colic

Duration: 00:32:16


Minute 47: Welcome Everybody to the Sex

10/2/2017
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In our forty-seventh Minute, bom chicka wah wah, ladies and gentlemen, it is the sex. Or rather the period immediately before and after the sex... between Daisy and Charley, that is! Your highly qualified sexual educators, along with returning lecturer Alex Colic, offer the class a very sensuous lesson on such steamy topics as the plot of Pretty Woman, tales of roleplay gone terribly wrong, and the recent Twitter-assholery of actor/sexual predator James Woods. Special Guest: Alex Colic

Duration: 00:27:09


Minute 46: The False Daisy

9/29/2017
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In our forty-sixth Minute, Charlie follows the breadcrumb trail of discarded clothing at both Daisy and the sexy sax's urging. Caitlin Fontecchio joins your pizza pals in-studio for an extra long and lively discussion of basic income, 90's Touchstone Pictures' love of the sea, and writhing masses of bugs. Special Guest: Caitlin Fontecchio

Duration: 00:38:19


Minute 45: Shoe Clue

9/25/2017
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In our forty-fifth Minute, Charlie answers Daisy's question by the fire, giving her the opportunity to silently sneak away. Caitlin Fontecchio joins the third-timers' club, and shares stories about her recent pilgrimage to Mystic Pizza, the real-life restaurant, which Windsor momentarily believes to be a theme restaurant of some sort. Special Guest: Caitlin Fontecchio

Duration: 00:29:23


Minute 43: Bill's Big Floppy Horse Penis

9/18/2017
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In our forty-third Minute, Kat and Jojo switch days off, and Charlie brings Daisy to his creepy darkened haunted mansion home. Your Mystic Pizza Minute ringmasters welcome Paul Hughes, a.k.a. Bungler, the creator of all the podcast's awesome music, to their dark and twisted three ring carnival of terrors. In the center ring, Hulford and Windsor recap the plot so far to an incredulous Bungler, and in the second ring, the boys discuss the power imbalance inherent to overly public wedding...

Duration: 00:28:29


Minute 42: This Sauce Is People

9/15/2017
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In our forty-second Minute, Jojo and Bill get freaky in the Mystic Pizza ladies' room. Hulford and Windsor are joined again by their old Lunar Media Broadcast co-host, Kudos the hyper-intelligent dolphin. The reunited (and it feels so good) trio go for a deep dive in a variety of topics, including secretly decaffeinated coffee, the surprisingly high-tech surveillance system at Media, PA's own Jiminy Cricket's Magical Italian Eatery, and that time Hulford kicked Windsor's ass in Chicago....

Duration: 00:34:50


Minute 41: You're Good On The Water We're Good On The Land

9/11/2017
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In our forty-first Minute, Daisy senses something's up between her sister Kat and Tim Travers and does what any sister would: throw condoms at her. In this very special episode, Hulford and Windsor are joined in studio by their old podcast's third co-host, Kudos the hyper intelligent dolphin. After catching up with each other, they discuss Mystic Pizza Minute's recent journey to Chicago, regrettable college posters, and the lost art of musical scatting. Special Guest: Kudos the Dolphin

Duration: 00:23:51


Minute 40: The One Where We Threaten Tom Petty

9/8/2017
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In our fortieth Minute, Robin Leach walks us through late 1980's Mar-a-Lago, and Daisy notices that her sister Kat is wearing a different sweater than usual. Your Mystic Pizza sherpas are joined in their latest expedition by returning guest Dominique Holland, and together the three scale the topics of the recent solar eclipse, Windsor joining the alt-right, and Hulford definitely *not* threatening the President. David momentarily confuses Tom Petty with Tom Waits, because he's only...

Duration: 00:29:16

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