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Punk Assed: a Pun Cast

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Finally. A pun podcast. Award-winning pun brothers Jordan and Jerzy Gwiazdowski prepare to compete in the Pun-Off World Championships.

Finally. A pun podcast. Award-winning pun brothers Jordan and Jerzy Gwiazdowski prepare to compete in the Pun-Off World Championships.
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Finally. A pun podcast. Award-winning pun brothers Jordan and Jerzy Gwiazdowski prepare to compete in the Pun-Off World Championships.






Away With Words (with Joe Berkowitz)

Jerzy talks with author Joe Berkowitz about his book "Away With Words: an Irreverent Tour Through the World of Pun Competitions." They discuss Joe's "Blair Witch" approach to battle rap, his experience competing in (and writing about) pun contests, and why he decided to provoke fights between Jerzy and his brothers in order to move a few extra units.

Duration: 00:37:54

Polyglot a Cracker (with Ariel Boone)

A long episode- we couldn't parrot down. Ariel Boone talks with Jerzy about pun etiquette, multilingual punning, "Christopher Columbus-ing," and more. We play Oh Pun Sez We on "Fruits and Vegetables (in other languages)" and a bunch of mini-games because we couldn't help it. Also, Ariel almost forgets to show Jerzy a meme.

Duration: 00:47:26

Fasten der Führer, Us!

Jerzy and Toby tackle some pun topics they didn't see in Austin this year: "Fasteners" and "World War Two."

Duration: 00:13:44

Pun-Off 2017 Recap!

Jerzy and Toby recap the 40th Annual O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

Duration: 00:29:08

The Ten Commandments of Punning

In the first episode of 2017, Jordan and Jerzy come up with some rules for punning in polite society.

Duration: 00:31:13

Punk Assed: Austin Pun-Off Recap!

The 39th Annual O. Henry Pun Off is in the books! Jordan, Jerzy and Toby congregate in their Austin hotel room to discuss the results.

Duration: 00:05:47

Punk Assed #32: "Snark Tank"

A special format this week: Jerzy and Jordan pitch each other new pun games for upcoming episodes!

Duration: 00:40:55

Punk Assed #28: "Star Words"

It's our STAR WARS themed episode.

Duration: 00:33:05

Punk Assed #24: "In SPECTRE: Gadgets!"

The Punk Assed brothers return for their latest adventure: an all James Bond themed episode! We come up with new "Bond Girl" names, play a 007 Pun Challenge, Write some Headlines for some classic movie moments, and wrap up with a BroPun SezWe covering all things Bond.

Duration: 00:37:48

Punk Assed Mini Ep #23.5 "Smashing Pun Kin"

Halloween is over, but the Punk Assed Pun Cast still has some bonus spoooky challenges in the trick-or-treat bag! Jerzy puns on horror movie franchises, and Jordan takes on cities in Transylvania before they lay down a new challenge for Thursdays special THEMED episode...

Duration: 00:09:16

Punk Assed #23 "Tales from the Quipped"

Happy Halloween Punk Assed listeners - today Jerzy and Jordan get you ready for this horrific holiday with some great ideas for punny Halloween costumes. Ghosts and goblins are the name of the game as the brothers pun back and forth as quick as they can on "Spooks and Scares" The boys get bloodthirsty as they complete their pun challenges on "Serial Killers" and "Halloween Candy" One fateful night in a Hellywood producers office - Jordan and Jerzy pitch some names for hypothetical b-horror...

Duration: 00:38:24

Punk Assed Mini-Ep #21.5 "Ferrous Wheel"

Jordan and Jerzy lay down a challenge for the next (themed!) episode, and play a quick round of BroPun SezWe on the heavy topic of "Metal." Theme song "Circa '68" by Reserved for Rondee, from the album "Back in Velvet." In-episode music from

Duration: 00:08:23

Punk Assed Mini-Ep #20.5 "Taste the Pain, Bro"

It's a Pun Challenge Mini-Episode! Sugar Corn Syrup Hydrogenated Palm Kernel Oil Apple Juice from Concentrate Less than 2% Citric Acid Dextrin Modified Corn Starch Natural and Artificial Flavors Coloring Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C) Intro/Outro Music: "Circa '68," by Reserved for Rondee In-episode clips courtesy of Recorded at Front Pearl Studios, Brooklyn, NY

Duration: 00:08:19

Punk Assed #18 "Comfort' Food, Stayfort' Puns"

The Punk Assed brothers talk sandwich boards before asking each other some celebrity questions. Challenges this week: "Burgers" and "Breakfast" A Bropun on "Diseases" and finally Today in Puns tackles movie titles and taglines. Thats all you need to know.

Duration: 00:30:14

Punk Assed #17 "Poli-Lingual"

The bros get you pumped for the 2016 presidential race with some pun filled campaign slogans. Then they hop into the newsroom and create some front page headlines for hard hitting current events. They also present their head-to-head challenges based off of the topic "Current World Leaders" and then punoff on "Units of Measurement". Finally you get to see just how fun and fluid language can be as the brothers discuss the game of tennis and the tradition of making English words out of French...

Duration: 00:40:36

Episode #16 "To Era is Human - Three Eras a Crowd"

A new generation of Punk Assed begins while Jerzy and Jordan set up their fantasy football league and introduce a new game. Jordan explores the pantheon of puns in "Greek Mythology" and Jerzy tastes the terms associated with "Wine Grapes and Regions". Finally we talk shows; specifically talkshows in a new segment "TODAY IN PUNS!"

Duration: 00:39:01

Punk Assed #15 "Winter's Tail"

Jerzy and Jordan discuss (EXPLICIT TAG) pornographic film titles. They bropen up the pun vault on "reptiles and lizards" and "babies". Jordan waxes poetic about "Shakespearean characters" and Jerzy takes a dip in a few of "Minnesota's 10,000 lakes".

Duration: 00:38:18

PUNK ASSED #14.5 "Watch the Groan"

Monday Mini! Jerzy recaps the NY Post event, shares some punny lyrics from a Great Punner in History, and announces a change to the schedule.

Duration: 00:08:20

Punk Assed #14 "A Pun Gent Taste"

The brothers discuss nail polish, spicy food, things found in a cafe, cities in Australia, and a GPIH brought to you by Samuel Beckett.

Duration: 00:29:32

Punk Assed #13 "Bustle & Moan"

The Pun Challenge gets REAL. Jordan and Jerzy each have complaints about the topics the other has been picking. Also, puns on "Fasteners," an amped-up BroPun SezWe on "World Capitals," and a Great Hun in Piss Story.

Duration: 00:33:03