Out on the Lanai

The day has finally come! After four years of podcasting about every single episode of The Golden Girls, H. Alan and Kerri finish "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest," where they discuss whether Rose actually needed to move out, the number of times Dorothy says the word "driver," and that very emotional final scene. Thank you all for your love and support over the life of this podcast! You've all brought us as much joy as I hope we've given you. Stay subscribed to the podcast for potential...

H. Alan and Kerri watch part one of The Golden Girls series finale "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest," where they discuss Leslie Nielson's charm, Blanche in jeans, and why Dorothy and Lucas should have said "Gotcha!" way sooner. Tune in next week when we complete the series with "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest: Part 2!"

It's the conclusion of our coverage on The Golden Palace! In this episode, H. Alan and Kerri watch "Seems Like Old Times: Part 1 and 2," where they discuss Dorothy's grand entrance, the surprise appearance of a young Jack Black, and how Rose gets turned on by cows! And listen to the end for our thoughts on the two episodes that Miles appeared in! (spoiler alert: he's still garbage.) Tune in next time for an all new episode of OOTL!

It's time to talk about The Golden Palace! In this two-part special, H. Alan and Kerri (with special guest appearances from Alaska Thunderfuck and Eliot Glazer) dive deep into the origins of The Golden Girls spin-off, then watch the first episode, where they discuss the weird boy hanging around the hotel, the hilarious robbery scene, and why a better spin-off show would have been "Back in St. Olaf!" Tune in next time when we watch the 2 episodes that Bea Arthur guest-starred in!

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Home Again Rose: Part 2", where they discuss jumping the shark, how Janet and Sarah didn't belong in this episode, and what the conversation must have been like to convince Bea Arthur to perform an entire scene on her knees as a decapitated head on Jell-O.Tune in next week for a very special surprise episode!

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Home Again Rose: Part 1," where they discuss that one racist joke, whether Cindy Lou Peeples is part of a Golden Girls/Desperate Housewives universe crossover, and how this episode reminds us how the show warmly embraced the untraditional family unit. Tune in next time for "Home Again, Rose: Part 2!"

This week on the podcast, we're joined by OOTL all-stars Alaska Thunderfuck and Eliot Glazer to talk about the most memorable Golden Girls moments featuring everyone’s favorite substitute teacher, the mother of a solid gold dancer, Chronic Fatigue survivor, she feels the power of Satan inside her and she could vomit just looking at you - she’s Turkey Lurkey, she’s Pussy Cat, and she spent time in Attica so don’t ruffle her feathers, Chief it’s: DOROTHY ZBORNAK!

This week on the podcast, we're joined by OOTL all-stars Alaska Thunderfuck and Eliot Glazer to talk about the most memorable Golden Girls moments featuring the Queen of The Rusty Anchor, the human mattress, the sluttiest of all slut puppies, a YANKEE, miss Tiger Lily herself, who you can reach at 555-EASY - Yippee I-O-K-Y it’s: BLAHN-CHE or is it BLAAAAANCH DEVEREAUX!

This week on the podcast, we're joined by OOTL all-stars Alaska Thunderfuck and Eliot Glazer to talk about the most memorable Golden Girls moments featuring the mother of Fernando, the daughter of Bob Hope, loser of the St. Olaf Butter Queen pageant, baker of the best gernerkenflurken, a candy striper, a watcher of LAH LAW, killer of Frieda Claxton, bleached blonde bubbled headed baboon, and Once in St. Olaf you can blow it out your tubenburbles it’s ROSE NYLUND!

This week on the podcast, we're joined by OOTL all-stars Alaska Thunderfuck and Eliot Glazer to talk about the most memorable Golden Girls moments featuring Miami’s favorite withered old Sicilian monkey, a Shady Pines escapee, former lover of Pablo Picasso, nemesis to Mama Celeste, 65 year old drag queen, sherry-drinking founder of The Cloud Society, survivor of the hurricane of ‘91, Picture it: Ladies and gentlemen Mr. Roy Orbison it’s SOPHIA PETRILLO!

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Rose: Portrait of a Woman," where they discuss taking sexy photos, how Super Mario stayed motivated, and why people keep pronouncing it "Zah-bornak." Tune in next time for "Home Again, Rose: Part 1!"

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "A Midwinter Night's Dream: Part 2," where they discuss the perfect cupcake, if the cop was actually Derek's crime partner, and so many more reasons why Miles is the ABSOLUTE WORST. Tune in next week for "Rose: Portrait of a Woman!" And if you love this fabulous "Men Love my Cupcakes" shirt by talented artist and GG superfan Kevin Kline, you can purchase it here: https://halans.co/2D6ZOMe

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "A Midwinter Night's Dream: Part 1," where they discuss HONESTLY GUYS WE DON'T LOVE THIS EPISODE AND JUST KINDA BITCH ABOUT IT THE WHOLE TIME. Tune in next week for "A Midwinter Night's Dream: Part 2!

Roz Drezfalez ("Golden Girls Live!") joined H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Journey to the Center of Attention," where they discuss Blanche's amazing physical comedy, why a wake party is mean, and how The Rusty Anchor was totally a gay bar. Tune in next week for "A Midwinter Night's Dream: Part 1!"

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan," where they discuss how trials work, a Married with Children crossover, and even get some advice from a real-life lawyer! Tune in next week for "Journey to the Center of Attention!"

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Questions and Answers," where they discuss Alex Trebek's sex appeal, Rose's Jeopardy sweater, and the now-famous Trump joke. Tune in next week for "Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan!"

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "The Commitments," where they discuss who the sexiest Beatle is, why Jerry's kink might be killing people, and OMG DOROTHY'S OUTFITS. Tune in next week for "Questions and Answers!"

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Goodbye Mr. Gordon,," where they discuss teacher crushes, Dorothy's Fisher Price word processor, and why Jean and Big Sally should have dated. Tune in next week for "The Commitments!"

It's a Golden Girls party! Alaska Thunderfuck, Eliot Glazer, and Handsome Jeremy Mikush join H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 7 episode "Old Boyfriends," where they discuss the art of skipping, Marvin's Bugs Bunny accent, and first kiss stories. Tune in next week for "Goodbye Mr. Gordon!"

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "The Pope's Ring," where they discuss Paypal, Pee Wee Herman, and how shitty the Private Investigator was. Tune in next week for "Old Boyfriends!"