I'm Sorry Miss Fiorina
Things are happening in the US Presidential Primary! We're mostly here for the drama, though, because everyone's awful. Including, apparently, America's toddlers, who can't stop shooting themselves and others. Maybe we should do something about that?
Make America Nipples Again
Chris & Lex return to look at primary results as well as their continued exasperation with gun culture and the Israel problem. But don't fret, they also dispense with such frivolities to discuss the hard hitting topics that REALLY matter to America like video games and whether or not Diplo is this generation's John Lennon.
In The Year 2000
Lex says he's going to lose his shit over perception of the media and then only sort of loses his shit. Chris know more about Cheers than any other currently living mammal. We still don't like guns and might have a plan on how to do something about it involving minor alterations in our bathroom habits. Also: it's still fucking Primary season.