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Episode 8: Dogs, OneCoin and Cock Rings

A little life update, including one from Joe's granddad. There's talk of Ellen’s short-lived job at a kennel, Teslas, and penis decorations at the gym.

Duration: 00:25:07

Episode 6: The Whore of Copenhagen and London Sexcapades, or That Time Joe’s Grandma had a Porn Tour of Copenhagen, and International Sex Adventures

This episode Joe tells the story of his grandmother's visit to the red light districts of Copenhagen, and how a viewing of Linda Lovelace's Deepthroat changed all our lives. In the spirit of international sex adventures, Ellen shares her Tinder fails of London.

Duration: 00:21:14

Episode 5: Police Chases & Goth Lovers

Pondcast is back with the first episode of the year. We look back on granddads breaking the laws and run-ins with the police. Ellen shares a story of pubescent love, filled with too much eyeliner and screamo music.

Duration: 00:28:09

Episode 4: The Christmas Gift of Semen

O cum all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant, here's a short episode just for the holidays. You don't need to celebrate Christmas to enjoy a story about Ellen being faced with the miracle of inappropriate erections. There's also the obligatory idiotic family members, including an update from Joe's grandpa's online adventures.

Duration: 00:21:44

Episode 3: Grabbed by the Pussy & Other Acts of Terrorism

What happens in the VIP-lounge, doesn’t stay in the VIP-lounge. Ellen shares the story of her unbelievable weekend and Joe talks about his close encounter with a menstrual pad. Also featuring the magnificent national anthem of mother Russia, performed by the Presidential Orchestra of the Russian Federation.

Duration: 00:43:40

Episode 2: Grandpa's Little OneCoin Secret

Joe tells the story of his granddad’s involvement in a global pyramid scheme, and Ellen talks about her encounters with fellow herbivores.

Duration: 00:41:15

Episode 1: Accidental Kidnappings

First episode and we kick things off straight away with almost kidnappings and actual kidnappings. There’s masturbation mishaps, and talk about how Bob Dylan stole Ellen’s rightful prize.

Duration: 00:39:30