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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.

Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.
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Ireland

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Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.

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English


Episodes

‘I have no prejudices. Except people who aren’t from Dublin’

11/17/2017
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Lauren, the new Lady Managing Director of Hook, Lyon and Sinker, thinks I have a problem taking orders from women. Which is complete horseshit, of course. I worked behind the bor at the annual Foxrock Golf Club Ladies Foursomes event for seven years in a row and took thousands of orders from women. Mostly for gin and tonics.

Duration: 00:05:34


‘I know HR is an actual thing now, but to me it’s like homeopathy or dinosaurs'

11/10/2017
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I walk into the office to discover that all of my most treasured possessions have been stuffed into a cordboard box, which is sitting on my desk. We’re talking my ‘That’s Leinstertainment’ travel mug. We’re talking my 13 letters of censure from the Property Services Regulatory Authority. We’re talking my signed photograph of Richie McCaw (“To Ross,” it says. “You could have been one of the all-time greats,” words which still bring a tear to my eye, even though I told him specifically what to...

Duration: 00:05:34


‘A brain like tiramisu.’ ‘Multi-layered?’ ‘No, soft and full of custard’

11/3/2017
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Hennessy and the old man have bought Hook, Lyon & Sinker, but the way Hennessy’s talking, it’s not looking like yours truly is their first choice for managing director

Duration: 00:05:57


‘I have to say my year in UCD was possibly the happiest three months of my life’

10/26/2017
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The annual Iron Stomach Contest is as much a part of UCD life as wearing your schools rugby jersey for the first 10 weeks of first year and experimenting with your sexuality by getting off with people who didn’t go to fee-paying secondary schools.

Duration: 00:06:12


'Believe me,’ Honor goes, ‘she’ll thank us for this in the long run’

10/20/2017
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My daughter is doing a Closet Purge for her vlog. A purge with a difference – it’s Sorcha’s closet and there’s petrol involved

Duration: 00:05:46


‘You’re a bloody good estate agent. I’ve heard of your lack of emotion and basic humanity’

10/13/2017
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The old man asks me for my thoughts on the Budget – like it affects me somehow? “What Budget?” I go.

Duration: 00:06:06


‘If white collar crime is a crime, then why does no one ever go to jail for it?’

10/6/2017
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If you’d told me, when I was, like, 16 years old, that one day I’d end up literally working for a living, I would have asked you, well, what was the point of playing rugby in the first place?

Duration: 00:05:23


‘This is my actual Dad, Ross. He’s a kind of fat rugby has-been’

9/29/2017
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It’s like Honor’s had some kind of, I don’t know, personality transplant?

Duration: 00:05:59


Operation Trumpsformation: On Referendum Day, The Cornival Atmosphere Turns Sour for Ross

9/21/2017
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The fourth and final exclusive excerpts from 'Operation Trumpsformation', the seventeenth novel in Paul Howard's 'Ross O'Carroll-Kelly' series.

Duration: 00:07:40


Operation Trumpsformation: Micheál Mortin Calls The Old Man's Attitude Cavalier & Irresponsible

9/21/2017
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The third of four exclusive excerpts from 'Operation Trumpsformation', the seventeenth novel in Paul Howard's 'Ross O'Carroll-Kelly' series.

Duration: 00:08:36


Operation Trumpsformation: Honor, The True Heir to The O'Carroll-Kelly Rugby Name

9/21/2017
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The second of four exclusive excerpts from 'Operation Trumpsformation', the seventeenth novel in Paul Howard's 'Ross O'Carroll-Kelly' series.

Duration: 00:12:13


Operation Trumpsformation: The Old Man's Vision for A New Ireland

9/21/2017
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The first of four exclusive excerpts from 'Operation Trumpsformation', the seventeenth novel in Paul Howard's 'Ross O'Carroll-Kelly' series.

Duration: 00:05:46


‘There could be anything in there: a gun, €100k in cash, one of her teachers gagged’

9/13/2017
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Ross and Sorcha find something suspicious – but they’re the ones in trouble

Duration: 00:06:00


The old dear goes: ‘I will never forgive you for this, Ross’

9/8/2017
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Ross manages to throw the most unwanted birthday party of all tim

Duration: 00:06:14


‘It’s the Vico Road. Do you think anyone around here cleans their own gaff?’

9/1/2017
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The HSE have paid Ross a visit, but it takes him a while to figure out why

Duration: 00:05:25


‘It still hasn’t dawned on Sorcha that Honor is the wrong crowd’

8/24/2017
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First day in ‘actual Mount Anville’, but the last thing Honor needs is a chaperone

Duration: 00:05:56


‘The anaesthetist is a total knockout – no pun intended’

8/17/2017
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“Now,” she goes, “when I give you the injection, I want you to count backwards from 20.” I’m like, “Twenty?” and I can hear the fear in my own voice.

Duration: 00:06:06


‘Public transport is for the poor and fallen’

8/11/2017
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The old dear might be ‘entitled’ to free travel, but that doesn’t mean she wants it

Duration: 00:05:38


‘You drove to LA to hear a man from Crumlin swearing? You should have just gone to Crumlin’

8/4/2017
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Some quick thinking is required of Ross to bail Ronan out of trouble – again

Duration: 00:06:21


‘Is Honor double-bluffing me? Or is she double-double bluffing me?’

7/13/2017
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Sorcha has gone away for the weekend to a Himalayan Spa Retreat in a hotel on the R280 just as you’re coming into Drumshanbo.

Duration: 00:05:47

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