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N2P 029: Getting to Know Us

Did Number Two Cuz blow her nose into a sock? Lourdes skipped out on church this morning. Tello laments never meeting a quality woman at church because they were always married with children. Lourdes remembers going to church after partying […]

Duration: 01:28:07

N2P 028: 2018 is Gonna be Twenty Great-Teen

It’s a new year, but Number Two Cuz still hasn’t written any lyrics for the opening theme song. Lourdes and Tello got to spend some family time together over the Christmas break. Number Two Cuz hosted some Reindeer Games for […]

Duration: 01:15:35

N2P 027: Star Wars Review, Christmas List, and Christmas Trivia

Number One Fave Cuz had some favorable things to say about the show. Number Two Cuz went on an adventure to buy some cheap furniture, but she may have found more than what she bargained for. Lourdes felt lied to […]

Duration: 01:21:08

N2P 026: Shapewear, Coco Review, and Christmas is Coming

Tello laments his inability to sing or play guitar. Number Two Cuz had a work retreat where she does some recollection. Lourdes ran into one of Tello’s nemeses while Christmas shopping. This stirs up some old painful memories for Tello […]

Duration: 01:10:42

N2P 025: Flat Booties, Thanksgiving Recap , and Keeping Santa Real

Tello recounts the not so happy time when he realized that Number Two Cuz was his best friend. Lourdes is concerned that she may be hormonal The podcast caused some controversy during Thanksgiving dinner when Fave Cuz Phoebe was offended […]

Duration: 00:56:18

N2P 024: Fighting Kids, Caring for Parents, and More Thanksgiving Fun

Number Two Cuz compliments Tello on the opening song. Lourdes thinks she knows someone who looks like someone famous. We remind everyone who put the Number Two in the Number Two Podcast. Lourdes receives a phone call from her son’s […]

Duration: 01:22:37

N2P 023: Awkward Moments, Suicidal Dogs, and Thanksgiving Thoughts

Number Two Cuz tells why the podcast recording was pushed back a bit. Tello teases Lourdes about her son getting head trauma from playing football. Lourdes tells the story of how she and her family were inspired from our last […]

Duration: 01:21:03

N2P 022: Work Drama, Thor Ragnarok, and Being A Toys r Us Kid

Number Two Cuz tells us about some workplace drama she recently witnessed. Lourdes and Tello talk about minor racist encounters, and more workplace drama. Lourdes asks Tello if he has friends at work. Lourdes tries to find a replacement for, […]

Duration: 01:14:59

N2P 021: Halloween Memories, Password Game, and Stranger Things 2

Number Two Cuz gives us a quick update on her “Very Close Veins” and other leg ailments. We have a brief discussion on the origin of Halloween, but as usual, we get distracted and drift off topic. Lourdes and Tello […]

Duration: 01:10:13

N2P 020: Hibachi Dinner, Dealing With Family Loss, and Kids Growing Up Fast

Number Two Cuz has a scheduled “lady checkup,” and she discovers something about her legs that she doesn’t like. Shirtless Luis makes a surprise cameo. We get an update on Fave Cuz’s foot after she hurt herself playing football with […]

Duration: 00:59:29

N2P 019: Lunch Budgets, Kids, and GEDs

Tello has gone over budget on his lunch spending this week, and one place in particular upset him with what they offered. Number Two Cuz reluctantly gets her nails done, but one of her daughters offers to pay. Lourdes decides […]

Duration: 01:28:29

N2P 018: Listener Updates, Mexican Birthday Parties, and Stupid Internet Questions

We start off with Tello criticising Lourdes’ curtains, but we soon segue into some fan updates. We finally get some positive feedback from Number Two’s children. Number Two prepares for her first non-Mexican birthday party, and we talk about some […]

Duration: 01:08:24

N2P 017: Family Rivalries and Anniversary Celebration

Number Two Cuz tells us about a review of the show that she got in person, and Tello takes some offense to it. Then Lourdes tells the adventures she had trying to find her History class on the first day […]

Duration: 01:23:40

N2P 016: Family Gathering

Lourdes and Tello do a rare podcast together in front of a live audience (their relatives). Unfortunately the visit was to mourn the passing of their Aunt Marcela. Tello was also in town to check on his mother and the […]

Duration: 01:01:07

N2P 015: Hurricane Harvey and Tragic Family Loss

Number Two Cuz and Tello start off by recounting a disturbing text message conversation they had before the show started. After the poop talk, Lourdes tells us about the devastation that was Hurricane Harvey. Currently Beaumont is still without dependable, […]

Duration: 01:31:47

N2P 014: Mother-in-Law Issues and Family Phone Calls

Number Two Cuz and Tello begin with a tangent about psychotherapy and the potential benefits. Number Two Cuz talks about some issues she’s having with her mother-in-law. It might not be the typical issues, but she has to find a […]

Duration: 01:19:42

N2P 013: Ghost Poops, Tithing Troubles, and Grown Kids

Tello recalls a supernatural encounter he had with an odor that was distinct to his late grandfather. And Number Two reminisces about scratching their grandfather’s bald head. We get another health updated from Number Two Cuz, and hopefully it’s good […]

Duration: 01:04:10

N2P 012: Show Feedback, More Health Concerns, and Scary Stories

We start off the show with some feedback that we got from our family members who listen to the show. Tello talks about living his first week on a budget and the problems he faced staying on target. Along with […]

Duration: 01:28:23

N2P 011: Friday Night Adventures, Getting out of Debt, and Parental Problems

Number Two Cuz tells the story of her misadventures Friday night, or was that Saturday morning? Tello tells his hopes and plans of redemption from staggering student debt through the teachings of Dave Ramsey. Number Two Cuz and Tello talk […]

Duration: 01:26:18

N2P 010: Worst Jobs, Handsome Jesus, and Parenting Problems

Lourdes and Tello talk about some of the worst jobs they’ve had. Lourdes talks about the time she almost got cosmetic surgery. Tello confronts Lourdes about a comment she made about his man boobs on the last episode, and Lourdes […]

Duration: 01:25:10

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