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Episode 8: Dogs, OneCoin and Cock Rings

6/11/2017
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A little life update, including one from Joe's granddad. There's talk of Ellen’s short-lived job at a kennel, Teslas, and penis decorations at the gym.

Duration: 00:25:07


Episode 6: The Whore of Copenhagen and London Sexcapades, or That Time Joe’s Grandma had a Porn Tour of Copenhagen, and International Sex Adventures

2/26/2017
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This episode Joe tells the story of his grandmother's visit to the red light districts of Copenhagen, and how a viewing of Linda Lovelace's Deepthroat changed all our lives. In the spirit of international sex adventures, Ellen shares her Tinder fails of London.

Duration: 00:21:14


Episode 5: Police Chases & Goth Lovers

1/22/2017
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Pondcast is back with the first episode of the year. We look back on granddads breaking the laws and run-ins with the police. Ellen shares a story of pubescent love, filled with too much eyeliner and screamo music.

Duration: 00:28:09


Episode 4: The Christmas Gift of Semen

12/25/2016
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O cum all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant, here's a short episode just for the holidays. You don't need to celebrate Christmas to enjoy a story about Ellen being faced with the miracle of inappropriate erections. There's also the obligatory idiotic family members, including an update from Joe's grandpa's online adventures.

Duration: 00:21:44


Episode 3: Grabbed by the Pussy & Other Acts of Terrorism

12/11/2016
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What happens in the VIP-lounge, doesn’t stay in the VIP-lounge. Ellen shares the story of her unbelievable weekend and Joe talks about his close encounter with a menstrual pad. Also featuring the magnificent national anthem of mother Russia, performed by the Presidential Orchestra of the Russian Federation.

Duration: 00:43:40


Episode 2: Grandpa's Little OneCoin Secret

11/26/2016
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Joe tells the story of his granddad’s involvement in a global pyramid scheme, and Ellen talks about her encounters with fellow herbivores.

Duration: 00:41:15


Episode 1: Accidental Kidnappings

10/16/2016
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First episode and we kick things off straight away with almost kidnappings and actual kidnappings. There’s masturbation mishaps, and talk about how Bob Dylan stole Ellen’s rightful prize.

Duration: 00:39:30